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Muscling in
12 years ago
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Henry Cavill is having the last laugh with his bullies
Muscling in
12 years ago

Kasabian’s Serge Pizzorno says Claudio Ranieri’s praise is the “ultimate” compliment
Kasabian’s Serge Pizzorno is a life long Leicester City fan, so no wonder he is buzzing after hearing it was their song Fire which helped spur Leicester City to victory in their first game of the season. Leicester manager Claudio Ranieri said that it was that tune which got the squad revved up for their […]
12 years ago

Was this story the beginning of the end for Mario Balotelli at Liverpool?
With stories circulating that Mario Balotelli is set to stay on at Liverpool, this comical tale might explain why Brendan Rodgers is still keen to get rid. The Independent have reported on a stunning goal the Italian scored during a training session. Around the half-way line, the striker turned and fired a shot past a hapless Brad […]
12 years ago

Louis van Gaal says David De Gea has refused to play for Man United…
David de Gea won’t face Aston Villa on Friday evening after telling Manchester United’s goalkeeping coach, Frank Hoek, that he doesn’t want to play. The revelation was made by Louis van Gaal, who is surely growing increasingly frustrated at the Spaniard’s situation. “He [Hoek] had a meeting with David de Gea and he asked him: […]
12 years ago

Former Chelsea doctor criticises Eva Carneiro for taking to social media…
Former Chelsea first-team doctor Ralph Rogers has slated Eva Carneiro for posting a Facebook message thanking fans for their support. Carneiro wrote the post following Jose Mourinho’s criticism of her conduct during the 2-2 draw with Swansea… But speaking on BBC Radio 5 live, Rogers said: “You are support staff. You’re not one of the stars. […]
12 years ago

Do you want to work for Jeremy Clarkson on his new show?
In case you’ve been living under a rock, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May have signed a deal with Amazon to produce a new show to rival Top Gear. They’ve been handed a huuuge budget to produce the programme, and are now looking for the right team. We’re struggling to think of a cooler […]
12 years ago

Secret iPhone hack lets you see how strong your signal really is…
Have you ever been incredibly frustrated at having poor reception when the signal bars on your screen suggest you have full coverage? Maybe you convince yourself that it’s the person on the other end of the call with the issue, or that there are gremlins in the system. Well, you don’t have to live in fear […]
12 years ago

Ever wondered what ITV’s Gladiators look like now?
“You will go on my first whistle.” There’s good news for fans of the cult ITV show Gladiators – because it’s coming back for a one-off documentary. Ulrika Jonsson has assembled her old crew and referee John Anderson ahead of the ITV special, which will look back at the show’s best memories. And we’re sure you’re dying to know what […]
12 years ago

This ‘self-healing’ iPhone case is available soon (video)
We can all relate to that sense of disappointment when a new phone picks up a scratch – ruining its pristine, straight-from-the-box condition. Thanks to a company called Innerexile, however, this may become a thing of the past. Their new casing includes instant self-repair technology – and you can watch the process in this video. With the stroke […]
12 years ago

Introducing the first ever black James Bond…and it’s not Idris Elba
A black actor will finally play 007…sort of. It has been announced that David Oyelowo, who earned raved reviews for his depiction of Martin Luther King in recent biopic Selma, will play James Bond in the newaudio book of the latest Bond novel by Anthony Horowitz. It’s not quite the ground-breaking moment in cinematic equality we were hoping […]
12 years ago

Ronda Rousey elbows her way into Forbes’ top 10 highest paid female sports stars
UFC star Ronda Rousey is a new addition to the world’s top 10 highest-paid female sports stars as her wealth and popularity both continue to skyrocket. The 28-year-old has appeared in three big budget movies over the past 12 months as well as pulverising the rest of the bantamweight division in UFC. There are also plenty of […]
12 years ago

Dramatic armed siege ends with assault…and vinegar
A full-scale siege in Sheffield came to an end on Wednesday when the suspect gave himself up to police – eating a packet of crisps. Armed officers with semi-automatic rifles were baffled to see the 26-year-old man – unarmed apart from a packet of Quavers – scampering out from his hideout wearing a pair of sunglasses and a cheeky […]
12 years ago

The hottest chilli pepper in the world is now on sale in Tesco – dare you give it a go?
The world’s hottest chilli pepper called the Komodo Dragon is now on sale in Tesco stores in the UK. Social media is sure to be awash with people taking on the challenge of tasting the pepper and filming their reaction after the pepper is on sale for a pound a piece in 500 Tesco stores […]
12 years ago

Could Ronda Rousey be about to join the Marvel Universe?
She’s definitely a superhero in our eyes, but Ronda Rousey has her steely gaze on a fresh challenge beyond the Octagon – saving the world. That’s right – the remarkable Rousey, who is no stranger to Hollywood with acting with roles in Entourage and The Expendables, quite fancies entering the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Ms Marvel. […]
12 years ago

Dr Dre: “I made some f***ing horrible mistakes in my life”
Dr Dre has opened up about his history of violence. The rapper responded to questions about an incident in 1991 where he assaulted journalist Denise ‘Dee’ Barnes and recent claims of repeated abuse in the nineties from his one-time girlfriend Michel’le. He opened up about his past to Rolling Stone magazine, of which he’ll appear on the […]
12 years ago

Tennis badboy Nick Kyrgios makes obscene accusation about rival’s girlfriend mid-match (Vine)
This is bottom of the barrel sledging from Nick Kyrgios. The Australian tennis player plumbed new depths on Wednesday night, as he tried to wind up his opponent by claiming a rival player had slept with his other half. In a remark picked up by a court-side microphone, Kyrgios made the allegation to Swiss rival Stan Wawrinka […]
12 years ago

Strange camera angle makes Portsmouth v Derby unwatchable for many
You take it for granted how important camera angles are in televised football games. We never would have guessed how jarring it would be to have the main camera closer to the pitch, but everyone was kicking off about the strange TV view of Portsmouth v Derby on Wednesday night. APOLOGY: We'd like to apologise for our main […]
12 years ago

Spain’s new away jersey is as sexy as it is unusual
Spain seldom let us down in the jersey world and leaked photos of their new away jersey keep that reputation intact. Come November, Diego Costa and co will be decked out in this away shirt – and they’ll certainly cut an unusual dash on the football pitch. We love a brave kit design, and the strange red […]
12 years ago

Mad professor? Well, he’s grown an ear on his arm
Are you hearing this…
12 years ago

Paul Scholes would consider coming out of retirement for the right offer
A second coming?
12 years ago

Would you wear a football kit designed on ham? Yes, ham…
We thought we had already found the crappest kit for the 2015/16 season, but Spanish manufacturer Daen are back with an even worse attempt. Sticking with the theme of including local traditions in their designs, Daen have covered CD Guijuelo’s away kit in ‘jamón’ (ham) – because it is apparently popular in the region. We […]
12 years ago

Defecation on the dancefloor…it’s a serious problem (video)
Reflex disaster
12 years ago

The Stig keeps his job at the BBC by landing a new show…
Clarkson who?
12 years ago

This magic chat-up line guarantees success on Tinder
Give this a go.
12 years ago

Game of Thrones creator George R.R Martin hints at his grand finale plans…
Four years, people. That’s how long fans of the ‘Song of Fire and Ice’ series have waited for the latest book from Game of Thrones creator George R.R Martin. While there’s plenty of speculation around the release date for the novel ‘The Winds of Winter’ – as well as the fate of a certain character – the author has been speaking about […]
12 years ago

We’ve found it – the worst kit of the 2015/16 season…
Holy mother of god, what the hell were they thinking!? Among the more stylish kits released this summer, we’ve seen some absolute stinkers – remember Everton’s green third strip and Germany’s new away effort? But Spanish lower league club AD Caravaca de la Cruz take the award for the crappest kit of 2015/16. The design is supposed […]
12 years ago

Eva Carneiro has been offered a new job…from an unlikely source
It isn’t often St. Mochta’s F.C. are given the opportunity for a publicity stunt. The Irish amateur club have offered Eva Carneiro an unlikely way out of her problems at Chelsea after Jose Mourinho banned the Blues’ doctor from attending matches, the team hotel, training sessions and just about everything else. St. Mochta’s, who are […]
12 years ago

Ed Sheeran to receive honorary degree eight years after quitting school
His record ‘X’ has sold millions worldwide and he’s so famous he has a waxwork model – and now it’s time for Ed Sheeran to receive an honorary degree. The 24-year-old singer, who was in the news this week for having a huge lion tattooed on his chest, will be presented with the diploma from University […]
12 years ago

Messi, Ronaldo and Suarez shortlisted for UEFA Best Player in Europe Award
UEFA have announced Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Luis Suarez as the final nominees for the Best Player in Europe Award 2014/15. The award is voted for by journalists from each of UEFA’s 54 member associations, and is based on performances from the previous season. The rest of the top 10 are below: 4 Gianluigi […]
12 years ago

Watch birthday boy Mario Balotelli get soaked in champagne…
We all know Mario Balotelli is a big fan of practical jokes, but the tables have been turned in this video. The Liverpool striker turned 25 on Wednesday, and it seems his friends wanted to help him celebrate…by soaking him in champagne. It’s a waste of good booze if you ask us. Still, better than destroying […]
12 years ago

Ronda Rousey’s ex-boyfriend Brendan Shaub isn’t ‘too much man’ for her after all
He’s a Rom Com fan…
12 years ago

Sexually explicit typo sneaks into Sky Sports match report…
We know well enough by now that mistakes happen when you’re writing stories online – but not all of them are as embarrassing as this. A simple typo here or there can often slip through the net, as was the case in Sky Sports’ League Cup round-up on Tuesday night. As you can see in the now […]
12 years ago

Breathtaking drone footage of the ‘heaviest wave on Earth’…
Surfers crave the perfect wave. Often the bigger the better. But as this stunning video shows, a healthy respect for the awesome power of nature should always be maintained. Filmed using DJI Inspire and Phantom 3 drones, the dramatic footage shows the Banzai Pipeline break and Teahupo’o in Tahiti. Teahupo’o is often referred to as the […]
12 years ago

Snapchat’s new features look set to be a big hit…
As if Snapchat wasn’t distracting enough already… The messaging service has rolled out a new set of updates on iOS and Android, and they’re bound to make a big difference. Everyone loves emojis, and in the new update you can add a load of them to your snap, just like the one we’ve done below… We won’t lie, everyone […]
12 years ago

Is this the greatest GIF on the internet?
Sometimes less is more. Every now and then we come across a ridiculously creative video, Vine or GIF which bowls us over with its sheer simplicity. When David Fincher made Alien 3 with Sigourney Weaver returning as Ripley, he could never have envisaged that the film’s most iconic scene would be recreated using nothing more than a stapler […]
12 years ago

Schweinsteiger steps in to solve supporter’s shirt dilemma…
Who thought shirt numbers would cause such a kerfuffle? We’ve seen Luke Shaw and then Manchester City help out fans who have ended up with the wrong number on their back, and now Bastian Schweinsteiger has joined in the trend. The German international jumped in to save the day after a fan posted a Facebook message to […]
12 years ago

The likes of George Carlin and Richard Pryor ripping hecklers apart (NSFW)
You’d have to be either extremely brave or very stupid to be a stand-up comedian. Who in their right minds would enter into a career that involves standing in front of a crowd of often drunk strangers, trying to make them laugh? It takes thick skin and massive cojones. Of course an occupational hazard of the job […]
12 years ago

Koreans get wet with massive Water Gun Festival (Video)
Who knew that South Koreans were so into their water sports? If you enjoy getting wet with friends and random strangers, you’ll appreciate the lengths to which Sinchon locals go to spray each other with pure liquid joy. The neighbourhood in Seoul recently hosted the 3rd Sinchon Water Gun Festival, where everyone is encouraged to get […]
12 years ago

A woman wore a Fitbit monitor during sex – and here’s the graph…
We live in an age where virtually everything is monitored and subjected to some form of analysis. You didn’t just walk to the shops to get the paper – you took 156 steps on your way there, shed 100 calories and reached an elevation of 56 feet. You get the picture. But some things really […]
12 years ago

Messi free kick masterclass: Anything Sevilla do, Leo does better (Video)
When Ever Banega scored a beautiful free kick against Barcelona in the UEFA Super Cup, he must have thought he’d netted the set-piece of the game. He opened the scoring for Sevilla with this class effort… https://twitter.com/barcastuff/status/631176102229221376 But then up stepped the genius that is Lionel Messi. His first response was this postage stamp golazo… https://twitter.com/barcastuff/status/631177465084407808 And […]
12 years ago

Man United target Pedro omitted from Barcelona team for Super Cup…
It’s widely assumed in Spain that Pedro’s move to Manchester United has been delayed so that he could play for Barcelona in their UEFA Super Cup clash with Sevilla on Tuesday. However, the 28-year-old forward is a surprise omission from Luis Enrique’s starting line-up, after he reportedly told sporting director Robert Fernandez that he wishes to leave. The Catalan club are […]
12 years ago

Straight Outta Compton premiere pulls in N.W.A’s surviving members – and heavy security
Dr Dre and fellow N.W.A survivors Ice Cube, MC Ren and DJ Ella all turned out for the worldwide premiere of new film Straight Outta Compton. Snoop Doog was also in attendance and showed his support by wearing an N.W.A t-shirt. Despite it being a an entertainment event, it has been reported The Los Angeles […]
12 years ago

Manchester United dominate this Premier League youth development table
Every season Premier League clubs spend hundreds of millions of pounds on new signings, often to the detriment of the many academy graduates coming through. So which teams are the best in the league at trusting in youth? Well, one very diligent statistician has compiled a list that looks at the streaks of any youth team graduates involved […]
12 years ago

“I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more” – The Proclaimers on their most famous song
It wouldn’t be wrong to assume most of us have stomped our feet and grabbed a mate or loved one to drunkenly bellow The Proclaimers’ I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) (and beer breath) into their ear. Twenty-seven years on, identical twins Craig and Charlie Reid, who make up the Scottish band have discussed how they […]
12 years ago

Louis van Gaal is ‘destroying’ Manchester United says Hristo Stoichkov as he warns Pedro against a move
Former Barcelona star Hristo Stoichkov has launched a blistering attack on Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal, predicting that the Dutchman will ‘destroy’ the club. Stoichkov won five La Liga titles and a European Cup medal at Barcelona but a bitter fallout with then-boss Van Gaal brought his second spell at the club to an […]
12 years ago

Ronda Rousey was surprisingly okay with being asked about her porn movie double
It’s not like she can stop it.
12 years ago

Conor McGregor will face Jose Aldo at UFC 194 in December…
It’s happening people – let’s just hope no pesky injuries spoil our fun this time. Conor McGregor will face Jose Aldo for the UFC featherweight title at UFC 194 in Las Vegas on December 12. Stick it in the diary. The Notorious will face the Brazilian in a title unification bout at the MGM Grand having […]
12 years ago

Overweight men are better in bed, say British women…
For many out of shape blokes, summer is a time when you don’t feel too great about yourself – even though the ‘Dad Bod’ is meant to be in at the moment. Warmer weather means fewer clothes and more of you on show; holidays by the pool leave you enviously comparing your flabby torso with those of […]
12 years ago

Baywatch the movie is in the works starring The Rock and Zac Efron
I’ll be there…
12 years ago

This rude suit was put in his place on the London underground…
This rude prick was put firmly in his place – and from the last person you’d expect. After a London suit thought it was a good idea to talk down to a woman wearing a ‘revealing’ dress on the tube, he found she had a surprising ally. This chap perhaps isn’t the most flattering towards […]
12 years ago