
A young Conor McGregor predicts his UFC success in this 2008 video
Mystic Mac…
11 years ago
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A young Conor McGregor predicts his UFC success in this 2008 video
Mystic Mac…
11 years ago

JOE’s 5-word news: Diddy, Post, Glastonbury, Cat, Storm
Diddy P Diddy was arrested after a fight with his son’s American football coach at UCLA. Post Real Salt Lake midfielder Lake Mulholland came off second best in a collision with a goalpost. Glastonbury Check out JOE’s list of who to see at Glastonbury Cat A cat surprised its owners by stowing away on the […]
11 years ago

P Diddy arrested for fight with his son’s UCLA football coach
P Diddy has been arrested for allegedly threatening an American football coach with a kettlebell. The 45-year-old music mogul, who is now on bail, is said to have become embroiled in an altercation with strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi at UCLA’s training complex, allegedly swinging at him with a weight after criticising his 21-year-old […]
11 years ago

Breaking Bad star takes to the catwalk in Milan
He is best known for his part in Breaking Bad, but RJ Mitte has gone from model son to plain old model. Mitte, who played breakfast-loving Walt Jr in the hit television show, took part in Vivienne Westwood’s show during Milan fashion week. .@followVivienne #VivienneWestwood #milanfashionweek #mfw #shows #menswear thank u 4 having me! pic.twitter.com/r1OTnXW4Ir — RJ Mitte (@RjMitte) June […]
11 years ago

MLS player sticks his head in harm’s way and pays the price
Round of applause for Luke Mulholland. The Real Salt Lake midfielder fell victim to a heinous attack by the goalpost when attempting to head the ball off the goalline during his team’s MLS game against Sporting Kansas City. At least the woodwork also kept the ball out as the Englishman was sprawled on the turf, and Real went […]
11 years ago

Mysterious ‘Stonehenge of fridges’ appears in Kent
Stonehenge is a popular destination for the Summer Solstice, but a pair of pranksters in Kent decided to create their own version closer to home. An uncanny (if much brighter) replica emerged in a car park in Maidstone, made up of about 30 fridge, with many residents having no idea where it came from. Often in […]
11 years ago

Partick Thistle unveil nightmare-inducing new mascot
They mascot one hell of a good reason for this…
11 years ago

Kylie, Chic and Grace Jones make Hyde Park the biggest disco of the summer
Pop-princess Kylie, by Dave Hogan
11 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Putt, Trainspotting, Crash, Mario, Rodriguez
Putt Rory McIlroy sank an unbelievable 72-footer at the US Open Trainspotting Ewan McGregor is open to filming a sequel to the 1996 cult classic Crash Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso collided dramatically on the opening lap of Formula 1’s Austrian Grand Prix Mario A Norwegian man has finally completed a huge Super Mario rug, […]
11 years ago

Video: Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen involved in dramatic crash at Austrian GP
There was a bit of a scary moment at the Austrian GP on Sunday. Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso were involved in an alarming crash at the beginning of the race. The former Ferrari teammates collided during the opening lap with such force that Alonso’s McLaren ended up on top on top of Raikkonen’s car as […]
11 years ago

Video: Rory McIlroy’s 72-foot putt was a US Open highlight
He’s back. As if he ever went away. Rory McIlroy had to make do with ninth place in the US Open but his powering final round of -4 was a little warning shot to the rest of his competitors that form is temporary. And, in his case, class is outrageous. The Northern Ireland native went […]
11 years ago

Trailer: Benicio Del Toro is quietly sinister in Sicario
Benicio Del Toro rarely has trouble pulling out an eye-catching performance, and he looks to be on top form in Sicario. The trailer for the thriller, which also stars Emily Blunt and Josh Brolin, suggests we are in for a wonderfully tense spectacle when it hits cinemas in September. Directed by Denis Villeneuve, best known […]
11 years ago

Norwegian man unveils Super Mario rug after 6 years’ work
We used to worry that video games took up a lot of our time, until we heard about 31-year-old Norwegian Kjetil Nordin. The Nintendo fan, who now lives in Denmark, spent more than six years recreating a Super Mario screenshot in rug form. To put things in perspective, Nordin was in his mid-20s when he started […]
11 years ago

Happy birthday Chris Pratt: The Jurassic World star’s finest moments on screen
It’s been one hell of a year for Chris Pratt, who celebrates his 36th birthday as the star of one of the world’s highest-grossing films of all time. The star of Jurassic World is one of the most popular actors around, both on and off screen. Whether he’s preemptively apologising for theoretical f**k-ups or absolutely […]
11 years ago

Video: Phil Daniels joins Blur to perform Parklife at Hyde Park gig
All the people…so many people…
11 years ago

Video: Skydiver solves Rubik’s Cube on way down to earth
We struggle to solve a Rubik’s Cube in 40 minutes, let alone 40 seconds, and that’s without any added distractions. So it’s safe to say we were amazed when skydiver Guillermo Conde achieved just that, while falling to earth from a plane. The Spaniard knew he had to work quickly, as the challenge required him to […]
11 years ago

University brings in ‘texting lanes’ in student buildings
Students fed up with being held up behind slow-walkers glued to their phones will be pleased, if a little bemused, by the actions of one university. Utah Valley University, in the United States, has introduced separate lanes on staircases in one student building – one lane for walking, a second for running and the third […]
11 years ago

Video: UFC’s extended preview of Conor McGregor and Jose Aldo has us raring to go
Here we go…
11 years ago

George Clooney’s tequila advert announces that summer has arrived
As festival season kicks off all over the UK, George Clooney has offered up a slice of summery goodness with the new advert for his tequila brand Casamigos. The drink, which is Spanish for ‘house of friends’, was launched by the actor in partnership with businessman Rande Gerber. This summer’s ad, called ‘House of Friends […]
11 years ago

Award-winning baker to open world’s first Cornish pasty drive-through
Many of us have gone to our local drive-through restaurant to pick up a burger and chips or some fried chicken, but something has been missing. We’ve started to wonder if people have been eavesdropping on our conversations here at JOE towers, as the mythical drive-through Cornish pasty outlet we’ve been talking about for weeks […]
11 years ago

Ahead of their Hyde Park gig, here are a few of Blur’s best bits
The 90s were a bit of a Blur…
11 years ago

Video: Man United youngster scores stunner for Brazil Under-20s
Manchester United fans will be grateful that the club signed winger Andreas Pereira to a new contract after he fired home a stunner for Brazil’s Under-20 side. The 19-year-old made his Premier League debut last season, and this solo effort against Serbia comes just weeks after he agreed a new three-year deal with Louis van […]
11 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Arnold Schwarzenegger impression is better than Arnie himself
Hollywood actor Jake Gyllenhaal broke from the norm when presented with a chance to perform an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression in front of the man himself. The star of boxing film Southpaw joined Arnie on the sofa on a star-studded Graham Norton show, and all the guests had a go at emulating the terminator star. Most of […]
11 years ago

JOE Agony Uncle Matt Berry answers your problems…
Matt Berry! Actor, comedian, writer, musician, Bafta-winner and all-round nice guy with the beard and the booming voice is JOE’s new Agony Uncle. Need advice on male problems delivered direct and to the heart? Just email your issue to hello@JOE.co.uk and Matt will answer the best letters. Here is his first instalment on alcoholism, flesh, tax fraud and beards […]
11 years ago

Video: Alex Turner and Miles Kane dancing at The Strokes gig
Take a look at Alex Turner and Miles Kane looking throwing shapes to The Strokes at Hyde Park. Dancing to the song Barely Legal, the frontmen lunged and sang the lyrics to one another in the crowd. The New York band, fronted by Julian Casablancas, wowed with an 18-song set for their headline performance on Thursday […]
11 years ago

Video: Arsenal unveil new 2015/16 PUMA kit
Homeboys…
11 years ago

True Detectives Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn play True Confessions on Tonight Show
Bad cop, worse cop…
11 years ago

Manchester United target Firmino misses a sitter
Firm no…
11 years ago

Get all misty-eyed with some of the most inspirational movie quotes of all time
Sometimes when you’re watching a movie, a line just resonates with you and makes perfect sense… As long as that line isn’t ‘I ate his liver with some fava beans’, of course. This video is a compilation of a lot of film clips down through the ages, with each clip containing a quote pertaining to life that speaks […]
11 years ago

Burger King in Japan to sell red and black burgers
Casino Royale…
11 years ago

Marvel congratulate Jurassic World team for breaking box office records
Magnanimous-Rex…
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Video: Cyclist loses his sh*t at driver eating a bowl of cereal behind the wheel
Cereal offender…
11 years ago

Jurassic World star Chris Pratt caught out by dinosaur prank (Video)
If there’s one man who ought to be hyper-sensitive to a dinosaur threat, it’s Jurassic World leading man Chris Pratt. However, the actor was caught off-guard by this ingenious and terrifying prank involving a surprisingly realistic prehistoric creature. “You got me, man,” Pratt laughs, after Polish prankster Sylwester Wardega pulls off the stunt. The Parks and Recreation […]
11 years ago

The smell of coffee can help you woo women…apparently
Caffeine fix…
11 years ago

Video: Chris Pratt mouths F-bomb response to Indiana Jones question
Indiana Jones and Sweary Retort…
11 years ago

Never mind the Balkans: Bosnians in frisbee fail
Saraje-no…
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Is the world ready for a ginger James Bond?
Red or dead…
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Video: The trailer for FIFA 16 is here and it’s stunning
Plug in and Pele…
11 years ago

Transfer gossip: Man United play hard with Real Madrid over David de Gea
No Real deal…yet
11 years ago

Video: Ed Sheeran surprises fan with duet in middle of shopping centre
An impromptu duet with Ed Sheeran was the highlight of one lucky lady’s trip to the shops recently. Everyone’s favourite ginger joined the stage to help her sing Thinking Out Loud at the West Edmonton Mall in Canada. Young Sydney Bourbeau was performing as part of a school fundraiser for the Edmonton Humane Society when Ed popped […]
11 years ago

This Jurassic Park remake by two 90s kids is amazing
Despite the high-budget CGI epicness of Jurassic World, it’s easy to forget that at the heart of the dino-franchise is a brilliant story… The original Jurassic Park film may seem dated now, but the the dramatic plot and great characters still hold up. And we’ve stumbled upon an absolute gem that drives the point home. In 1993, […]
11 years ago

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is the talk of Marrakech with outstanding summer t-shirt
It’s the t-shirt of the summer. Sometimes it’s hard to imagine that football managers are people just like us but in fact, they’re probably more in need of a relaxing holiday than most. Football fans are more used to seeing Arsenal manager in those long puffy jackets that he loves so much but it seems that the […]
11 years ago

Video: Faroe Islands footballers celebrate historic double over Greece
The Greeks will be delighted to see the back of the Faroes. Not content with pulling off one shock upset over Euro 2004 champions Greece, the minnows of the Faroe Islands backed up November’s incredible 1-0 victory in Athens with another win on home soil this weekend. It is the first time the Faroes have won […]
11 years ago

Release date and new features announced for Fallout 4
One of the most hotly-anticipated game releases in the world will take place on November 10, with Fallout 4 set to hit shelves. Arriving five years after the last game in the series, Fallout: New Vegas, the new release from Bethesda Softworks contains stunning graphics and an array of new features. The collector’s edition of the game […]
11 years ago

Gibraltar keeper shows his skills despite conceding 7 goals (video)
It’s not often that a goalkeeper can walk away from a 7-0 defeat with their head raised high, but Gibraltar’s Jordan Perez put in one hell of an effort against Germany on Saturday. Despite trailing the world champions by just one goal at half-time, Gibraltar suffered the third 7-0 defeat of their debut qualifying campaign. […]
11 years ago

Video: The most punk rock moment of the summer…and it’s only June
We’re only halfway through June but it will be hard to find a more rock’n’roll moment at a music festival this summer than this from the Pinkpop festival in Holland. David Achter de Molen — frontman of Dutch band John Coffey (like the Green Mile character, and spelt the same) — was crowd-walking during his set when […]
11 years ago

5-Word News: Metallica, Shark, Golazo, Neymar, Isle of Wight
Metallica Metallica perform the US national anthem with a twist at the NBA finals… Shark Gargantuan 20-foot Great white shark captured on camera… Golazo Watch this MLS youngster score an absolutely stunning volley… Neymar The Barcelona star stole the show in Brazil’s 2-1 win over Peru on Sunday night… Isle of Wight All the best pics from a […]
11 years ago

This behind-the-scenes Game of Thrones photo might cause you to do a double take…
The last episode of Game of Thrones Season 5 airs on Monday evening, but before that why not give yourself a migraine by checking out the stunt doubles for some of the show’s biggest characters. The stand-ins for Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister, Missandei, Daario Naharis and Hizdahr were certainly put through their paces in last week’s all-action […]
11 years ago

JOE.co.uk Celebrate New Merger with British Banter Website
Press Release, February 15th, 2015 JOE.co.uk, the fastest growing lifestyle website for British men, is delighted to announce an exciting new partnership with the enormously popular British Banter website and Facebook page. The British Banter site and Facebook page has become hugely popular across the web for its entertaining and humorous takes on everyday life in […]
11 years ago