JOE’s Weekly Cheat Sheet #11: COD and Pizza
Everything that should be on your radar this week
10 years ago
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Articles written by the more mysterious members of the JOE editorial team
Former Manchester United and Northern Ireland footballer has become a deacon
An unlikely career change.
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Graham Norton fans were seriously impressed with Eddie Redmayne’s magic skills
Another thing Eddie Redmayne is better than us at
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Arsenal Fan TV’s Claude made to eat his words about Olivier Giroud
He took it all in good spirits.
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A Burger King has taken aim at McDonald’s by dressing up as one for Halloween
Burger burn
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It looks like Conor McGregor put the fear of God into this schoolboy bully
The Notorious apparently hates a bully.
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How good are you at dealing with difficult situations?
Could a career in children’s social work be for you?
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Arsenal players don beautiful retro jerseys – fans get *very* excited
They’re pretty classy kits, in fairness
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A simple boot change could hold the key to an uptick in Zlatan’s form
An important change?
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Jose Mourinho’s Anthony Taylor comments come back to haunt him as he is hit with FA charge
Mourinho won’t be surprised…
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Police investigate West Ham homophobia relating to John Terry and Diego Costa
Vile sentiments
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Manchester United Vs Manchester City: Marcos Rojo starts, Sergio Aguero on the bench
Kick-off fast approaching
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The wacky Friends theory reckons two main characters were on drugs
We’ve heard it all now…
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Daniel Sturridge had Liverpool fans worried about his famous celebration
Panic over
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It looks like everyone got Janet Jackson’s ‘Islamic dress’ thing *very* wrong
You’ve got to laugh…
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For and against: Is it time for Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United?
Our top writers argue the case – but what do you think?
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Watford could face fine and docked points over alleged ‘forged’ bank letter
The EFL have launched an investigation
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17 things that happen on every “quiet night” down the pub
You know it’s never really a quiet one.
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Can you identify the football club from its nearest train station?
Prove you’re an expert when it comes to away days.
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JOE’s weekly cheat sheet #10: Marvels and Football Manager
Stay on top of the next seven days.
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Steven Gerrard reportedly in talks over Liverpool return
Coming home
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Antonio Conte fires back at Jose Mourinho after criticising his touchline antics
Is this a swipe at Jose’s lack of a playing career?
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Here’s the average age people lose their virginity around the world
This is where the UK ranks…
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How to train your brain to fall asleep in just 1 minute
Try this…
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Everyone is *really* struggling to spell ‘pregnant’ correctly on Yahoo Answers
How can so many people find so many ways to spell it wrong?
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People can’t stop laughing at this terrible photoshop of Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner
They airbrushed their knees off and thought we wouldn’t notice…
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The Sun’s Gary Lineker front page intensifies refugee debate
Lineker has since responded.
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Wayne Rooney returns to Manchester United’s starting XI for Fenerbahce clash
RvP returns to his old stomping ground
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Ingenious football fans now able to judge a game from a single image
‘Parking the bus’
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Coronation Street star is latest celebrity to be caught up in a sex tape scandal
It has caused a great deal of embarrassment
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Coronation Street shocks viewers with pre-watershed rude language
Ofcom awaits
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The government wants to give us ID numbers to watch porn
There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
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British Army forced to delete joke tweet following outrage over ‘racism’
Many saw the intended joke as offensive
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A disgusting new dish has been added to the bushtucker trials on I’m a Celebrity
No thanks
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This video of an elephant rushing into water to save a man is incredible
Swimming trunks
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This is the exact amount of sleep that you need to stop weight gain and stay healthy
Sleep is so important…
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Simon Cowell apologises for making inappropriate gay joke on live TV
Inappropriate
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JOE’s Weekly Cheat Sheet #9: Battlefield and Black Mirror
Everything you need for the next seven days.
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Yes, Harry Redknapp did use the ‘o’ word about Manchester City
But is he right?
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Supremely talented Christian Benteke makes cup of tea in 8 seconds flat
Important football news
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Jose Mourinho puts football in perspective while urging Man United and Liverpool fans to respect club tragedies
“Not to forget, but to respect”
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Read in full: Ched Evans full statement after he is found not guilty of rape
He said it was his “darkest hour”
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Ched Evans found not guilty of rape after second trial concludes
The jury gave its verdict today.
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Europe’s sexiest accents have been revealed, and it’s bad news for Brits
Just another thing to blame Brexit for.
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This is the first thing that women notice about a man’s body
First impressions are all important. Lifestyle magazine Men’s Health quizzed 200 of their female readers in order to get an answer to the question “What is the first thing a woman notices about a man?” The study found that the first thing women notice upon passing a man on the street is the eyes. The […]
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The Sun used a Liverpool fan’s tweet and it didn’t end well
Reds fan Christian Wulff didn’t take too kindly to the newspaper’s actions.
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‘I never want to think that my grandchildren could one day end up standing at a football match’
The chair of the Hillsborough Family Support Group explains why she is opposed to safe standing.
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Matt LeBlanc had no idea that Chris Evans was going to quit Top Gear
He found out by reading the newspaper just like the rest of us
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JOE’s Weekly Cheat Sheet #8: Swearing and VR
Your weekly slice of sound advice.
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