The grey-ly show…

11 years ago

Lionel Messi turns 28 today, and Barcelona have just released this previously unseen footage of him playing for their junior side. As you can probably imagine, the Argentina star, currently representing his country at the Copa America, was better back then than any of us are now. The defence-splitting throughballs are there, of course, as […]

11 years ago

Firmino Liverpool have announced the signing of 23-year-old Brazilian Roberto Firmino… Gmail Gmail are set to introduce an option for all users to undo an email within 30 seconds of it being sent… UFC Dana White has moved to calm UFC fans after reports that Jose Aldo’s fight with Conor McGregor at UFC 189 was in […]

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Stan Lee thinks the world “has a place for gay superheroes”. The Marvel Comics mastermind has revealed he isn’t bothered by the sexuality or race of a superhero, but doesn’t think it should be changed once the character has been established. Speaking specifically about Spider-Man, the 92-year-old said: “I wouldn’t mind, if Peter Parker had […]

11 years ago

Here’s part two of our list of the most tantalising pilots and new shows to be aired in the US this year – with any luck we’ll be seeing a few of them on UK telly some time soon. The Catch Shonda Rhimes is one of the most successful television creators in recent years; the […]

11 years ago

Goodbye Andrew Garfield… It’s official, the next Spiderman has been revealed and it is to be Tom Holland, a youthful 19-year old, known for starring in The Impossible. Holland is the third person to don the spandex suit for the mammoth role in the past nine years with the film set to be released in […]

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This could save an awful lot of drama

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Every year at the end of May, UK TV channels head to Los Angeles to check out all the forthcoming US series as they hope to snap up the next Lost or Game of Thrones. The Hollywood studios roll out the red carpet for this beauty parade process, which includes more than 50 big-budget drama and shiny sitcom pilots […]

11 years ago

Rudimental have unveiled a new song Rumour Mill from their latest album We The Generation, and they’re on fine form with this new house-influenced track. The four-piece – who headline the Other Stage at Glastonbury – have chosen to stay out of the video, giving their two new vocalists Anne-Marie and Will Heard the limelight instead. Anne-Marie […]

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Thank f*ck it’s back… TFI Friday’s one-off special earned rave reviews (barring a overly long Lewis Hamilton segment) and Chris Evans recently suggested that the future of the show was in Channel 4’s hands. Well, they’ve obliged him with a new run. Evans has announced that an eight-episode series has been commissioned to go out before Christmas. TFi […]

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For years we’ve worried about artificial intelligence rising up and taking over the world, but what if it just wants to play Mario Kart for hours on end? YouTube user SethBling has created a programme known as MarI/O, which teaches itself to play video games from a position of complete lack of knowledge. It has […]

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Mystic Mac…

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Diddy P Diddy was arrested after a fight with his son’s American football coach at UCLA. Post Real Salt Lake midfielder Lake Mulholland came off second best in a collision with a goalpost. Glastonbury Check out JOE’s list of who to see at Glastonbury Cat A cat surprised its owners by stowing away on the […]

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P Diddy has been arrested for allegedly threatening an American football coach with a kettlebell. The 45-year-old music mogul, who is now on bail, is said to have become embroiled in an altercation with strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi at UCLA’s training complex, allegedly swinging at him with a weight after criticising his 21-year-old […]

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He is best known for his part in Breaking Bad, but RJ Mitte has gone from model son to plain old model. Mitte, who played breakfast-loving Walt Jr in the hit television show, took part in Vivienne Westwood’s show during Milan fashion week. .@followVivienne #VivienneWestwood #milanfashionweek #mfw #shows #menswear thank u 4 having me! pic.twitter.com/r1OTnXW4Ir — RJ Mitte (@RjMitte) June […]

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Round of applause for Luke Mulholland. The Real Salt Lake midfielder fell victim to a heinous attack by the goalpost when attempting to head the ball off the goalline during his team’s MLS game against Sporting Kansas City. At least the woodwork also kept the ball out as the Englishman was sprawled on the turf, and Real went […]

11 years ago

Stonehenge is a popular destination for the Summer Solstice, but a pair of pranksters in Kent decided to create their own version closer to home. An uncanny (if much brighter) replica emerged in a car park in Maidstone, made up of about 30 fridge, with many residents having no idea where it came from. Often in […]

11 years ago

They mascot one hell of a good reason for this…

11 years ago

Pop-princess Kylie, by Dave Hogan

11 years ago

Putt Rory McIlroy sank an unbelievable 72-footer at the US Open Trainspotting Ewan McGregor is open to filming a sequel to the 1996 cult classic Crash Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso collided dramatically on the opening lap of Formula 1’s Austrian Grand Prix Mario A Norwegian man has finally completed a huge Super Mario rug, […]

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There was a bit of a scary moment at the Austrian GP on Sunday. Kimi Raikkonen and Fernando Alonso were involved in an alarming crash at the beginning of the race. The former Ferrari teammates collided during the opening lap with such force that Alonso’s McLaren ended up on top on top of Raikkonen’s car as […]

11 years ago

He’s back. As if he ever went away. Rory McIlroy had to make do with ninth place in the US Open but his powering final round of -4 was a little warning shot to the rest of his competitors that form is temporary. And, in his case, class is outrageous. The Northern Ireland native went […]

11 years ago

Benicio Del Toro rarely has trouble pulling out an eye-catching performance, and he looks to be on top form in Sicario. The trailer for the thriller, which also stars Emily Blunt and Josh Brolin, suggests we are in for a wonderfully tense spectacle when it hits cinemas in September. Directed by Denis Villeneuve, best known […]

11 years ago

We used to worry that video games took up a lot of our time, until we heard about 31-year-old Norwegian Kjetil Nordin. The Nintendo fan, who now lives in Denmark, spent more than six years recreating a Super Mario screenshot in rug form. To put things in perspective, Nordin was in his mid-20s when he started […]

11 years ago

It’s been one hell of a year for Chris Pratt, who celebrates his 36th birthday as the star of one of the world’s highest-grossing films of all time. The star of Jurassic World is one of the most popular actors around, both on and off screen. Whether he’s preemptively apologising for theoretical f**k-ups or absolutely […]

11 years ago

All the people…so many people…

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We struggle to solve a Rubik’s Cube in 40 minutes, let alone 40 seconds, and that’s without any added distractions. So it’s safe to say we were amazed when skydiver Guillermo Conde achieved just that, while falling to earth from a plane. The Spaniard knew he had to work quickly, as the challenge required him to […]

11 years ago

Students fed up with being held up behind slow-walkers glued to their phones will be pleased, if a little bemused, by the actions of one university. Utah Valley University, in the United States, has introduced separate lanes on staircases in one student building – one lane for walking, a second for running and the third […]

11 years ago

Here we go…

11 years ago

As festival season kicks off all over the UK, George Clooney has offered up a slice of summery goodness with the new advert for his tequila brand Casamigos. The drink, which is Spanish for ‘house of friends’, was launched by the actor in partnership with businessman Rande Gerber. This summer’s ad, called ‘House of Friends […]

11 years ago

Many of us have gone to our local drive-through restaurant to pick up a burger and chips or some fried chicken, but something has been missing. We’ve started to wonder if people have been eavesdropping on our conversations here at JOE towers, as the mythical drive-through Cornish pasty outlet we’ve been talking about for weeks […]

11 years ago

The 90s were a bit of a Blur…

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Manchester United fans will be grateful that the club signed winger Andreas Pereira to a new contract after he fired home a stunner for Brazil’s Under-20 side. The 19-year-old made his Premier League debut last season, and this solo effort against Serbia comes just weeks after he agreed a new three-year deal with Louis van […]

11 years ago

Hollywood actor Jake Gyllenhaal broke from the norm when presented with a chance to perform an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression in front of the man himself. The star of boxing film Southpaw joined Arnie on the sofa on a star-studded Graham Norton show, and all the guests had a go at emulating the terminator star. Most of […]

11 years ago

Matt Berry! Actor, comedian, writer, musician, Bafta-winner and all-round nice guy with the beard and the booming voice is JOE’s new Agony Uncle. Need advice on male problems delivered direct and to the heart? Just email your issue to hello@JOE.co.uk and Matt will answer the best letters. Here is his first instalment on alcoholism, flesh, tax fraud and beards […]

11 years ago

Take a look at Alex Turner and Miles Kane looking throwing shapes to The Strokes at Hyde Park. Dancing to the song Barely Legal, the frontmen lunged and sang the lyrics to one another in the crowd. The New York band, fronted by Julian Casablancas, wowed with an 18-song set for their headline performance on Thursday […]

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Homeboys…

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Bad cop, worse cop…

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Firm no…

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Sometimes when you’re watching a movie, a line just resonates with you and makes perfect sense… As long as that line isn’t ‘I ate his liver with some fava beans’, of course. This video is a compilation of a lot of film clips down through the ages, with each clip containing a quote pertaining to life that speaks […]

11 years ago

Casino Royale…

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Magnanimous-Rex…

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Cereal offender…

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If there’s one man who ought to be hyper-sensitive to a dinosaur threat, it’s Jurassic World leading man Chris Pratt. However, the actor was caught off-guard by this ingenious and terrifying prank involving a surprisingly realistic prehistoric creature. “You got me, man,” Pratt laughs, after Polish prankster Sylwester Wardega pulls off the stunt. The Parks and Recreation […]

11 years ago

Caffeine fix…

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Indiana Jones and Sweary Retort…

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Saraje-no…

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Rope-a-dope…

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Red or dead…

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Plug in and Pele…

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