
Balotelli in trouble again after taking his Lamborghini 40mph OVER the speed limit
Silly man…
11 years ago
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Balotelli in trouble again after taking his Lamborghini 40mph OVER the speed limit
Silly man…
11 years ago

Didier Drogba thanks Chelsea fans for their gesture at his MLS debut
What an impact…
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo shares heartfelt tribute to his father, a decade on from his death
Ten years on from the death of his father, Cristiano Ronaldo used his Instagram account to share a tribute to him with his followers. With a caption that reads ‘Thanks daddy always in my heart,’ Ronaldo expresses his regret that his father has not been around to see his achievements. Arguably the greatest footballer to […]
11 years ago

Sarah Palin calls on immigrants to “speak American” (Video)
She can’t talk…
11 years ago

Tens of thousands of people sign anti-Katie Hopkins petition
Her outspoken ways haven’t won her too many fans over the years, and now there’s this… Tens of thousands of people have signed an online petition calling for reality TV star Katie Hopkins to be exchanged for 50,000 refugees. Admitting that he was bored when he started the petition, creator Ben Fletcher has explained that he wanted to raise […]
11 years ago

The iPhone 7 rumours begin *before* the iPhone 6s is officially released
The iPhone 7 is expected to be Apple’s thinnest phone to date. With the newest iPhones – the 6s and 6s Plus – yet to be released, it seems attention is already turning to what comes next. The new iPhones are said to be thicker than the current iPhone 6, which measures 6.9mm. But according […]
11 years ago

Has this druglord’s son given away his whereabouts?
It seems even the most ruthless crime lords can be caught out by the most innocuous pieces of technology. Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman has been described as “the most powerful drug trafficker in the world” by none other than the US treasury. He has been on the run since escaping from a […]
11 years ago

Introducing the first ever Nutella-themed cafe…
Mmm…
11 years ago

Rene Higuita marks 20-year anniversary by recreating magical scorpion kick (Video)
In the list of football’s unforgettable moments, Rene Higuita’s remarkable scorpion kick in Colombia’s 1995 friendly against England is right up there. The keeper, famed for his unconventional style, became a worldwide sensation after saving a Jamie Redknapp shot with the ballsiest bit of goalkeeping we’ve ever seen. And Higuita marked the 20-year anniversary of that Wembley match […]
11 years ago

6 toe-curlingly embarrassing moments that every man knows…
Calling your teacher ‘mum’ School is a breeding ground for embarrassing moments. Everyone’s jostling for attention, everyone wants to stand out while at the same time trying to fit in, and your hormones are running rampant. The most embarrassing thing anyone could possibly do at that age was to call a female teacher ‘mum’. Or even […]
11 years ago

Shaolin monk runs 125 metres across water (video)
He might have had a little bit of help, but this is still quite impressive. Shaolin monk, Shi Liliang, decided he was going to have a bash at running across the surface of some water and trained for it for ten years. Using nothing but some very thin wooden boards for support, Shi recently set […]
11 years ago

Hugh Jackman fancies being the next James Bond… and so does Ricky Gervais (possibly)
There’s been plenty of rumours circulating regarding who’ll be the man to replace Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Now, a new name appears to have entered the race. Appearing on Australian news programme, The Project, Hugh Jackman admitted he would “seriously consider” if he were to be asked. It also turns out that Jackman […]
11 years ago

Foo Fighters cover a Queen classic with help from Roger Taylor and Led Zeppelin’s John Paul Jones (video)
Dave Grohl had a treat in store for the people that turned up to the Foo Fighters concert in Milton Keynes. It was the first UK concert for the band since Grohl’s leg break forced them to pull out of Glastonbury, and the people in attendance witnessed something very special. Performing a special cover of […]
11 years ago

Here’s how to make a mini rocket using a bottle of Coke (video)
Forget the Mentos…
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s new skills revealed in brand new tutorial video
Another day, another teaser for the latest edition of FIFA 16. Fresh off the back of announcing the game’s top 10 players comes this – an introduction to the game’s latest skills. Perhaps a little overdue, players can now finish in style with a rabona, whereas a Yannick Bolasie-esque spin flick is also featured in the […]
11 years ago

This man’s legendary stag do tale is truly one on its own (pictures)
The stuff of legend…
11 years ago

Manchester United want Paul Scholes to return to the club
Manchester re-United for Scholes?
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Instagram post shows he’s not as vain as we all thought… (picture)
Growing old gracefully?
11 years ago

Can you solve the riddle that hilariously baffled this Geordie holidaymaker? (Video)
Have a go…
11 years ago

Jamie Murray brilliantly trolled by his mum by posting this embarrassing photo on the internet (Pic)
Game, set and match Mrs Murray…
11 years ago

Zlatan Ibrahimovic released this bizarre teaser trailer for his new project (video)
Because Zlatan…
11 years ago

Sir Alex Ferguson actually doubted Wayne Rooney as a goal-scoring striker
They look silly now…
11 years ago

Klopp drops future hint – but is it good news or bad news for Liverpool?
Cryptic Klopp…
11 years ago

Indian man breaks World Record for speed typing with a strange part of his body (Video)
What a guy…
11 years ago

Genius! A vending machine that dispenses piping hot fries (Video)
Now we’re talking…
11 years ago

Cesc Fabregas leaves David de Gea hanging with awkward non-handshake (Video)
Does anyone love him?
11 years ago

Saudi interviewer gets whacked by waterbomb – and carries on like nothing happened (Video)
This is surreal…
11 years ago

Fergie decided to sign Eric Cantona whilst having a bath with Steve Bruce
Such a soap opera…
11 years ago

Norwegian couple give their daughter the Scousest name in the world (Video)
What a name, la!
11 years ago

Schweinsteiger proves he can’t finish like Muller…even at ping pong (Video)
That’s a paddling…
11 years ago

AC Milan boss orders Mario Balotubby to lose weight
Fat chance…
11 years ago

Harry Kane scores a beautifully chipped finish for England (Video)
Chippy tee…
11 years ago

Carlos Queiroz: Man United have been cocking up ever since Fergie left
Carlos for words…
11 years ago

Man takes alcohol vs LSD challenge with very surprising results (Video)
Mental, but amazing…
11 years ago

Emily Ratajkowski regrets appearing in Blurred Lines video
Drawing a line…
11 years ago

American teen faces bizarre sex charges for taking nude selfies
This is ridiculous…
11 years ago

French woman loses a bet and surfs in high heels… brilliantly (Video)
Born slippy…
11 years ago

Rachel Riley’s own version of an extremely rude Manchester United chant stuns Jimmy Carr (Video)
Very clever…
11 years ago

Barcelona to offer Neymar this ludicrous deal to fend off Manchester United move in January
That’s a lot of money…
11 years ago

This guy on Tinder made an absolute rookie mistake
No recovering from this one. One of the most important things when using Tinder is presenting yourself as genuine, decent and interested in the person that you’ve matched with. Nobody wants to be chatting with a show-off, nor do they want to waste their time on some horrible person but there’s no harm in a bit of flirty […]
11 years ago

International footballer forgets how his feet work midway through counter-attack (Vine)
You could see what he was trying to do. Okay, no. No you could not. Early in the second half of their Euro 2016 qualifier, Ireland were just 1-0 up against Gibraltar and struggling to break down the worst team in Europe. What’s worse, Gibraltar launched a three-on-two, putting Ireland in trouble. Not the best time for […]
11 years ago

Watch Conor McGregor and Jose Aldo almost come to blows at press conference
Is it safe to say at this point Conor McGregor and Jose Aldo aren’t friends? The fighters appeared at UFC’s Go Big press conference and got into a heated exchange when facing off. McGregor, the UFC Interim Featherweight Champion and Aldo, the Featherweight champion, are due to finally fight at UFC 194 in December in […]
11 years ago

New Netflix show is already set for a second season
Netflix’s newest original show Narcos is proving so popular that a second season has been commissioned already. The true crime series has been available to viewers for just a week, but that hasn’t stopped the streaming service from greenlighting more episodes, by the looks of things. If it’s IMDb rating of 9.2 is any sign, […]
11 years ago

Mathieu Valbuena steals the show on Anthony Martial’s France debut (Video)
While everyone’s eyes were on Manchester United’s newest signing Anthony Martial, one of his French international team-mates took the headlines against Portugal. 19-year-old Martial was making his debut for Les Bleus in the friendly, but Valbuena scored the only goal of the game – and what a goal. Five minutes from time, and with 0-0 […]
11 years ago

This new app allows you to ‘virtually’ walk your friends home safely
You’ll never walk alone
11 years ago

“White witch” has devised a *guaranteed* way to prevent cruciate ligament injuries
We’re not sure about this one
11 years ago

It appears Keylor Navas was really, really desperate to join Manchester United
In the entire David de Gea fiasco, one man seems to have been forgotten. Unlike the Manchester United goalkeeper, Keylor Navas was told he wasn’t wanted by his current club. The Costa Rican ‘keeper was informed by Real Madrid that he had no future at the club, and had to either join United or sit […]
11 years ago

This is the worst delivery we’ve seen in ages – and it’s not Gabriel Obertan (Video)
The cheek!
11 years ago

Could this ex-Man United player be their future manager one day?
Can you imagine!
11 years ago