
Raheem Sterling and Fabian Delph laugh off internet abuse with emoji fun (Picture)
Plane funny…
11 years ago
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Raheem Sterling and Fabian Delph laugh off internet abuse with emoji fun (Picture)
Plane funny…
11 years ago

Man United’s Chris Smalling has entered the Guinness Book of Records
How times have changed for Manchester United’s Chris Smalling. This time last year, people would have laughed at the suggestion he would be one of United’s best performing players, third in line for the captain’s armband and living it large in the Guinness Book of World Records. Well who’s laughing now? The England centre-back has joined the likes […]
11 years ago

Italian actress attempts the splits live on TV – and it goes horribly wrong (Video)
Not for the faint-hearted…
11 years ago

Iceland have a very odd way of celebrating victory over Holland (Video)
Any minute now…
11 years ago

Can you solve the riddle that’s been bamboozling the internet? (Video)
Don’t cheat!
11 years ago

A student filmed her professor walking into class every day, look how consistent he is
This is one of those odd videos you’re compelled to watch but learn nothing at all from. A student filmed her professor walking into class every day. For what purpose is unclear, but we salute her effort anyway. One thing we do know is the professor never fails to make a calm entrance, is smart […]
11 years ago

Find out how much the world’s biggest sports stars get paid to send out sponsored tweets
That’s a lot of dough…
11 years ago

Rather than reversing the car to get out, watch this real-life hulk pick it up instead
That moment when you return to your car and find yourself facing a tricky manoeuvre to get out. You huff and puff and brace yourself for the shunting back and forth to finally escape onto the open road. Well, this brute of a man didn’t fancy any of that. When faced with this parking problem; […]
11 years ago

Shinji Kagawa misses an absolute sitter from two yards out (Video)
What a miss!
11 years ago

Celtic lend their support to the refugee crisis with great gesture
It’s remarkable how the sporting world is getting behind this… Celtic have announced that they’re donating the proceeds from the club’s charity match with Dunfermline this weekend to help those affected by the current refugee crisis. What a great gesture from the football club… Celtic announced the news in a statement on the club’s website, […]
11 years ago

Frank Lampard makes the record books…and then f**ks up spectacularly (video)
He needs a Guinness
11 years ago

Angelina Jolie’s Scottish look-alike needs to be seen to be believed (pictures)
A Maleficent or magnificent doppelganger? Chelsea Marr is a 24-year-old that lives in Scotland and she has just gone viral because a lot of people think that she looks an awful lot like Angelina Jolie. You can take these claims with a pinch of ‘Salt’ but I’d imagine that Miss Marr would be ‘Wanted’ by a fair […]
11 years ago

The concept of a ‘Cheeky Nandos’ now has a song (video)
It was only a matter of time… Widely regarded by many on these shores as the finest chicken restaurant going, the concept of heading for ‘a cheeky Nandos’ has now been honoured by a song. If the mere idea of this is making your blood boil already, stay with us – it’s all tongue-in-cheek. Perfromed […]
11 years ago

This is the ideal penis size according to women… (Picture)
Blimey!
11 years ago

Italian football to trial revolutionary new green card for refs
Green but not for go…
11 years ago

Avengers’ bloopers show the funny side to saving the world (Video)
Avengers f**k up…
11 years ago

Spurs newboy Son Heung-min nets class hat-trick for South Korea (Video)
Nice one, Son…
11 years ago

Arturo Vidal expelled from the Chile squad for arriving p**sed – AGAIN
What a silly boy…
11 years ago

Balotelli scores a brilliant goal within 3 minutes of his AC Milan debut (Video)
He’s back!
11 years ago

Aston Villa’s Jordan Amavi shows kindness to unwell young fan
Good lad…
11 years ago

This simple trick lets you use your iPhone without the ‘Home’ button
The iPhone might be hugely popular, but that doesn’t mean that it is 100 per cent reliable. One common problem with the iPhone is the ‘home’ button, which is notoriously flimsy and is vulnerable to wear and tear. Eventually, the button can become difficult to press and in some cases, it can be become completely unresponsive. Luckily there’s […]
11 years ago

Steven Spielberg’s DreamWorks dumps Disney
It is one of the most powerful partnerships in the film industry but Steven Spielberg’s DreamWorks Studios is set to end its distribution partnership with Disney. The studio of the award-winning filmmaker currently distributes and markets its movies through The Walt Disney Company, but this will stop in August 2016. According to Variety, DreamWorks is […]
11 years ago

Monaco’s Vice President suggests Anthony Martial was a panic buy
Don’t panic!
11 years ago

50 Cent took two days to view the mansion he bought from Mike Tyson
In da house…
11 years ago

Revealing video shows 100 years of lingerie in just 3 minutes
When it comes to underwear, men are fairly restricted in their choices. Boxers, briefs or going commando are usually the go-to options – although some might reluctantly admit that they’ve once worn their football shorts into work. Thank god that you’re not a girl though because they’ve had more styles of underwear than most guys could […]
11 years ago

New Chelsea signing already has a song about him (Video)
Papstar…
11 years ago

Poor kid swallows insanely hot ghost pepper and immediately regrets it (Video)
Spice boy…
11 years ago

Is this Star Wars droid already the must-have toy for Christmas?
We can’t w8…
11 years ago

Get pumped for the World Cup with new England promo (Video)
As if you needed something else to get you excited for the Rugby World Cup, we’ve just come across this gem of a video. England captain Chris Robshaw shows he’s ready for the World Cup alongside teammates Courtney Lawes and Anthony Watson as they smash through an army of statues. If this doesn’t get you […]
11 years ago

Science knows why men have ginger beards even when they don’t have ginger hair
Don’t get caught red-faced
11 years ago

Watch 27,000 Lille fans sing happy birthday to their goalkeeper
Lille fans know how to treat their players. Durling the French club’s victory over Ajaccio, supporters broke into a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” to celebrate goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama turning 33. 27,000 of his adoring fans took part, and the gesture was gratefully received by the Nigeria captain. It’s oddly moving to see so many people care […]
11 years ago

Blur’s Alex James proves all is forgiven by playing Oasis’ ‘Wonderwall’ (Video)
‘And all the roads that lead you there were winding’
11 years ago

Sergio Busquets reveals *far* too much about his sex life
Premature revelations…
11 years ago

Bono’s guitar playing days appear to be numbered
Could it be that Bono’s guitar playing days are behind him? It seems that way. U2’s iconic frontman fell from his bike last November, suffering multiple fractures to his face, arm, shoulder and left hand. Two of his fingers remain numb and are unable to extend, leaving him uncertain over whether he’ll ever be able […]
11 years ago

Anthony Martial responds to claims Wayne Rooney didn’t know who he was
It won’t be hard for Wayne Rooney to spot Anthony Martial at their first Manchester United training session together – he will be the lad with the £36m price-tag floating over his head. Rooney was not the only footballer, or football fan, asking ‘Anthony who?’ when United were reported to be sealing a deal for […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor takes aim at Aldo, Faber, Mendes and pretty much everybody at LA event
Conor McGregor clearly has no issue tearing into his rivals. McGregor conducted a snapchat Q&A in Los Angeles today and it seemed like his sole mission from the event was to score some points over anyone and everyone He got the ball rolling by making the obligatory “Aldo is ducking me” dig. Admittedly, a cheap […]
11 years ago

Chicharito’s parting message to Manchester United only adds to his legend
The Premier League will be a less cheerful place without Javier ‘Little Pea’ Hernandez. Chicharito left Manchester United just before deadline day and has already made his Bayer Leverkusen debut. The Mexican striker was a firm favourite of former boss Alex Ferguson and the United faithful. During his first three seasons with the club, under Ferguson, Hernandez scored […]
11 years ago

Europe’s first *legal* marijuana pills are on sale
Weed all about it…
11 years ago

Gareth Bale scores from ridiculous angle in Wales training (video)
Wales head into their qualifiers against Cyprus and Israel with a real shot at qualifying for next summer’s Euros. As the team prepares for one of the biggest weeks in Welsh football history, Gareth Bale treats onlookers to a particularly unusual finish. Bale, presumably in between training drills, uses the outside of his left foot […]
11 years ago

David de Gea’s Manchester United career looks set to be resurrected
Louis van Gaal ready to forgive and forget?
11 years ago

This hidden WhatsApp trick lets you see who your best friends are…
We now know who our real friends are… Practically everyone has WhatsApp on their phone these days and it continues to go from strength to strength since it was purchased by Facebook last year. A well-known feature on the app is the ‘blue tick’ icon which means that the person has seen the message you’ve sent to […]
11 years ago

Lawrence Dallaglio and Martin Johnson put Jack Whitehall through his paces ahead of Rugby World Cup (Video)
We’re very excited about the Rugby World Cup here at JOE, and we know we’re not the only ones. Comedian Jack Whitehall is getting ready for the biggest tournament in rugby by training with some English legends, including World Cup-winners Lawrence Dallaglio and Martin Johnson. Their task – as part of the Samsung School of Rugby […]
11 years ago

Zlatan gives a masterclass in how to finish from outside the box (video)
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is having quite a week as he prepares for a couple of internationals along with his Sweden teammates. Having already made his feelings known to a reporter during a press conference, Zlatan’s focus was clearly back on the upcoming matches judging by this bit of footage. The Paris Saint Germain forward rattles a left […]
11 years ago

The new Italy away kit has caused a stir (pictures)
Italy’s new away shirt has been unveiled and will make its first appearance as the Azzuri take on Malta this week. Made by Puma, the shirt is mainly white with green, white and red of the Italian flag running down its centre. There is plenty of blue in the kit – a stipe down each sleeve […]
11 years ago

Exciting McDonald’s plans mean all day breakfast could be just around the corner
We’re lovin’ it…
11 years ago

Freestyler creates history by pulling off complex skill (video)
She’s got skills…
11 years ago

Sean St. Ledger tells all about *that* Taylor Swift photo
There’s no bad blood….
11 years ago

Proof that Ronda Rousey might go on a date with you if you ask nicely (video)
Fortune favours the brave…
11 years ago

The Top 10 companies people want to leave and the Top 10 they’d love to join
Know anyone that works in these companies? If you’re like us then we’d imagine that your parents still find it strange that you or your siblings frequently change jobs, but that’s the nature of modern employment and business. People don’t stay in the same job for decades on end because there are always new challenges, experiences […]
11 years ago

Miley Cyrus on mind-altering drugs: “I loved it and want to do it again”
Miley Cyrus took an illegal blend of hallucinogenic drugs which had her “puking up different animals”. Despite the vomitous trip, she says she found it “healing”. The singer revealed she took the ayahuasca vine and a shrub called chacruna which contains hallucinogenic drug dimethyltryptamine (DMT) – and “loved” the way it made her feel and […]
11 years ago