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11 years ago
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This is how you can store Snapchat videos secretly on your phone forever
There is a glitch in the matrix…
11 years ago

Watch Snoop Dogg’s birthday party go up in flames
Drop it like it’s hot
11 years ago

Take our amazing Leeds United manager picture quiz
Quick, before Evans is fired!
11 years ago

Colin Farrell has had the worst on screen hairdos ever, proves Graham Norton
Chris O’Dowd might be happily married but is still lusted after women everywhere it seems. Although nowhere near as much as Colin Farrell, as fellow Irishman Graham Norton was quick to point out. Host Norton announces; “Chris O’Dowd, you’re a very handsome man, but Colin Farrell, beautiful! You’re a beautiful man.” Colin replies: “Thanks for […]
11 years ago

Trainspotting 2 is making Danny Boyle nervous
Danny Boyle is one of the greatest directors but he knows what an almighty job he has on his hands with Trainspotting 2. It’s been almost 20 years since the cult original was released, and the filmmaker is nervous. Feeling the pressure, Boyle admitted: “Obviously it’s worrying because people will kill us if we made […]
11 years ago

Another French star could be questioned in the Mathieu Valbuena sextape case
French international striker Karim Benzema is prepared to respond to any court summons over the on-running Mathieu Valbuena sex tape case, according to his lawyer. Benzema could follow former Les Bleus frontman Djibril Cisse in speaking to authorities, though he has not yet been requested to do so. According to French publication Journal du Dimanche, Benzema’s […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp wants his Liverpool team to be “a little bit wild”…
Jurgen Klopp is encouraged by the reaction of the Liverpool squad following his appointment, despite the Reds’ uninspiring 0-0 draw at Tottenham. Liverpool worked hard for a valuable point in a tough away fixture, but Klopp sees plenty of potential for the team to push on in the coming months. “I’m not sure how many […]
11 years ago

Former Leeds United striker scores the fastest goal in MLS history – in just 7 seconds!
Similar to a number of players in recent seasons, former Leeds, Bury and Brentford striker Mike Grella has turned an undistinguished career in England into an MLS success story. The 28-year-old, who also enjoyed a brief spell at Scunthorpe, is now plying his trade for the New York Red Bulls alongside Shaun and Bradley Wright-Phillips. And […]
11 years ago

Bastian Schweinsteiger thanks Man United fans and shares supporter’s video on Twitter…
Bastian Schweinsteiger appears to be enjoying himself at Manchester United. After 17 years at Bayern Munich, the 31-year-old has embraced a change of scenery and is clearly impressed with the support he’s received so far. Following United’s emphatic 3-0 win at Everton – with Schweinsteiger playing 74 minutes – the German tweeted his gratitude and […]
11 years ago

Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs let homeless squatters stay in £1.5m hotel over winter…
Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs have told a group of squatters occupying their new £1.5m hotel that they can stay in the building over the winter. The former Manchester United players are turning the old Manchester stock exchange into a plush boutique hotel, with extensive renovations set to take place over the next few months. […]
11 years ago

This photo sums up Norwich keeper John Ruddy’s horrible afternoon against Newcastle…
They say a picture says a thousand words, but ‘ouch’ is the only one that comes to mind when we look at John Ruddy’s misfortune in this image. The hapless Norwich City keeper was beaten six times by Newcastle on Sunday, with Dutch midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum helping himself to four strikes in a blistering performance. […]
11 years ago

Inter Milan fans wind up Juventus with banner mocking their Champions League failure (Pic)
Ahead of Inter Milan’s Serie A clash with Juventus on Sunday evening, the home fans took the opportunity to indulge in a spot schadenfreude at their opponents’ expense. Having won the Champions League with Jose Mourinho in 2010, Inter decided to poke fun at Juve’s 3-1 defeat to Barcelona in last season’s final with the […]
11 years ago

This is what happened when P. Diddy tried to buy the Twitter handle @SeanCombs…
Although this exchange took place a couple of years ago, P. Diddy’s attempt to buy the handle @SeanCombs has resurfaced on Twitter much to everyone’s amusement. In many ways, this is the greatest thing ever to happen on social media. Just think of the guy behind @SeanCombs, waiting for the moment when notorious name-changer Diddy […]
11 years ago

Looking forward to Star Wars: The Force Awakens? This should get you in the mood…
We’re hearing plenty of good things about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and this newly released movie poster has thoroughly whet our appetites. With J.J. Abrams at the helm after working wonders with the recent Star Trek reboot, we can’t wait for the UK release date on December 18. Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie […]
11 years ago

Brian O’Driscoll reflects on the pain of Irish and Scottish rugby fans…
It’s been a tough, tough day for Ireland and Scotland in the Rugby World Cup quarter-finals, and Brian O’Driscoll summed up the mood perfectly. Ireland were easily beaten by a fantastic Argentina side at lunchtime, before Scotland came inches away from a stunning victory over Australia. While a lot of Irish heads are down this evening, O’Driscoll has […]
11 years ago

Philipp Lahm arrives on Twitter dressed like the teacher’s pet…
Philipp Lahm: World Cup winner, Bayern Munich captain, nerdiest introduction to Twitter of all time. The 31-year-old Bayern defender-cum-midfielder-cum-whatever new position Pep Guardiola has invented now, is one of the classiest players ever to grace the game. But his style choices leave plenty to be desired. We thought footballers were supposed to be cool, but […]
11 years ago

How did the referee miss this blatant ‘hand of god’ goal in the Bundesliga? (Video)
Hannover 96’s Bundesliga victory at FC Koln on Sunday was shrouded in controversy after the winning goal came courtesy of a blatant handball. As a first-half corner deflected towards the back post, Hannover midfielder Leon Andreasen clearly used his arm to touch the ball into the net. Referee incredibly allows @Hannover96 midfielder Leon Andreasen’s goal […]
11 years ago

Rock climber saved by his harness after terrifying 50-foot fall (Video)
If you ever needed reminding of the dangers of rock-climbing, then just watch this video. As an American climber neared the summit of this sheer rock face, his grip slipped and he terrifyingly plummeted back down a 50-foot drop. But thanks to some careful safety measures and a solid harness, the daredevil was spared a […]
11 years ago

Moto GP rider kills seagull with a headbutt during Australian Grand Prix (Video)
When you’re racing a motorbike at over 200 mph, there isn’t much time to think about any obstacles that might happen to be in your way. If something blocks your view, all you can do is rely on instinct – which is exactly what Moto GP rider Andrea Iannone did on Sunday. As the race leader came […]
11 years ago

Stretcher-bearer flattens injured Greek footballer not once, but twice (Video)
While stretcher-bearers spend most weekends sitting on the bench with nothing to do, they still have to be ready to run on the pitch at any moment. And when their time comes, it’s important they remain calm to carefully remove the stricken player to safety. With that noted, here’s how not to carry out the […]
11 years ago

No plans for October 31? This Northern Irish city has been named the world’s best Halloween destination
Stuck for ideas on what to do for Halloween? There’s still time to book flights to Derry – the world’s number one destination on October 31st. The Northern Irish city came top of a recent poll in USA Today, which allowed readers from around the world to vote on their favourite Halloween locations. #DERRY GOOD […]
11 years ago

Plane makes emergency landing in Manchester with part of wing ‘hanging off’
Passengers on a plane leaving Manchester for Spain had a lucky escape when the pilot performed an emergency landing with part of the wing hanging off. The Spain-bound flight turned around while still flying over the UK, with what was described by Manchester Airport as a ‘minor issue’. But the Manchester Evening News reports that passengers saw […]
11 years ago

Irish fans took over the New Zealand vs France game by singing ‘The Fields of Athenry’
Cardiff painted green
11 years ago

Druglord ‘El Chapo’ escapes from authorities again
Druglord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman is reportedly on the run again, after escaping from Mexican authorities near his remote hideout. It had been thought that the whereabouts of notorious figure had been accidentally revealed by his son just weeks ago. And El Chapo, whose prison escape came just days before the trailer for the world’s most […]
11 years ago

Kent Police trolled for ‘Fred Flintstone’ e-fit
“I didn’t yabba dabba do it!”
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo’s plans for an acting career have taken a bit of a blow
Some will have you believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is past his prime and considering what to do when he retires. Although there’s no indication of when Ronaldo intends to hang up his boots, it has been reported that he may turn his hand to a career in acting and he was even tipped to land […]
11 years ago

Manchester United make four changes for game with Everton
After the sad news that Everton’s former manager, Howard Kendall, had died it’s set to be an emotional afternoon at Goodison Park. It’s already been confirmed that both sides will observe a minute’s silence ahead of the 3pm kick off. The homeside, who will hope for a repeat of last season’s convincing 3-0 victory over […]
11 years ago

Here’s how Liverpool’s travelling fans greeted Jurgen Klopp at White Hart Lane
Those Liverpool fans that travelled to White Hart Lane were eager to welcome Jurgen Klopp. After a week of hype, it was finally time for the German to take charge of his first game with the club and there were plenty of Klopp-related banners visible in the away end ahead of Saturday’s early kick off […]
11 years ago

CEO confirms more Netflix original content is on the way
Is this a price worth paying for?
11 years ago

Here are the three key signs that you should quit your job
When you consider the fact you spend most of your waking hours in work, it’s not unreasonable to want to strike a work-life balance. Whether you’re starting out in your career, or stumbling through your first set of promotions and establishing yourself, chances are you’re going to feel frustrated or confused by your professional path […]
11 years ago

You can rent this London apartment for just £1 a month…but there’s a catch
Is it worth it?
11 years ago

We have a Sony PS4 to give away…
Your weekend could significantly improve by winning a Sony PS4 with ‘Survivor’. To celebrate the release of the film starring Mila Jovovich and Pierce Brosnan, available now to purchase on DVD and Blu-ray, JOE are giving you the chance to win a PS4 courtesy of Lionsgate Films. To be in with a chance of winning, answer […]
11 years ago

Vladimir Putin “is lovely” says Elton John’s husband
We weren’t expecting that…
11 years ago

Foals mesmerised by Lana Del Rey during private dinner
Sound bite…
11 years ago

Win tickets to Spectre premiere, drive an Aston Martin and meet Daniel Craig…
Thrilling prize…
11 years ago

New York woman who sued her nephew for $127,000 has released a statement…
The New York woman who sued her nephew for $127,000 has spoken publicly about the case for the first time. Jennifer Connell failed to get a penny from pursuing legal action after a jury took just 25 minutes to dismiss her claim. But Connell, 54, has now released a statement in which she says that suing […]
11 years ago

Mourinho facing player revolt at Chelsea
Who could it be?
11 years ago

11 years ago today was a pretty significant day in Barcelona’s history
On October 16th, 2004, Lionel Messi made his first ever appearance for Barcelona. Aged 17 years, three months and two days, the Argentine replaced Deco in the 82nd minute of the Catalan derby against Espanyol. While his potential was enormous, few could have predicted that Messi would go on to be the greatest player of […]
11 years ago

Man City to change their club badge again
Change of heart…
11 years ago

Anthony Martial named Premier League player of the month…
One month, three games, three goals, nine points for Manchester United and one Premier League player of the month award. Not bad, Anthony Martial. Despite being labelled a panic buy when United shelled out £36m (rising to £58m) for his signature on deadline day, the French teenager has made an immediate impact in England. After scoring […]
11 years ago

Italian Supreme Court says it’s cool to watch smut during your lunch break
Working hard…
11 years ago

Paul Scholes rolls back the years with trademark netbuster for Masters XI (Video)
Paul Scholes is renowned for being one of the greatest midfielders of all time and, despite retiring a number of years ago, it’s pretty clear from this clip that he’s still got it. Lining up for a Masters XI in Hong Kong, which also included former foes Robbie Fowler and Robert Pires, Scholes blasted in […]
11 years ago

A list has been released of what Americans fear most and it makes for fascinating reading
Some odd choices in this list. Americans are more afraid of identity theft than gun control and fear Obamacare over a nuclear attack. These are just some of the findings from California’s Chapman University’s Survey of American Fears. According to The Independent, the survey presented 1,500 Americans with a list of 88 common fears and asked the volunteers if they found […]
11 years ago

American store accidentally plays porn audio over tannoy (Video)
Awkward…
11 years ago

Bale apologies to Ronaldo for rude comments – and considers changing agent
Bale out?
11 years ago

Samir Nasri’s house looks worryingly like a strip club (pic)
There are plenty of footballers who enjoy flash lifestyles, but rarely have we seen anything that lives up to this. After getting back from training on Thursday, Man City midfielder Samir Nasri shared a photo of himself relaxing in the living room. It’s just a nice, normal pic, captioned with ‘Home Sweet Home’. Nothing strange about […]
11 years ago

Liverpool are selling cringeworthy shirts in the club shop following Klopp appointment
Liverpool are cashing in on the appointment of Jurgen Klopp with a whole range of new merchandise. The Reds have brought out Klopp caps, mouse mats, T-shirts and more to capitalise on the Kloppmania that has gripped the city. Even the most ardent Liverpool supporter might find this latest marketing ploy a step too far, […]
11 years ago

Jay Z has been cracking jokes in court – about Kanye West
Jay Z is currently embroiled in a court case over accusations he sampled a 1957 song without permission for his hit ‘Big Pimpin’. Rather than testifying with any whiff of an ego, the rapper has been making the court chuckle during his ‘Big Pimpin’ copyright case. Speaking about his character to the jury, his lawyer Andrew […]
11 years ago

Rafa Benitez is embroiled in a war of words with Sam Allardyce…
Also taking time to correct ex-Liverpool man…
11 years ago

Liverpool dealt another crushing injury blow as Ings ruled out for the season…
Liverpool have suffered another bitterly crushing injury blow after Danny Ings was ruled out for the season with cruciate ligament damage. The summer signing from Burnley won his first cap for England against Lithuania on Monday, before returning to Liverpool where he hoped to impress new manager Jurgen Klopp. But after pulling up following an innocuous challenge […]
11 years ago