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05th Sep 2015

Rachel Riley’s own version of an extremely rude Manchester United chant stuns Jimmy Carr (Video)

Very clever...


When Jimmy Carr asked Rachel Riley what her favourite football chant was, she had a bit of a conundrum – seeing as most of them use language not safe for TV…

But instead of shirking the question with a polite answer, Manchester United fan Riley gave her own PG version of an extremely X-rated ditty that her fellow reds sing referring to their noisy neighbours City.

The original goes something like this:

My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b****cks you’re a c**t,
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute.

This is Rachel’s version, which is a little more telly-safe – if not quite as catchy…