"Shut your noise you fucking old c***" - Alan Pardew
In the world of football we're blessed with eloquent managers. Real charismatic wordsmiths who can eke out profound sentence after sentence, each one wiser than the last.
To celebrate the fact, I have designed this simple quiz. All you have to do is match the quote I give you with either the continental philosopher or football manager who first uttered it.
Who said it? Was it Martin Heidegger or Steve Bruce? Nietzsche or Keegan? René Descartes or Alan Pardew? Friends, let us all find out, together.
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