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  • Liverpool return to their perch after three long decades

    Liverpool return to their perch after three long decades

    30 years is a long time, but it was worth the wait Liverpool Football Club are champions of England for the first time in three decades, after Manchester City’s defeat to Chelsea on Thursday evening confirmed what we all knew was coming for months. Had it not been for the coronavirus-enforced hiatus which forced a […]

    6 years ago

  • Introducing a French person to that episode of The Simpsons

    Introducing a French person to that episode of The Simpsons

    The Simpsons have been on many adventures in their 241 years on TV Throughout the years, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, erstwhile known as The Simpsons have travelled overseas on a number of occasions. Particularly as the series got older and ran out of good ideas outgrew Springfield, the first family of television have been to […]

    6 years ago

  • Is it really safe for England’s pubs to re-open?

    Is it really safe for England’s pubs to re-open?

    Pubs are open from July 4 Prime minister Boris Johnson announced in the House of Commons on Tuesday that England’s pubs will be allowed to legally re-open from July 4 onwards. Pubs and restaurants will be permitted to open to the public, providing they adhere to one-metre social distancing, and offer only table service to […]

    6 years ago

  • How jump scares took over the horror genre, until now

    How jump scares took over the horror genre, until now

    The jump scare used to be king Some people like horror films, some people don’t. Most people, however, tend to agree that making people jump with fright is not quite the same as making a good horror film. What constitutes horror changes with the passage of time. By watching an old horror film, you get […]

    6 years ago

  • Donald Trump speculates on Covid-19 testing in the United States

    Donald Trump speculates on Covid-19 testing in the United States

    The more you test, the more cases you have For most countries globally, an increased testing capacity for coronavirus is seen as a positive. Testing more people catches more cases, limiting the spread around your nation, in theory at least. But for the United States and Donald Trump, is testing so much actually a good […]

    6 years ago

  • French person learns quintessentially British expressions

    French person learns quintessentially British expressions

    Idioms vary from country to country Every country has their own particular expressions, ones which roll off the tongue but sound bizarre, even when explained to people from elsewhere. Britain is no different, and indeed many of us have barely even considered the meaning behind these, so ingrained are they in our national lexicon. That’s […]

    6 years ago

  • Why does Gen Z hate millennials so much?

    Why does Gen Z hate millennials so much?

    Are millennials stuck in the past? A post on social media recently went viral showing members of Generation Z absolutely eviscerating millennials. Their mocking comments focused on a number things, from millennials’ love of the Harry Potter series, to their obsession with the 1990s. It’s easy to speak from afar about different generations – we all do […]

    6 years ago

  • The Last of Us Part II is utterly terrifying

    The Last of Us Part II is utterly terrifying

    It is one of the most hotly anticipated games of the modern era There are certain games which come along every decade or so that change the gaming landscape and the way that people think about the medium. The Last of Us was one of these games. Released on PlayStation 3 in 2013, it was developed by […]

    6 years ago

  • Ellis Genge on Black Lives Matter and racism in rugby

    Ellis Genge on Black Lives Matter and racism in rugby

    Does rugby have a racism problem? On the latest episode of House of Rugby, Alex and James are joined again by the Leicester and England prop Ellis Genge. The 25-year-old talks emotionally about unions, pay cuts and players strikes as he looks to shelve his plans for a new representative body for players. He discusses his […]

    6 years ago

  • Journalists react to far-right attacks at London protests

    Journalists react to far-right attacks at London protests

    “People were just angry. Swearing” The far-right protests in London over the weekend were shocking for many people to see. Some violence had been expected at these protests, which were organised under the pretence of ‘defending’ statues of the likes of Winston Churchill. However, it was the level of violence that took people aback, as […]

    6 years ago

  • Violence erupts at far-right protests in London

    Violence erupts at far-right protests in London

    Protesters claimed to be there to ‘defend statues’ Violence erupted in London over the weekend as thousands of people gathered in the capital, with the alleged intention of defending statues which had been defaced during protests the previous week. A Black Lives Matter protest scheduled for Saturday was postponed over concerns of violence erupting, but violence […]

    6 years ago

  • Inside CHAZ: Seattle’s Capital Hill autonomous zone

    Inside CHAZ: Seattle’s Capital Hill autonomous zone

    Seattle police cannot return to their precinct Why? Because Black Lives Matters protesters have ‘occupied’ the Capitol Hill area of the city, where a precinct is based. As part of demonstrations for racial equality in the aftermath of the death of George Floyd, protesters have taken control of Capitol Hill and named it an autonomous […]

    6 years ago

  • More shows removed from streaming services over use of blackface

    More shows removed from streaming services over use of blackface

    A number of shows were removed from streaming sites in recent days The League of Gentlemen, The Mighty Boosh and a number of shows created by Chris Lilley have become the latest to be removed from major streaming platforms as companies consider how appropriate it is to make shows featuring the use of black and brownface acceptable. […]

    6 years ago

  • Romani Gypsy Traveller shares her experience of racism

    Romani Gypsy Traveller shares her experience of racism

    “Remember the Roma genocide” There is a long overdue conversation taking place in the United Kingdom right now regarding racism in the country and the role that racial discrimination has played in its history. As statues of slave traders fall across the country, and institutions named after those same people are having their names change, […]

    6 years ago

  • Which statue will be the next to fall in Britain?

    Which statue will be the next to fall in Britain?

    Slave owner Robert Milligan is the latest to fall Statues of racists are falling all around the world. The death of George Floyd in the American city of Minneapolis has led protests and marches across the globe calling for an end to police brutality, racism, and a true reckoning with our history of slavery. In […]

    6 years ago

  • Little Britain taken off Netflix and other streaming providers

    Little Britain taken off Netflix and other streaming providers

    Little Britain has always stoked controversy When Little Britain aired on BBC Three in 2003 it was an instant success. The show, written and performed by comedy duo Matt Lucas and David Walliams, featured exaggerated sketches of figures parodying aspects of British life. Fans of the show loved it, but even from the beginning there were questions […]

    6 years ago

  • Pixar animator teaches you how to draw classic character

    Pixar animator teaches you how to draw classic character

    We’ve all tried it at some point If you were a fan of Disney or Pixar films growing up, you almost certainly spent a not inconsiderable amount of time trying your hardest to draw some of your favourite characters from your favourite films. Back then, all we had to go on was either our memory, […]

    6 years ago

  • When is it okay to tear down a statue?

    When is it okay to tear down a statue?

    What goes up must come down There are many ways to remind ourselves of our history, both the good and the bad aspects of it. One way is to listen to those who lived through it, learn their stories and take the lessons those stories give you. Another, which society has been doing for thousands […]

    6 years ago

  • Why a group of Tory MPs cleaned the Churchill statue

    Why a group of Tory MPs cleaned the Churchill statue

    ‘If you think Churchill is racist, wait ’til you hear about the other guy’ This sentence is one which is the go-to response to those who rightly point out that former prime minister Winston Churchill was a racist. Few people, if any, deny that Churchill was a racist – his words are there for all […]

    6 years ago

  • How to be an ally to the Black Lives Matter movement

    How to be an ally to the Black Lives Matter movement

    It can sometimes be hard to know how you can help in times like these The death of George Floyd has led to a resurgence of Black Lives Matter protests around the world which have seen thousands of people come together to protest racial inequality and police brutality. So what can you do if you […]

    6 years ago

  • How Tony Hawk’s went from classic to utter crap

    How Tony Hawk’s went from classic to utter crap

    If you were a gamer in the late 1990s, you probably played THPS Few game series took the world by storm in the late 1990s quite as well as Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater did. From the outset of the series, it wowed those that played it. With its intuitive and user-friendly control system, to its absolutely banging […]

    6 years ago

  • Welsh guy answers the stupidest question about Wales on Google

    Welsh guy answers the stupidest question about Wales on Google

    There are a lot of stupid people in the world We are all aware that Wales is a country. Or are we? You see, it turns out that there’s a lot that people don’t know about Wales. A customary visit to Google will tell you exactly how little some people are aware about the country. […]

    6 years ago

  • Rating the best and worst football mascots around

    Rating the best and worst football mascots around

    Football mascots are a strange thing If football club mascots didn’t exist, and someone in the year 2020 suggested that what football teams need is in fact an anthropomorphic figure to represent their team correctly, they would probably be laughed at. But football club mascots do exist, there are a lot of them, and they […]

    6 years ago

  • Akala on the long racist history of the United Kingdom

    Akala on the long racist history of the United Kingdom

    Is Britain finally confronting its racist history? The death of Minneapolis man George Floyd at the hands of the city’s police force has led to protests all over the world in support of the Black Lives Matter movement. Last week saw large gatherings of protesters all across the United Kingdom, and this past weekend saw […]

    6 years ago

  • Super Mario Strikers: The craziest football game ever made

    Super Mario Strikers: The craziest football game ever made

    Super Mario Strikers isn’t your usual football game There’s a lot more to Super Mario than just stomping on turtles and hoarding coins. The-long running series of Mario Sports titles have seen him take to the tennis court, the golfing green and even the Olympics. With such an accomplished sporting pedigree, it should come as […]

    6 years ago

  • Judging the best and worst Welsh accents in film and TV

    Judging the best and worst Welsh accents in film and TV

    Tom Hardy needs to work on it If there’s one thing that actors have struggles with for as long as acting has existed, it’s accents. Some of the greatest actors who have ever lived have struggled with depicting certain voices, and for some reason, English, Welsh, Irish and Scottish are particularly tough for some. There […]

    6 years ago

  • Win a signed FC Bayern shirt plus a copy of PES 2020

    Win a signed FC Bayern shirt plus a copy of PES 2020

    Terms and Conditions: Konami – FC Bayern shirt giveaway Prize details: 1x Signed FC Bayern shirt and 1x digital copy of PES 2020, on PC, PS4 or Xbox One. There will be 8x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x digital copy of Konami’s PES 2020 and 1x FC Bayern shirt signed by one of the following players: Philippe Coutinho […]

    6 years ago

  • Sam Burgess on the ‘sabotage’ of England’s 2015 World Cup

    Sam Burgess on the ‘sabotage’ of England’s 2015 World Cup

    “I couldn’t sit in the same room as Mike, I’d lost all respect for him” On the latest episode of House of Rugby, Alex Payne and James Haskell are joined from Sydney by Sam Burgess for an explosive and hugely revealing episode in which nothing is off the table. The 2015 Rugby World Cup was an […]

    6 years ago

  • Boris Johnson challenged to say ‘Black Lives Matter’ in parliament

    Boris Johnson challenged to say ‘Black Lives Matter’ in parliament

    Black Lives Matter Since the killing of George Floyd by a Minneapolis police, words of condolence and anger over his killing have come from a variety of places, from American politicians and athletes, to television personalities, actors and professional football players. It is a story that has dominated headlines across the world and once again […]

    6 years ago

  • Teaching Scouse to a Mancunian

    Teaching Scouse to a Mancunian

    Bad Wool? Arlarse? Heavy webs? Do you know what any of these phrases mean? If you do, you are either a Scouse or know someone who is. As part of our time in lockdown, we’ve been doing what we can to broaden our minds, including trying to learn some new languages and phrases. At different […]

    6 years ago

  • Some people are acting like there isn’t a pandemic

    Some people are acting like there isn’t a pandemic

    We are in the midst of a deadly pandemic As many as 60,000 people have died as a result of coronavirus in the United Kingdom. There’s a very good chance that someone you know has been affected by this virus in one way or another, and it must be taken seriously. Despite this, and thanks […]

    6 years ago

  • QUIZ: Can you name the Football Italia cult heroes? | Part 2

    QUIZ: Can you name the Football Italia cult heroes? | Part 2

    Let’s do this. For all those that loved part one of our ‘Name the Football Italia cult heroes’ quiz, we’re back for more. 16 cult heroes for you to get, with a few tricky ones along the way. This quiz is for anyone that loved tuning into Football Italia during its initial run of 1992 […]

    6 years ago

  • Bruce Grobbelaar and the curse of Liverpool

    Bruce Grobbelaar and the curse of Liverpool

    What could be behind Liverpool’s title drought? It’s 30 years and counting since Liverpool last won a league title. If you asked a fan why this is, you’d like get a myriad of answers. From poor leadership at boardroom level to questionable signings and managerial appointments, Liverpool were – until very recently at least – […]

    6 years ago

  • America continues to reel a week after death of George Floyd

    America continues to reel a week after death of George Floyd

    A week on, the anger hasn’t gone away The United States remains in the midst of angry protests more than a week on from the death of unarmed black man George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police. While protests began in Minneapolis, they quickly spread across the country and increased in their ferocity. In […]

    6 years ago

  • NHS staff demand judicial review over PPE rules

    NHS staff demand judicial review over PPE rules

    More than 200 NHS staff have died from coronavirus From the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic, the matter of personal protective equipment (PPE) has been a source of criticism for the government. Despite warning of the threat of Covid-19 to the United Kingdom and NHS staff on the frontline, many have been forced to wear […]

    6 years ago

  • George Floyd: Riots break out in Minneapolis over killing

    George Floyd: Riots break out in Minneapolis over killing

    The killing has sparked riots in Minneapolis George Floyd was unarmed when he was killed by police in the city of Minneapolis on Monday. A police officer kneeled on his neck until he lost consciousness. He would die shortly afterwards. His death, yet another example of a black American’s life being taken away at the […]

    6 years ago

  • Coronavirus: Government’s botched handling must have consequences

    Coronavirus: Government’s botched handling must have consequences

    We need an immediate inquiry into the government’s failure Britain now has the highest Covid-19 death rate in the world, with more than 59,000 excess deaths. While other nations acted swiftly to halt the spread of coronavirus, Boris Johnson’s Conservative government twiddled their thumbs, and wasted precious time that would have saved lives. Johnson and […]

    6 years ago

  • George Floyd: The double standards of American policing

    George Floyd: The double standards of American policing

    ‘I can’t breathe’ Earlier this month a large group of armed white, right-wing Americans entered the state capitol building of Michigan to protest against the state’s coronavirus lockdown. By any reasonable consideration, the possession of a firearm suggests the threat of violence. So what did police at the state capitol building do in the face […]

    6 years ago

  • McDonalds is opening 1000 branches next week

    McDonalds is opening 1000 branches next week

    The Big mac drought is over as McDonalds have annoucned that they’ll be opening over 1000 of their UK and Irish branches by 4th June. It’s part of their phased re-opening scheme which saw a limited number of restaurants in select cities open with a limited menu for delivery or Drive Thru only. A McDonald’s […]

    6 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name the 9 players to score for six or more Premier League clubs

    QUIZ: Name the 9 players to score for six or more Premier League clubs

    Sure, scoring for four or five teams is good but how about six? Finding a proven goalscorer that can find the net in the rarefied Premier League air is no mean feat. Teams will drop millions upon millions on drafting in strikers and go further by offering goalscoring bonuses and incentives. This quiz is all […]

    6 years ago

  • The bereaved families fighting for justice for coronavirus victims

    The bereaved families fighting for justice for coronavirus victims

    These devastated families are holding the government to account The United Kingdom’s death toll associated with coronavirus now sits officially at over 37,000, though ONS figures state that excess deaths are now approaching something closer to 60,000. Tens of thousands of people have died in the UK that should not have died, and perhaps would […]

    6 years ago

  • Nando’s is coming back this week

    Nando’s is coming back this week

    Nando’s has confirmed that they will be opening 94 of their restaurants this week. The branches that are opening will be only for delivery and click and collect with 54 branches today and another 40 tomorrow. The company said: “Nando’s can today announce that cities such as Glasgow, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Birmingham, Coventry, Leicester and Belfast, […]

    6 years ago

  • Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson are laughing at you

    Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson are laughing at you

    How much have you missed during lockdown? We’ve all been forced to sacrifice plenty during lockdown. Family gatherings, birthday parties, pints with friends, weddings, holidays, funerals, the final moments of loved ones – as a nation we have missed these for the good of us all. National movements such as the lockdown are only successful […]

    6 years ago

  • Why is the United Kingdom bulk-buying Trump’s favourite drug?

    Why is the United Kingdom bulk-buying Trump’s favourite drug?

    Is ‘so far, so good’ good enough? The government has requested 16 million tablets of Hydroxychloroquine, a drug that has not been proven to prevent coronavirus, and has possible dangerous side effects. This request comes after the US president Donald Trump continually promoted it at press conferences. Now, Donald Trump admits he himself is taking […]

    6 years ago

  • The awkward art of the post-match interview

    The awkward art of the post-match interview

    Football’s post-match interview is a peculiar institution Earlier this week a clip featuring Borussia Dortmund striker Erling Braut Haaland went viral on social media. Unusually, it wasn’t a video clip of one of his many beautiful goals, but instead a post-match interview. Conducted by broadcaster Viaplay during his time with former club Red Bull Salzburg […]

    6 years ago

  • How to take your grilled cheese to the next level

    How to take your grilled cheese to the next level

    Grilled cheese is hard to beat Crispy, buttery bread, molten hot liquid cheese, meat if you add it – what more could you ask for? Well, it turns out that there’s a difference between your everyday grilled cheese and what you could be making. Our friends at the Cornish Grilled Cheese Company showed us what […]

    6 years ago

  • O Fenômeno: The story of Ronaldo’s brief but brilliant whirlwind at Barcelona

    O Fenômeno: The story of Ronaldo’s brief but brilliant whirlwind at Barcelona

    Why did Ronaldo leave Barcelona after one brilliant season? Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima arrived in Europe from Brazil in 1994, joining Eredivisie side PSV Eindhoven from Cruzeiro. He scored almost a goal a game at PSV, and was awarded the 1996 FIFA World Player of the Year award at 20 years old, becoming the youngest player to […]

    6 years ago

  • Is this the man who is really running the country?

    Is this the man who is really running the country?

    Who is running the United Kingdom? Is it the prime minister Boris Johnson? Is it the politicians in parliament? Or is it a man who up until very recently was unknown to the vast majority of the electorate? A not insignificant number of people believe that Dominic Cummings, and not Boris Johnson, is the person […]

    6 years ago

  • Kill some daylight hours by taking this impossible British sitcoms quiz

    Kill some daylight hours by taking this impossible British sitcoms quiz

    It’s week 8 (?) of quarantine and it feels like there’s nothing left to distract you from the ceaseless, relentless passage of time and the slow burn of summer drifting away while we’re all stuck inside. Every day, a Groundhog day shared by all of humanity. Another day of toil in our home offices towards […]

    6 years ago

  • You could earn £20 an hour teaching English as a Foreign Language online from home

    You could earn £20 an hour teaching English as a Foreign Language online from home

    Brought to you by Premier TEFL Are you an English speaker? Well then, you could earn £20 an hour teaching English as a Foreign Language online from home Because of the impact of the Covid-19 pandemic, millions of workers around the world are realising the benefits of being able to work remotely. The commute to […]

    6 years ago