
Watch FIFA 16’s epic ad featuring Messi, Aguero, Pele and a galaxy of stars (Video)
Play beautiful…
11 years ago
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Watch FIFA 16’s epic ad featuring Messi, Aguero, Pele and a galaxy of stars (Video)
Play beautiful…
11 years ago

Austin Healey and Jimmy Bullard go head to head to prove who’s got the balls (Video)
Football vs Rugby…
11 years ago

Facebook plans to revolutionise online shopping
E-trolly dash…
11 years ago

Salt n’ Pepa splatted during performance (video)
‘This dance isn’t for everybody’
11 years ago

What would Idris Elba look like playing James Bond? This mash-up is a good indicator
Daniel Craig hasn’t officially hung up his golden gun yet but James Bond fans are obsessed with who his replacement will be. There’s been much debate whether Idris Elba is right for the spy job – it’s gone as far James Bond author Anthony Horowitz foolishly saying in an interview he’s ‘too street’ for the part. […]
11 years ago

Iconic Brazilian football fan dies, aged 60
Sad news…
11 years ago

EA Sports stats reveal top 10 transfer deals of the summer
Where’s Sergio Romero?
11 years ago

Tupac the movie is back on and starts shooting in December
We’ve had Straight Outta Compton and soon we could have a Tupac biopic. There have been numerous project plans before for a film on the life of Tupac Shakur, whose birth name was Lesane Parish Crooks, but each have fallen to the wayside. Producer Randell Emmett has had plans for the film for a while, but these […]
11 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal treasures his life more because of Heath Ledger
Jake Gyllenhaal has opened up talking about his late friend Heath Ledger. The actor, 34, said he stopped “wasting time on things that are trivial and superficial” when his Brokeback Mountain co-star died of an accidental overdose in 2008. “I miss him very badly,” says Jake. “Not having Heath around is very sad because I […]
11 years ago

Kanye West tells models he will fine them £6.5M if they talk about him
Kanye West has slapped models at New York Fashion Week with a ban from talking about him. The rapper – whose Kanye West X Adidas Originals Collection’s second season will be previewed this week – has reportedly asked models to sign non-disclosure forms or risk a $10m (£6.5m) fine. It is believed while a few […]
11 years ago

For a split second, there was a very rude word in the BT Sport studio (Pic)
Hole-y inappropriate…
11 years ago

Juan Cuadrado catches the eye with rabona pass in Juve’s win at Manchester City (Video)
You’d be forgiven for not knowing, but his appearance against Manchester City was not the first time Juan Cuadrado has played football in England. Having arrived at Stamford Bridge from Fiorentina last January, many expected the Colombian to be a big hit in the Premier League. He wasn’t, and as a result has been farmed […]
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s top 10 free kick takers revealed…
Postage stamp!
11 years ago

Luke Shaw stretchered off with broken leg following this challenge (Video)
Following a promising start to the new season, Luke Shaw looks set for a long spell out of action. After a run from left back, Shaw as on the receiving end of a challenge which appears to have broken his right leg. Shaw sustained the injury just fifteen minutes into his Champions League debut, leaving his […]
11 years ago

This man’s ‘balloon’ body will put you off steroids for life (Video)
This is just weird…
11 years ago

Game of Thrones klaxon – your favourite character is back, no really…
Is your girlfriend, mum, boyfriend, dog and cat still reeling from the death of Jon Snow? Turn into a hero over dinner by telling them the creators of Game of Thrones aren’t done with him yet thanks to the clearest clue we’ve received so far… After he was seen filming a battle scene last week, Kit […]
11 years ago

Lance Armstrong took drugs during his career, so actor Ben Foster popped some to play him
He takes the role very seriously…
11 years ago

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo’s mum copy his 5-goal celebration (Video)
Real Madrid’s 6-0 win over Espanyol was a momentous occasion for Cristiano Ronaldo. The former Manchester United forward scored five of his team’s six goals, and in the process overtook Raul as Real’s highest ever goalscorer. Ronaldo was not the only one celebrating, though – proud mother Dolores marked the occasion too by replicating her son’s […]
11 years ago

Rafa Benitez doesn’t help himself as he’s spotted eating a sandwich…and the napkin
Rafa Benitez’s weight has been a topic of discussion ever since his appointment at Real Madrid. In June, it was reported that the club’s hierarchy had told him to shed a few pounds to improve his public image. And then a month later, after Benitez’s wife claimed that he “tidies up Jose Mourinho’s mess”, the Chelsea […]
11 years ago

Only one Premier League defender makes it into FIFA 16’s top ten defensive ratings…
Given the dearth of quality defending in the Premier League so far this season, we didn’t expect to see many familiar names in the top ten FIFA 16 defensive ratings. However, you would be forgiven for thinking that more than one Premier League centre-back would have made the cut – especially when that individual is Arsenal’s […]
11 years ago

The challenge that caused Steven Gerrard’s horrific penis injury has been found (Video)
Over the weekend, Steven Gerrard revealed that he required stitches in a penis injury following a tackle against Bournemouth in the FA Cup last season. Yes, it almost made us throw up the first time we read it, too. Now, thanks to the industrious work of Youtuber Beanyman, we can see the exact challenge that led to […]
11 years ago

Gerrard: “Mourinho was right, Balotelli is unmanageable”…
Steven Gerrard has criticised Mario Balotelli in his new book, saying it didn’t take long for his patience to wear thin with the striker. Balotelli joined Liverpool for £16m in the summer of 2014, but took until February to score his only Premier League goal of the season. “After his promising debut against Tottenham, he […]
11 years ago

Opportunistic photographer snaps David De Gea at the perfect moment (Pic)
A picture says a thousand words…or in this case just two that send a very amusing message to Real Madrid. As he made his way through Manchester airport, David de Gea was photographed walking past this sign by one quick-thinking photographer. It made for the perfect image following Real’s failed deadline-day move, although we doubt Florentino […]
11 years ago

Is this Inter Milan midfielder football’s biggest suck-up?
In case you missed it over the weekend, Internazionale won the Milan derby on Sunday night with a narrow 1-0 victory over AC. Colombian midfielder Fredy Guarin grabbed the winner, and a pretty tasty strike it was too… https://twitter.com/SoccerSt_/status/643162275814223872 However, Guarin then spoiled his heroics with some of the worst sucking-up we’ve ever seen. The […]
11 years ago

Matt Damon believes we need to get off Earth in order to save it
To infinity and beyond…
11 years ago

Kendrick Lamar writes to Tupac on anniversary of rapper’s death
Kendrick Lamar left a touching tribute on the 19th anniversary of Tupac Shakur’s death. The rapper wrote a direct message to the late star, who was gunned down in a drive-by shooting in Las Vegas and died in hospital six days later, on Tupac’s official website 2pac.com. Meanwhile, Lamar recently admitted he didn’t want the “responsibility” […]
11 years ago

The Jackson 5 pay tribute to late brother Michael at Bestival: “He’s here in spirit”
The Jacksons paid tribute to Michael Jackson as they performed at Bestival at the weekend. Playing a set full packed with The Jackson 5’s biggest hits, Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie took the stage on the Isle of Wight and took a moment to honour the late King of Pop. Jermaine told the crowd: “Thanks to our little […]
11 years ago

It’s safe to say the Schweinsteigers enjoyed Man United’s win over Liverpool
Bastian Schweinsteiger is fast becoming a fan favourite an Manchester United. The German came to Old Trafford with open arms welcoming him at the gates. He departed his boyhood club in the most classy of ways, he’s been putting in shifts for Louis van Gaal and he seems to be an all-round good guy. What’s […]
11 years ago

People have started flocking to the Church of Bacon
We’re sure there are worse things to worship than bacon, and it seems plenty of others share our outlook. The United Church of Bacon, whose commandments include ‘Have Fun’, ‘Be Generous’ and ‘Praise Bacon’, is bringing goodwill and breakfast to an ever-increasing number of people. Membership is thought to have trebled to nearly 12,000 following […]
11 years ago

Memphis Depay was substituted at half-time against Liverpool and Man United fans were not happy with his display
With Wayne Rooney sidelined by injury, there was a lot of pressure on Memphis Depay to rise to the occasion for Manchester United against Liverpool. Memphis is only 21 but the comparisons to Cristiano Ronaldo haven’t stopped. Now, every mistake that the wide man makes – usually out of trying too hard to impress – […]
11 years ago

David de Gea given rousing reception by Man United fans at Old Trafford (video)
David de Gea has returned to the Man United line-up for the first time this season after his move to Real Madrid broke down. The Spaniard signed a new contract earlier this week, and was given a warm welcome back at Old Trafford when he came out to warm up on Saturday. Supporters will be […]
11 years ago

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo score a 20-minute hat-trick for Real Madrid…
Gareth Bale’s agent may think Cristiano Ronaldo is getting on a bit, but the Real Madrid star proved he’s still got plenty left in the tank with a quick-fire hat-trick against Espanyol. It took the forward only 20 minutes to claim his fourth treble in his last seven La Liga appearances, as Real raced into […]
11 years ago

Steven Naismith sets a new record with his hat-trick against Chelsea…
Steven Naismith just loves playing against Chelsea. The Everton forward has scored against the Blues in each of the last three seasons, and bagged a hat-trick in Saturday’s 3-1 win after coming off the bench in the first half. Naismith’s heroics also set an impressive new record, as he became the first player ever to […]
11 years ago

Premier League clubs give support to ‘Refugees Welcome’ campaign…
Following the lead of fans in Germany, Arsenal supporters have displayed a ‘Refugees Welcome’ banner ahead of Saturday’s home match against Stoke. The ongoing crisis in Syria has resonated with football fans around the world, and we can expect to see more displays of support over the weekend… https://twitter.com/SoccerSt_/status/642688660874358784 Meanwhile, Everton’s mascots for their meeting with Chelsea […]
11 years ago

Donald Trump brilliantly falls for Jeremy Corbyn prank tweet…
Following Jeremy Corbyn’s election as the new leader of the Labour Party, one excited supporter decided to play a prank on US presidential hopeful Donald Trump. In the middle of a long list of replies to people backing his campaign, Trump responded to the scoundrel suggesting his ‘dad’ Jeremy Corbyn is thinking of voting for […]
11 years ago

Liverpool and Man United’s poor spending summed up in a single tweet…
We all know that Liverpool and Manchester United have wasted a fortune in the transfer market over the last couple of years, but rarely is it put so simply. This tweet from Times journalist Tony Barrett sums up the excessive squandering at Anfield and Old Trafford, with £700m spent between the two clubs over the […]
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney is chasing another milestone this weekend – but he could miss Liverpool clash…
After smashing the England goalscoring record with his 50th international strike against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney has another target well within his sights. Only two more goals would bring the Manchester United forward level with Andy Cole as the second-highest scorer in Premier League history. Rooney's eyeing another landmark – he's closing in on becoming the […]
11 years ago

Watch Thomas Turgoose’s first audition to play This Is England’s Shaun a whole 10 years ago…
This Is England ’90 kicks off at 9pm on Sunday and we can’t wait to see what’s in store during the final instalment of the series – especially after meeting the cast recently. But ahead of the new show, here’s a flashback to the auditions for its inaugural run in 2006 – with a doe-eyed 13-year-old Thomas […]
11 years ago

Bristol Rovers striker gives Rooney-style speech after breaking Gibraltar scoring record…
Gibraltar’s Jake Gosling wrote himself into the history books over the international break with his consolation goal in an 8-1 loss to Poland. His late strike saw him ‘smash’ Gibraltar’s goal-scoring record, putting him on a tally of two – which is actually pretty impressive considering the country’s results. After Wayne Rooney stole the headlines with his 50th goal for […]
11 years ago

Anthony Martial treats his family to Wetherspoons dinner after Man United move…
We all know Adnan Januzaj is a big fan of Nando’s, but Manchester United new boy Anthony Martial has an even keener eye for finding a bargain dinner. The £36m signing from Monaco was spotted shopping in the Trafford Centre this week, where he treated his family to a slap-up meal at Wetherspoons. That man […]
11 years ago

This p**s-take ‘honest trailer’ for The Haunting is brutally brilliant (Video)
So true…
11 years ago

“The tears kept coming…it was killing me” – Steven Gerrard on *that* slip
He’ll never weep alone
11 years ago

Watch Jose Mourinho stare down journalist who asked about Eva Carneiro…
If you were wondering whether Jose Mourinho’s fall-out with the Chelsea medical team had blown over, you can rest assured it’s going to drag on for some time yet. Mourinho was asked about Eva Carneiro’s situation during his Friday press conference, and responded with a death stare so intense it would have brought Bane to tears. Fair […]
11 years ago

Football Manager is helping this MLS team with their scouting
Who said it was just a game?
11 years ago

Thieves steal beer kegs, only to find they were empty
D’oh!
11 years ago

Chelsea’s Thibout Courtois reportedly out for 4 months with injury
Awful news for Jose…
11 years ago

Chris Evans vs Jeremy Clarkson: Petrol-head to head (Infographic)
Set your engines…
11 years ago

Her Majesty the Queen…and an incredibly embarrassing reflection
This looks very dodgy…
11 years ago

The surest sign yet that De Gea will extend his stay at Man United
What a turnaround…
11 years ago