When Jimmy Carr asked Rachel Riley what her favourite football chant was, she had a bit of a conundrum – seeing as most of them use language not safe for TV…
But instead of shirking the question with a polite answer, Manchester United fan Riley gave her own PG version of an extremely X-rated ditty that her fellow reds sing referring to their noisy neighbours City.
The original goes something like this:
My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b****cks you’re a c**t,
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute.
This is Rachel’s version, which is a little more telly-safe – if not quite as catchy…
— Bet Like Biff 🤷🏼♂️ (@BetProfits) September 5, 2015