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VIDEO: New UFC promo for Conor McGregor v Rafael dos Anjos oozes epicness
Can’t come soon enough
11 years ago

PIC: The Rock provides more proof that he never, ever skips leg day
Mother of god
11 years ago

Your risk of the Zika virus is higher if you’ve visited any of these 23 countries recently
‘Global health emergency’
11 years ago

VIDEO: Morecambe goalkeeper heads home 94th minute equaliser and Jeff Stelling loves it
What a header!
11 years ago

Adding this one word can transform your CV
Get this in there
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp names starting XI for trip to Premier League leaders Leicester City
The big guns return
11 years ago

This ‘distasteful’ David Bowie and Terry Wogan headline is angering fans
There have been many fitting tributes paid to the late Terry Wogan. Fans of the gifted broadcaster, who died from cancer on Sunday, have been quick to show their appreciation and respect. But when a national treasure passes, you can count on a few sensationalist headlines. As the world is well aware, Wogan passed away weeks […]
11 years ago

Kanye West is changing the name of his album AGAIN with help from his wife
Kanye West has just nine days before his upcoming album is released. First, the rapper announced it was called ‘Swish’ before changing the title to ‘Waves’, but he’s toying with changing it again. His wife Kim Kardashian West announced he was still unsure of the title by posting a poll on Twitter. WAIT new poll. […]
11 years ago

Chris Martin gets this advice from 11-year-old daughter if Super Bowl gig goes wrong (Pic)
Chris Martin has been given some sound advice by his 11-year-old daughter Apple ahead of Coldplay’s Super Bowl 50 performance. The frontman has been advised not to worry if Coldplay’s Super Bowl 50 performance goes wrong – because it’ll only be remembered as an Internet meme. It’s no surprise Chris and his bandmates have a […]
11 years ago

Memphis Depay pokes fun at Daily Mail story about his trip to the supermarket
In this day and age, there’s a real appetite for footballer-related news. This extends way beyond the realms of how they played in their last game and transfer gossip, as highlighted by this tweet from Manchester United’s Memphis Depay. The Dutch winger’s trip to the supermarket, where he bought toilet paper, water and Capri Sun, […]
11 years ago

Manchester United have reportedly decided to replace Louis van Gaal
Confirmation that Pep Guardiola will be the manager of Manchester City from the start of next season has disappointed many Manchester United supporters. Already underwhelmed by recent results and Louis van Gaal’s possession-obsessed style of football, many of the United faithful have been left disappointed that their club haven’t chosen to make their own managerial change. […]
11 years ago

You can now use Snapchat to make your dog look like Dug from Disney Pixar’s Up
Ever wondered if there was a way of making your dog look like Dug from Disney Pixar’s Up? Of course you haven’t. Nevertheless, thanks to Snapchat, this is now a possibility… https://twitter.com/millyjblandford/status/690920674928517120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw My dog with the snap chat filter looks like Dug from Up😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jII6VWF0eL — Emma Hastings (@emm4hastings) January 24, 2016 If this is […]
11 years ago

Chris Martin warms up for the Super Bowl in a Carpool Karaoke with James Corden
James Corden picked up an unlikely hitchhiker in Chris Martin. Stopping The Late Late Show host for a lift to the Super Bowl, where Coldplay are playing the halftime show, the pair burst into song for the latest instalment of ‘Carpool Karaoke’. Have a listen to James nailing the high notes, perhaps even more so than […]
11 years ago

Study proves your dog loves you way more than your cat
We always knew dogs were man’s best friend – more than cats anyway. Now there’s proof. A new study says pups are (almost) five times fonder of their owners in comparison to their feline counterparts. For an upcoming BBC documentary, neuroscientist Paul Zak took saliva samples from ten dogs and ten cats before allowing them to play with […]
11 years ago

FIFA Presidential candidate Gianni Infantino proposes huge new changes to the World Cup
Have you met Gianni Infantino? He’s the bald, Italian man who has hosted pretty much every European Championship, Champions League and Europa League draw for the last millennium. He’s one of the four candidates vying to replace the disgraced Sepp Blatter as the President of FIFA and he has some big plans. Chief among those […]
11 years ago

Charlton loan Fanni and the response is predictably schoolboy and childish
Sigh. It was bound to happen. Football fans being football fans, it was always going to take Olympian levels of self-control not to descend into mucky innuendos and fits of immature giggles at the news. But we failed. We all failed. You know why? Because we’re weak and pathetic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHhth9CmbJ8 In fairness, Charlton didn’t help. When the […]
11 years ago

Another Deadline Day, another prickly tweet from Saido Berahino
As the summer transfer window came to a close, one of the main stories was that of Saido Berahino. The 22-year-old made plenty of headlines after vowing in a tweet never to play for the club again after chairman Jeremy Peace publicly rebuffed several bids for him. Once again, as another transfer window approaches its […]
11 years ago

Coventry City take the p*ss out of Transfer Deadline Day hype train with tweet
Let’s be honest, transfer deadline days – especially the mid-season ones – are very often lots of hype for absolutely no reason. Very often, football fans up and down the land will spend hours glued in front of their TVs watching Sky Sports News in the hope that their team will announce an unexpected but […]
11 years ago

Furious Man United fans reply to official club twitter account with abuse
It was such an innocuous tweet too. Man United fans are not a happy bunch. Their team is wallowing in fifth place, they’re out of the Champions League, and all whilst playing a very dull brand of football indeed. To add salt to a growing wound, local rivals Man City have confirmed Pep Guardiola as their manager […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: A fox on the pitch gatecrashes deadline day at the Emirates
As far as transfer deadline days go, it’s been a quiet one at the Emirates. With Mathieu Debuchy’s departure to Bordeaux the only real movement involving Arsenal, the Sky Sports News reporter at the Emirates Stadium was in virtual isolation. In fact, as the seconds ticked away towards the deadline, the only thing worth discussing at […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville completes loan deal for Real Madrid winger Denis Cheryshev
Gary Neville’s stint at Valencia hasn’t started too well. The former Manchester United captain’s venture into the world of football management has yet to yield a league win two months after he was announced as the La Liga side’s manager. In a bid to bring about a change in fortunes, Neville has brought in a […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Pato admits that Chelsea’s social media fans were a factor in his move
The power of the internet. We already know that Brazilian forward Pato isn’t getting paid a fortune by footballing standards during his loan move to Chelsea, so what attracted him to a side struggling in the bottom half of the Premier League? Well according to the man himself, it was the fans. More specifically those online […]
11 years ago

Spurs reportedly issue Man United with hands-off warning over defender
With Manchester United’s options at full back well and truly exhausted, it now appears a surprise move for Arsenal’s Mathieu Debuchy is definitely off. With Arsene Wenger reportedly blocking a move, it’s now being claimed that United could have turned their attentions to a left back at North London’s other club. The Mirror report that any approach […]
11 years ago

Odds slashed as Liverpool linked with dramatic late move for Mauro Icardi
Jurgen Klopp might be doing his best to convince us that Liverpool won’t be making any late signings as the seconds tick away on Deadline Day. Despite that, some people just don’t believe him. Inter Milan striker, Mauro Icardi, has been backed so much to make a late switch to Anfield that the odds on […]
11 years ago

Peter Odemwingie has another disappointing transfer deadline day
No matter what he goes on to achieve in the remainder of his football career, Peter Odemwingie will be remembered by most for his deadline day dash to QPR for a move that never happened. His former club West Brom certainly haven’t forgotten it and even gently poked fun at him for it through their […]
11 years ago

Michael Jackson used to laugh at Prince, claims L.A Reid in his new book
Michael Jackson died in June 2009 but claims are still being made about his life, and we have to admit, this is an odd one. Record exec L.A Reid has published his new autobiography revealing detail of how the late King of Pop used to supposedly love watching videos of Prince messing up. Yes, that’s […]
11 years ago

PICS: Conor McGregor has just made one of his cockiest comments yet…
Even for Conor McGregor this is pretty outspoken… The Irishman is deep in preparation for his bout with Rafael dos Anjos for the UFC Lightweight Championship on March 5. And McGregor clearly isn’t lacking in the self-confidence department (we’re not sure if you’ve noticed that) judging by his latest tweets… It’s fair to say The Notorious thinks the UFC […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Idris Elba tells the audience ‘welcome to diverse TV’ as he wins two SAG Awards
A huge congratulations to Idris Elba for finally being recognised for his acting talent. The Brit was one of the big winners at the Screen Actors Guild Awards at the weekend and gave a nod to ‘diverse TV’. Elba won the award for outstanding performance by a male actor in a miniseries or TV movie […]
11 years ago

Andre 3000 invited a random Uber passenger to Kanye West’s studio session
This Uber passenger probably couldn’t believe her luck. Andre 3000 invited his fellow Uber Pool passenger to a recording session at Kanye West’s studio. According to TMZ, the Outkast star ordered his driver to pick up multiple people by mistake, but he got on so well with the girl that he invited her into the […]
11 years ago

Deadpool star Ryan Reynolds: “I thought I was too old to play a superhero”
Ryan Reynolds put his back out on the first day of training for Deadpool – making him think perhaps he’s too old to play a superhero. The 38-year-old actor plays Deadpool in the upcoming comic book adaptation but admitted working out for the role was physically gruelling. He said: “On the first day I put […]
11 years ago

People are understandably upset about the Daily Star’s Terry Wogan headline
This has not gone down well. The world is still very much coming to terms with the passing of legendary broadcaster Terry Wogan and the Irishman on the front page of most newspapers this morning. But one headline has not been received in a positive light by readers, with the Daily Star’s tribute widely criticised for being […]
11 years ago

Here’s how you can find out who’s been ignoring your Facebook friend requests
We assume that all you fantastic folk immediately have all your Facebook friend requests accepted. But if you’re the type to hold off on confirming a friendship on the social network, you’re about to be found out. The Independent has reported a clever way to discover who exactly has been ignoring your friend request. Again, this probably […]
11 years ago

Josh from “My Parents Are Aliens” looks completely unrecognisable now
He looks so different.
11 years ago

Facebook users warned after details of new internet scam emerge
Details have emerged of a detailed Facebook scam which has cost Brits significant amounts of money. The scam is understood to involve the hacking of user accounts and also involves users’ mobile phone numbers, with the most recent case taking place this month. Northumbria police have issued a warning, explaining how the scam works: Once the accounts […]
11 years ago

British UFC star Michael Bisping offers support to defeated Sage Northcutt…
There weren’t many fellow UFC pros offering support to Sage Northcutt after his defeat to Bryan Barberena, but British fighter Michael Bisping had some words of encouragement for the youngster. Bisping, who is on the card for UFC Fight Night 83 in London on February 27th (we’re going and we can’t wait), tweeted Northcutt to remind him […]
11 years ago

More injury woes for Manchester United crock Bastian Schweinsteiger
Sidelined
11 years ago

Will your parents soon be on Snapchat? It certainly looks that way…
Is there no place left to hide? First they started sending Facebook friend requests, then they followed you on Twitter…and now Snapchat is apparently in your parents’ sights as they desperately try to get down with the kids. With 25% of teenagers jumping ship from Facebook between 2011 and 2014, it was thought that Snapchat was the new […]
11 years ago

Atletico Madrid are emptying their pockets to try to bring back Chelsea’s Diego Costa
A season and a half without Diego Costa is too much for Diego Simeone. The Atletico Madrid boss wants to bring the Spanish international back from Chelsea, even if it costs the club an arm and a leg. The Spaniards enjoyed their most successful spell in recent history with the Brazilian-born attacker leading the line. They […]
11 years ago

Arsenal fans fooled by ‘new signing’ turning up at the Emirates (Video)
It isn’t the first time we’ve seen this done, but watching naive football fans believing their club have signed a fake player is always fun. This time it was Arsenal supporters who were fooled as a YouTube prankster purported to be star striker ‘Fernando Wwirst’ before the Gunners’ clash with Chelsea. With WAG in tow, ‘Wwirst’ made […]
11 years ago

US channel Fox Sports have absolutely no idea where Everton are from…
Face, meet palm. As Everton prepared to face Carlisle in the FA Cup fourth round on Sunday, US TV network Fox Sports provided a helpful map on where the two teams are situated in the UK. The infographic was intended to highlight Everton’s enormous journey up to Cumbria to meet their League Two opponents, except it was […]
11 years ago

PIC: Barcelona’s new home kit for 2016/17 has been leaked…
It looks like Barcelona are set to return to vertical stripes next season if this leaked photo of their new kit turns out to be genuine. The La Liga champions were widely criticised by fans last summer following their move to a horizontal pattern, but it seems that change is set to be short-lived. We’re […]
11 years ago

Watch Paul Merson’s hilarious and angry rant about Roberto Martinez and John Stones
“You can’t do that, you can’t do that”
11 years ago

Steven Gerrard has a new midfield partner after LA Galaxy snap up ex-Man City star
Tough tackler
11 years ago

Sage Northcutt sent message of support from Bryan Barberena after UFC defeat
Bryan Barberena may have wanted to shout about proving a few people wrong after defeating UFC wonderkid Sage Northcutt on Saturday night, but instead his reaction was all class. Barberena (11-3 MMA, 2-1 UFC) derailed the Northcutt hype train with an arm triangle that led to a second-round submission. But rather than boast his success over […]
11 years ago

Michael Carrick could be set to leave Manchester United with European giants circling…
Considering his options
11 years ago

Liverpool fans despair when they realise it’s five years since they signed Luis Suarez…
No mention of Andy Carroll though
11 years ago

Terry Wogan’s interview with a ‘merry’ George Best is TV gold…
He handled it pretty well… Ever the model professional, Sir Terry Wogan was presented with arguably his biggest TV challenge when he interviewed a drunk George Best live on his chat show. There wasn’t a great deal Wogan could do, especially when Best turned to him and said: “Terry, I like screwing.” Wogan recalled that infamous […]
11 years ago

Tributes pour in for true gentleman Sir Terry Wogan
We were shocked to hear the news that legendary broadcaster Terry Wogan passed away this morning after a short illness. The veteran presenter was a household name for his work on the BBC, both on radio and television. Wogan had a reputation for being a true gentleman throughout his career, and won the hearts of listeners and […]
11 years ago