
Dave Grohl invites crying, drunk man on stage to help with song (video)
Well played that man…
11 years ago
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Dave Grohl invites crying, drunk man on stage to help with song (video)
Well played that man…
11 years ago

Memphis saves Carrick’s OG blushes with his first United goal (Vine)
Memphis Depay scored his first goal for Manchester United to equalise Michael Carrick’s embarrassing own goal in the Champions League. United’s quest to overcome lowly FC Brugge and enter the Champions League proper started in catastrophic manner with a comical own goal. Michael Carrick stuck out a foot attempting to defend a Brugge free kick, […]
11 years ago

These American reactions to Father Ted are cringe-tastic (Video)
Cringe porn. BuzzFeed have introduced Father Ted to our American brothers and sisters, and the results are unsurprisingly grating. Our skin started crawling pretty early into this video when the first of Buzzfeed’s team of hired hipsters says “Look at that font choice… I’m cringing a little.” Font-choice is make or break for comedies, after all. […]
11 years ago

Jose Aldo tries to lower expectations of his Conor McGregor fight
Think the main event at UFC 194 will be competitive? Jose Aldo asks you to think again. On December 12 we will (hopefully) finally get to see arguably the most anticipated featherweight title fight in the history of the UFC. Irish UFC superstar, Conor McGregor, will be looking to extend his unbeaten record in the UFC […]
11 years ago

Bizarre casting call leaked for Steven Gerrard autobiography ad
Steven Gerrard’s autobiography is sure to be filled with entertaining stories, but there’s also a curious tale around its ad campaign. An advert recently appeared on acting website StarNow, looking for two individuals to read excerpts of the creatively-titled ‘My Story’ to camera. The job – which is unpaid – calls for a 60+ male with an ‘interesting face’ […]
11 years ago

Real Madrid star blows £160k on a diamond-encrusted football (Pic)
Diamond balls…
11 years ago

This new ice cream snack is conquering the dessert world
These look really cool…
11 years ago

Tony Yeboah does the impossible and picks between his two famous wonder strikes
When a volley is presented to kids nowadays in the playground, “Rooneeeey” is the likely cry on contact. But back in the 1990s, “Yeboaaaah” was the roar that accompanied rash volleys that flew 30 yards over the crossbar. The Leeds cult hero scored two goals that will forever headline Premier League highlight clips over a […]
11 years ago

Football League sponsor makes fine gesture for Carlisle supporters…
How about this for a brilliant gesture? On Tuesday, a group of hardy Carlisle supporters began a heroic 779-mile round trip to Plymouth for the cruellest of midweek fixtures. They were joined by football journalist Iain Macintosh, who shared details of the journey on Twitter… https://twitter.com/iainmacintosh/status/633290365970292736 https://twitter.com/iainmacintosh/status/633568634791723008 The group were making good ground when their […]
11 years ago

Pics: 12 of the best of #OnlyInEngland photos you’ll find on Instagram…
There’s more to Instagram than selfies, food porn and “hot dogs or legs?” – as these photos prove. One of our favourite hashtags on the pic-sharing site is #OnlyInEngland and, if you can’t be bothered to scroll through the thousands of brilliant images, we’ve picked the best for you below… Creative business names https://instagram.com/p/33nYfoDy6w/ https://instagram.com/p/6enpVpN_0P/ https://instagram.com/p/6OCVgIjTXX/ […]
11 years ago

We’re not sure about Raheem Sterling’s new football boots…
What’s he playing at?
11 years ago

Weatherman is rattled when an earthquake hits during his live report (Video)
It gave him a bit of a shock…
11 years ago

Revealed: the vile insult that could see Gerard Pique banned for 12 games
This is not on…
11 years ago

Controversial Liverpool goal causes Gary Neville to swear on Monday Night Football (Video)
Liverpool secured their second 1-0 win of the season as a Christian Benteke goal helped them beat Bournemouth at Anfield. But his opening strike for the Reds’ was not without controversy as Phillippe Countinho appeared to be offside when the ball was whipped into the box by Jordan Henderson. Gary Neville was aghast on Monday Night Football […]
11 years ago

Ref Craig Pawson ignores new rules and awards Liverpool an offside winner
According to new rules that were only brought into place a few weeks ago, Liverpool’s winner versus Bournemouth on Monday night should have been ruled offside. A new law states that if a player in an offside position attempts to ‘make an obvious action which clearly impacts on the ability of an opponent to play […]
11 years ago

We’ve done it, we’ve found the craziest transfer rumour you’ll hear this year
Summer 2016. PSG smash the world transfer record twice within days. First, Lionel Messi is signed for £180m from Barcelona, after the Ligue 1 club pay the Argentine’s buyout clause. Then, days later, PSG sign Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid, his buyout clause is reportedly £1 billion, but the clubs agree on a figure just […]
11 years ago

Man City’s deal for Kevin De Bruyne hits a major snag
Manuel Pellegrini won’t be happy to hear this. Manchester City have started their season in ominous fashion with two very impressive 3-0 wins over West Brom and Chelsea respectively. The club look to have found another gear after last year’s disappointment, and have been linked with one of the top talents in Europe all summer […]
11 years ago

46-year-old Roy Jones Jr still has that thunderous knockout power
At 46-years-young Roy Jones Jr is still dusting fools for fun. Amazingly, former multi-division titleholder Jones Jr is still fighting and still knocking dummies out. The American pugilist registered a sixth-round knockout against Eric Watkins (12-10-2, 5 KOs) on Sunday, laying his opponent out with a stiff left hook. While Jones controlled the fight and […]
11 years ago

Kaiser Chiefs record really catchy theme tune for the all new Zig and Zag show
How did they end up doing this? Ricky Wilson and Simon Rix of the Kaiser Chiefs have teamed up in the studio to record the theme song for the new Zig and Zag show. The legendary puppets will be making their return in the spring of 2016 on BBC kids channel, CBBC. We all remember Zig […]
11 years ago

Mario Balotelli’s new football boots for kids are pure Balotelli
They’re not bootiful…
11 years ago

There’s a strange new theory about why our eyes flicker during sleep
It’s a sleep learning curve…
11 years ago

Jordan Henderson shows his skills in freestyle challenge
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson has already had a pretty good year. He’s taken the captain’s armband from Steven Gerrard and will join Lionel Messi on the cover of FIFA 16, and this latest video shows that he’s more than deserving of the honour. The England international puts his freestyle football skills to the test in […]
11 years ago

Groomsmen steal the show with this brilliant Uptown Funk wedding dance
This will be hard to beat…
11 years ago

Drone captures surfers’ close encounter with shark
Drone footage from America’s west coast has captured the moment a shark came a little too close for comfort with some surfers. Coming just weeks after a surfer was filmed fighting off a shark, the footage taken from the skies above California’s Pismo Beach shows how these surfers narrowly avoided a similar scenario. With the […]
11 years ago

Police show Man City fans where their loyalties lie with expert trolling
We might have to rethink the old cliche about Manchester United fans not hailing from the north-west. Just hours after neighbours City overtook Louis van Gaal’s team to reclaim top spot in the Premier League with a win over Chelsea, there were reports of a mass theft of United shirts in the Greater Manchester area. Looking […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo drops biggest hint yet about big money MLS move
Will Ronaldo end his career in America?
11 years ago

A computer has made a list of the five funniest puns it knows
They are pretty funny, to be fair…
11 years ago

Watch this 12-year-old prodigy score a goal of the season contender
What a strike!
11 years ago

Zlatan would have beaten people up for a living, had he not become a football star
Zlatan loves a scrap…
11 years ago

Man City fan trolls Chelsea with doctor costume
The feud between Jose Mourinho and Chelsea doctor Eva Carneiro has been inescapable this week, and one opposition fan made sure that remained the case at the Etihad Stadium. Carneiro was banished from the Blues bench after a falling-out with Mourinho during Chelsea’s Premier League opener against Swansea, though the manager has not ruled out […]
11 years ago

Jaap Stam reveals the one Manchester United team-mate who could have played for Barcelona
It’s not Jesper Blomqvist…
11 years ago

Owen Wilson gets a new catchphrase thanks to hilarious super cut (Video)
In Hollywood, certain actors have a habit of only being able to play the same type of character. Thanks to the painstaking work of Owenenergy Studios on YouTube, we can now say Owen Wilson fits in to that bracket. Having gone through Wilson’s appearances in the likes of Wedding Crashers, Behind Enemy Lines and Marley and […]
11 years ago

This is what happens when you drop a burning ball of nickel on an old Nokia phone (Video)
In the early years of the millennium, Nokia phones were all the rage. Aside from texting and calling, you could also waste away your day playing brilliantly addictive games such as Snake. Unlike today’s relatively flimsy mobile phones, the Nokias had a reputation for being pretty robust. Drop one of these on the pavement and […]
11 years ago

Demba Ba nearly kills a man yet escapes with yellow (video)
It looks like you have to literally take a life to be sent off in China. The increased stictness on high boots in the Premier League don’t seem to have reached the Chinese Super League as Demba Ba found out. The former Newcastle and Chelsea striker almost took his opponents head off in the 2-2 draw […]
11 years ago

Curious four-year-old wanders into a professional rugby game and scores a try (video)
Those of us that are parents have all turned around at some point and realised our kid wasn’t where we expected them to be (right?), but the last place you’d expect to find him is wandering along the try line at a rugby game This four-year-old managed to do just that at a charity rugby league […]
11 years ago

Sparta Prague performs striptease in the stands
Here’s the sort of third eye you’d never see on Soccer AM. In the Czech Republic, one female Sparta Prague fan found an interesting way of lending her team her support. As the camera zoomed in on a Sparta player preparing to take a corner, the woman – who appeared to be encouraged by a […]
11 years ago

Siri saves American teen from being crushed to death
Alone, trapped beneath a truck and unable to reach his iPhone, this lad feared for the worst. Teeneager Sam Ray from Tennessee in America, was working on a two tonne truck when he became pinned down by the vehicle. Facing up to the very real possibility that he would be crushed, quick thinking Sam knew […]
11 years ago

‘Minion Fart Blaster’ triggers airport security confiscation
Minions causing all sorts of trouble again. Airport security is a very serious business and for a very good reason, yet there was an incident in Dublin Airport that managed to raise a few eyebrows. A toddler attempting to board a plane with something called a Minion Fart Blaster – it does pretty much exactly […]
11 years ago

Floyd Mayweather attempts to calm war of words with Ronda Rousey
Is Floyd Mayweather actually taking the high road? It would seem that the multi-division champion has had enough of the back-and-forth with Ronda Rousey and wants to let bygones be bygones. The pair of fighters have exchanged barbs over the last few weeks with Rousey quipping “I wonder how Floyd feels being beaten by a woman for […]
11 years ago

The brilliant moment a Dutch shop *congratulate* their ‘10,000th shoplifter’ (video)
Shoplifting might normally result in a fine, maybe arrest… but not for this woman. A video posted from Holland shows the moment a store’s staff congratulate their 10,000th (alleged) shoplifter after she appeared to be ‘caught in the act.’ Excitable staff surround her within seconds of her supposed light-fingered ways being spotted on CCTV, presenting her with […]
11 years ago

Didi Hamann isn’t convinced by Manchester United goalkeeper
With a couple of clean sheets in both of his outings for Manchester United, Sergio Romero has made a perfect start to his Old Trafford career. With David De Gea’s transfer situation yet to be resolved, the Argentine looks set to continue as United’s number one until the end of the transfer window at least. […]
11 years ago

Sky Sports gaffe mistakes one Premier League legend for another
It’s not just Premier League officials that suffer from the odd case of footballing mistaken identity. From Kieran Gibbs being mistaken for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain by a ref, to this gaffe by Sky Sports which confuses former Manchester United striker Andy Cole for Arsenal legend, Ian Wright – definitely two different people. Spotted on SkyGo scheduling by […]
11 years ago

Video shows new European kits with old sponsors
Some of these look class… In a video from Talksport, the old sponsors of several major European clubs have been added to their current shirts. Seeing McEwan’s Lager on the front of a Glasgow Rangers shirt evokes memories of Gazza in his Ibrox days, while a Juve shirt with Sony on it casts our minds back to […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo named top athlete in the world for something you might not expect
Heart of gold…
11 years ago

Jimmy Bullard shows Carl Froch what a *real* man’s body looks like
Be it in his playing career or in his many TV appearances since, Jimmy Bullard is always worth a watch when he’s on your screen – even if he does divide opinion. He might be the television equivalent of Marmite, but he was definitely good value on Soccer AM. https://twitter.com/MarkWright88/status/632509102447587329 https://twitter.com/HughieGreen/status/632516250569195520 Generally though, his latest appearance […]
11 years ago

India Test match halted by this unusual pitch invader (video)
Fortunately, from the perspectives of cricket-loving Englishmen, the chances of seeing a Test match interrupted by a pitch invader like this are very slim. During the first test match between India and Sri Lanka, play had to be halted temporarily as a *monkey* decided he fancied joining the fun. The extra body in the field was […]
11 years ago

MMA champion crushes two watermelons with his bear-like death grip (Video)
Terrifying power, but it looks so satisfying…
11 years ago

Lay down your tifos everyone because Spartak Moscow fans have claimed top prize
Borussia Dortmund fans have long been known for the stunning displays from their supporters before kick-off at Westfalenstadion, but they might have some competition. The Moscow derby may not hold the same mass appeal as a trip to Westphalia, but we already knew Spartak fans were a bit unpredictable after one of their number fell from […]
11 years ago

Athletic Club’s San Jose scores from the half-way line against Barcelona (Video)
Athletic club scored a stunning opening goal from the half-way line as Barcelona’s keeper went walkies. Ter Stegen made a hash of doing a ‘Neuer’ during the Spanish Super Cup clash, when he came out to head the ball away. The clearance went straight to Mikel San Jose, who took no time to control and […]
11 years ago

There are some big changes coming for the next Toy Story installment
DId someone say “90s nostalgia”?
11 years ago