Derek Zoolander is making his long-awaited return. Just like the journey of life for a Kardashian, the boxes have been ticked for selfies and the catwalk – now it’s time for endorsements. “Zoolander No.2” is the product, “nothing attracts like the scent of number two” is the slogan. A bovine Ben Stiller stars alongside Naomi Campbell, Penelope […]

11 years ago

We’re fairly certain that Conor McGregor isn’t short of a few sparring partners ahead of his fight against Rafael dos Anjos at UFC 197 but if he ever needs someone to smack, Jedward might be available. McGregor smacking Jedward. Now there’s an image that will stay in your head. There’s a perfectly legitimate reason why the brothers might […]

11 years ago

Ice Cube is “not surprised” by ‘Straight Outta Compton’s Oscars snub. The film – a biopic of hip hop group N.W.A – was widely praised by critics and had been expected to sweep the board when the nominations for the Academy Awards were announced this week. However, the only gong it was revealed to be […]

11 years ago

Bugged out bunny. In an attempt to smuggle 2,493 pounds of marijuana into the United States, drug traffickers used orange duct tape to fashion pretend carrots. Sadly for them, it didn’t work. Officers in Pharr, Texas, found the weed masquerading as veg concealed within a commercial shipment of fresh carrots entering from Mexico. The street value of […]

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You would though…

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Cool as you like

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There’s clumsy people. There’s drunk people. Then there’s the clumsy drunk people. We all have a mate who is a liability after liquor. At 3am, they’ll be either on the floor, lost their phone, snogging or vomiting, perhaps all in succession on a heavy one. On a good night, they may just crack, abuse or […]

11 years ago

Huge names…

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Alan Rickman has died after a battle with cancer – this is the immediate outpouring from actors and celebrities. The actor passed away surrounded by friends after keeping the disease a secret to the public and his fans, exactly how David Bowie chose to do. On hearing the news, Tony Parsons noted their courageousness by […]

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Good news…

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The world has lost another legend in Alan Rickman. The actor, best known for films including Harry Potter, Die Hard, Truly Madly Deeply and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, has died at the age of 69. In the same week as David Bowie’s passing at 69, the London-born star was also suffering from cancer and […]

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It’s fashionable to personalise and monogram everything. Golf balls, bags, Nutella, Marmite, basically any of your favourite condiments, all the services are out there. Rather than going for the name of a loved one, a pet, Irish writer Seamus O’Reilly took it a step further. I can now confirm that Selfridges will put *anything* you […]

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Enigmatic in death, as in life

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Learning of lottery winners is always rather depressing – especially when you’ve bought a ticket and win nothing. Even more so in January when we’re all skint. The largest lottery jackpot in the world was won in the US last night – $1.59billion. Yes you read that right BILLION – and this man is claiming […]

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Fiiiiiiiiiigggght!

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His reaction though…

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The Welsh Pirlo…

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It’s exciting times at Manchester City. They’re chasing four trophies this season and appear to have bagged the biggest name in the football management game from the start of next season. It’s all enough to make rivals envious, and as they hosted Everton on Wednesday evening, plenty of Manchester United fans reverted to a familiar […]

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Despite Liverpool impressing with their attacking play, the four first half goals at Anfield were shared between the homes side and Arsenal. Although fantastically exciting for the neutral, the defending wasn’t great to watch for either of the two managers, both of which looked utterly perplexed by what they were witnessing. The world of football […]

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Liverpool might have had the better of the first half against Arsenal, but their inability to keep it tight at the back cost them dearly. Arsenal looked out of sorts, but still managed to convert their first two chances, and but for a terrible miss from Olivier Giroud Liverpool could have conceded a third. Twitter […]

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The news that Newcastle United have splashed out £12m on Jonjo Shelvey has received a very mixed response. On the one hand, there is no denying that the former Swansea City man is capable of moments of inspiration, with his game-changing goals and long-range passing. CONFIRMED: Newcastle United have signed England midfielder Jonjo Shelvey https://t.co/iDkcawZlBb #NUFC […]

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David Beckham is like any other protective dad with a daughter – he can’t stand the thought of them dating. The retired footballer has admitted he has different rules for Harper to his sons. David and wife Victoria, who have kids Brooklyn, 16, Romeo, 13, Cruz, 10, and Harper, four, says his eldest son is “definitely” […]

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We’ve all received text messages where you don’t know who has sent them. The standard response would be to reply asking ‘who is this?’ Another favourite is to play along until it becomes clear who the person is – others take things to extreme, as in this case of mistaken identity. Danny James Elliott was […]

11 years ago

Stats don’t lie

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We may need to re-think our strategy of scented candles and sexy underwear to improve our sex lives. New research suggests that setting the mood is about far more than just that exact moment, and improving the mundane aspects of life are the real secret way to injecting some spice into our love lives. Researchers have consulted […]

11 years ago

How many Michus is that?

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If you’re going to livetweet a football match, best make sure you get to your seat on time. Whoever runs Ipswich Town’s Twitter account learned this lesson the hard way as the club conceded early against Leeds United on Tuesday night. Striker Souleymane Doukara’s opener just a minute into the match came so soon after […]

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Hands up if you’ve ever spent a whole day watching Friends re-runs on TV. There’s no shame in it, we’ve all spent countless hours catching up with our favourite New Yorkers, but NBC – the studio behind the show – had planned for us to see the group in a rather different way than we’re […]

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Never change Ricky Gervais. The comedian promised he would take no prisoners and have no mercy as host of the golden Globes and as we know he stuck to his word. Better get dressed and offend some humourless cunts I suppose. pic.twitter.com/X4idHHuMMf — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 10, 2016 When you take the p*ss out […]

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It’s that time of year when everyone is back in the gym trying to shake off all the excess weight they put on over Christmas. We’ve all made the same mistakes – it’s never just *one* more mince pie now, is it? But one man who should perhaps be spending more time on the treadmill than […]

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His smile is wonderful…

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Contains spoilers

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Was first choice to replace Moyes…

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David Bowie survived six heart attacks before his death, it has been claimed. The singer – who underwent heart surgery in 2004 – died of cancer on Sunday but it has now been claimed he was also battling other health problems. Wendy Leigh, who published a biography of the singer last year, told BBC News: “He […]

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James Corden has kicked off the first Carpool Karaoke of 2016 with ‘the biggest star in the world’, Adele. The footage teases the pair driving around London singing Adele’s new hit ‘Hello’ and older track ‘Rolling In The Deep’ and chatting about her hair. The full version will be available on Thursday after airing on […]

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Just when we all thought Conor McGregor was certain to meet Rafael dos Anjos at UFC 197, reports began to circulate claiming the announcement about the fight had been postponed. McGregor, who recently defeated Jose Aldo in just 13 seconds, would become the first consecutive two-weight champion if he were to defeat RDA, adding extra […]

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Security experts are warning against a cyber attack that could result in access to victims’ personal files. WhatsApp users have been warned not to open e-mails purporting to be from the mobile messaging app that could trigger a virus giving access to users’ personal data. Researchers at Comodo Antispam Labs (CASL) have identified a new […]

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We’re sure he’ll get over it though

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No doubt

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Huge honour…

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David Bowie’s wife Iman is seemingly relying on her faith to cope with the death of her husband. The 60-year-old model’s music legend husband lost his 18-month battle with cancer and passed away at the age of 69 surrounded by his family. Iman is yet to publicly comment of the death of David but she […]

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David Bowie was born as David Jones on Stansfield Road, Brixton, London on January 8, 1947. He lived there with his parents in until he was six years old before moving down the road to Beckenham. His mum Margaret Mary Peggy Jones worked as an usherette at the local cinema, which makes this tribute from […]

11 years ago

Be mindful

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JOE.co.uk is the smart, current and edgy digital destination for British men, boasting a rapidly growing audience of 6 million unique users each month. In just ten months, JOE.co.uk has amassed a social following of over 3 million across Facebook and Twitter, with a dedicated focus on building a community for British men to share their […]

11 years ago

JOE.co.uk is the smart, current and edgy digital destination for British men, boasting a rapidly growing audience of 6 million unique users each month. In just ten months, JOE.co.uk has amassed a social following of over 3 million across Facebook and Twitter, with a dedicated focus on building a community for British men to share […]

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Speeches and full list of winners…

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Another memorable Golden Globes. It wasn’t just Ricky Gervais that was making headlines at the Golden Globes. There were some very funny moments in between all the speeches, songs and champagne. One of the most talked-about moments was when Lady Gaga startled Leonardo DiCaprio. The footage, shown below, has already gone viral. Lady Gaga scared Leonardo […]

11 years ago

Oh, and the house is worth £3m

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Ruben Loftus-Cheek could well be the future of Chelsea Football Club. The 19-year-old forward scored his first senior goal for the club in their FA Cup third round victory over Scunthorpe United. And the confident effort didn’t go unnoticed by another of the Blues’ more established goalscorers. Eden Hazard was watching from the sidelines as […]

11 years ago

When it comes to iPhones, there are numerous tips and tricks to make the battery last longer and the device run faster. However, there’s also a code which can give you access to settings that you may not be aware of. According to the The Independent, accessing your iPhone’s Field Mode will let you see information […]

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