Sigh. It was bound to happen.
Football fans being football fans, it was always going to take Olympian levels of self-control not to descend into mucky innuendos and fits of immature giggles at the news.
But we failed. We all failed. You know why? Because we're weak and pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHhth9CmbJ8
In fairness, Charlton didn't help. When the Championship side secured a deadline day loan deal for former France international defender Rod Fanni, they could have used a different headline...
https://twitter.com/CAFCofficial/status/694270893078532096
The 34-year-old has joined the Addicks from Qatari side Al-Arabi SC, but no one really cared much for that. They just wanted to respond like naughty school-kids guffawing at the back of the class...
https://twitter.com/jay_stemmers1/status/694277510826213376
https://twitter.com/Onehotspurs/status/694274509839417344
https://twitter.com/SiDennis/status/694273846917140482
https://twitter.com/sal1706/status/694275366697975808
https://twitter.com/DurhamBear/status/694275967485919233
https://twitter.com/AllHailTheHen/status/694271673596510209
https://twitter.com/longley_john/status/694284348137304064
https://twitter.com/captain_coupon/status/694275442812030977
https://twitter.com/n7gooner72/status/694276491014754310