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  • Donald Trump allegedly ‘wanted to access nuclear codes but was stopped’ by military general

    Donald Trump allegedly ‘wanted to access nuclear codes but was stopped’ by military general

    It comes amid concerns growing around the President’s erratic behaviour Donald Trump reportedly tried to access nuclear codes but was stopped by a US military general. The Mirror reports that Larry Johnson, a retired CIA analyst, told Judging Freedom on YouTube that Trump attempted to access nuclear codes during an emergency meeting on Saturday. Retired […]

    2 months ago

  • Europa League player undergoes life saving surgery after stabbing attack

    Europa League player undergoes life saving surgery after stabbing attack

    The attack occurred on Sunday. Alamara Djabi, a 19-year-old FC Midtjylland midfielder, has undergone life-saving surgery, after being stabbed during the early hours of Sunday morning, as reported in The Mirror and quoted by the Danish football club. According to reports, Djabi was the victim of an attack in the Danish city of Herning, and […]

    2 months ago

  • Shoppers praise ‘game changer’ hair trimmer for sensitive skin

    Shoppers praise ‘game changer’ hair trimmer for sensitive skin

    ‘The best on sensitive skin’ Shoppers are praising this hair trimmer that delivers the perfect shave – even in the most intimate areas. The body and intimate hair trimmer is from Gillette and it promises up to 0% nicks and cuts as well as being safe for sensitive skin and areas. The trimmer comes with […]

    2 months ago

  • Patrice Evra brands Theo Walcott a ‘menace to society’ over Arsenal PL claim

    Patrice Evra brands Theo Walcott a ‘menace to society’ over Arsenal PL claim

    “He should not be on TV” Patrice Evra did not mince his words, when responding to Theo Walcott’s claim that the current Arsenal side could have been better than the 2008 Manchester United team. Working as a pundit for Prime Video back in January, after the Gunners had become the first English side ever to […]

    2 months ago

  • Tsunami warning issued as major earthquake hits off coast of Japan

    Tsunami warning issued as major earthquake hits off coast of Japan

    BREAKING A tsunami warning has been issued after a major earthquake hit off the coast of Japan. Sky News reports that a wave as big as three metres could hit the country within the next half an hour. The earthquake was originally recorded as 7.3 magnitude on the seismic scale, but it has since been […]

    2 months ago

  • Woman, 22, given 18 months to live after vaping since age 15

    Woman, 22, given 18 months to live after vaping since age 15

    Doctors initially told her to not worry A woman who started vaping aged 15 has been given 18 months to live – after being diagnosed with lung cancer aged 21. Kayley Boda, 22, was getting through one 600-puff a week when she started coughing up a brown substance with “grainy bits” in it in January […]

    2 months ago

  • Chris Packham urges pet owners to consider making their dogs vegan

    Chris Packham urges pet owners to consider making their dogs vegan

    The nature presenter has two dogs of his own TV host Chris Packham has suggested pet owners to consider making their dogs vegan. Speaking to Nick Ferrari on LBC, he explained that one of his dogs, poodle Sid, saw improvements in his health after turning to plant-based dog food. The pooch‘s blood fat reduced by […]

    2 months ago

  • Reform’s Richard Tice reportedly failed to pay £100,000 in tax

    Reform’s Richard Tice reportedly failed to pay £100,000 in tax

    The Reform Deputy Leader has responded to reports Reform UK’s Deputy Leader Ricard Tice allegedly failed to pay £100,000 in corporation tax, according to reports in The Sunday Times. The outlet reports that Tice failed to pay tax on any profits made from of his four shell companies between 2020 and 2022. The shell companies […]

    2 months ago

  • Parenting influencer accidentally runs over 23-month-old son with her car

    Parenting influencer accidentally runs over 23-month-old son with her car

    She said it was the ‘worst day’ of her life Parenting influencer Kelly Hopton-Jones has accidentally run over her 23-month-old son with her car. The 36-year-old said she was taking her daughter Lily to get doughnuts before a dance performance, and that her husband, Brian, had planned to stay home with their 23-month-old Henry, before […]

    2 months ago

  • Celebrity arrested on suspicion of rape after attending Tyson Fury fight

    Celebrity arrested on suspicion of rape after attending Tyson Fury fight

    BREAKING A celebrity has been arrested on suspicion of rape after attending Tyson Fury’s fight against Russian boxer Arslanbek Makhmudov at Tottenhum Hotspur’s stadium last Saturday. The Sun reports that the unnamed star was arrested as he prepared to watch the fight from the VIP area. The man, who is in his 30s, was held […]

    2 months ago

  • Downton Abbey actress Nathalie Baye has died

    Downton Abbey actress Nathalie Baye has died

    Sad news The legendary French actress Nathalie Baye has sadly died aged 77 after a battle with dementia. Baye was huge in the French film scene, and was a four-time winner at the French version of the Oscars, the Césars. She also starred in English-language films, including Catch Me If You Can and Downton Abbey: […]

    2 months ago

  • North Korea launches ballistic missiles in latest weapons test

    North Korea launches ballistic missiles in latest weapons test

    It’s the country’s latest show of force North Korea has launched a fresh ballistic missile test, amid an increase in demonstrations since the start of the war in Iran. Ballistic missiles were fired into the sea from the east coast of the country early on Sunday morning (19 April). South Korea says the missiles were […]

    2 months ago

  • The weekend’s action: Follow all of the football as City host Arsenal

    The weekend’s action: Follow all of the football as City host Arsenal

    It’s the major fixture! The Premier League is back as we have a double-header of box-office fixtures to bring you on Saturday evening! First up, Tottenham Hotspur host Brighton as Roberto De Zerbi attempts to get one over his old club! Desperate for points and desperate for survival, Spurs currently sit two points above London […]

    2 months ago

  • Zayn Malik hospitalised as star gives health update and thanks cardiologist

    Zayn Malik hospitalised as star gives health update and thanks cardiologist

    He thanked doctors as well as his fans for their support Former One Direction member and music star Zayn Malik has been hospitalised as singer gave a health update and thanked a cardiologist. The singer revealed the news on his social media this evening (17 April) showing him hooked up to a number of machines […]

    2 months ago

  • BBC star Finnian Garbutt dies aged 28

    BBC star Finnian Garbutt dies aged 28

    Sad news BBC actor Finnian Garbutt has sadly died aged 28. The actor was best known for his role as constable Ryan Power in the BBC police drama Hope Street, which is filmed in Donaghadee, County Down. Garbutt was diagnosed with skin cancer four years ago, and spoke publicly about his treatment. In a statement […]

    2 months ago

  • Major retailer disappears from UK high street after closing all 137 stores

    Major retailer disappears from UK high street after closing all 137 stores

    The business employed around 1,200 people. A major retailer has disappeared from the UK high street after closing down all 137 stores. After falling into administration four months ago, it is the latest of a number of large retailers and businesses to have been struggling in the UK in recent times. Poundland, River Island, Claire’s, […]

    2 months ago

  • Two police officers charged after pregnant woman and unborn baby killed in crash

    Two police officers charged after pregnant woman and unborn baby killed in crash

    BREAKING Two police officers have been charged after a heavily pregnant woman and her unborn baby were killed in a fatal crash. PC Chris Johnson has been charged with causing death by dangerous driving and PC Danny Tomkins has been charged with dangerous driving. It comes after an investigation from the Independent Office for Police […]

    2 months ago

  • Woman left with ‘black teeth’ after spending £17k per year on vaping

    Woman left with ‘black teeth’ after spending £17k per year on vaping

    She wants to warn of the dangers A woman says vaping left her with two “black” front teeth – after she spent £17.2k on her nine year habit. Stacey Gardiner, 41, had never smoked before she began vaping in December 2017, and began using an electric vapes before swiftly changing to the disposable version when […]

    2 months ago

  • American YouTuber jailed in South Korea

    American YouTuber jailed in South Korea

    He has been handed a prison sentence An American livestreamer and YouTuber has been jailed in South Korea. Internet personality, Johnny Somali, caused controversy after kissing a statue representing World War Two sex slaves. He is the latest in a growing trend of influencer-type people causing public nuisance in the pursuit of virality. The 25-year-old, […]

    2 months ago

  • New cancer drug nearly doubles survival time for patients

    New cancer drug nearly doubles survival time for patients

    The company behind the drug says the results are “unprecedented” A new drug for pancreatic cancer nearly doubles survival time for patients compared to those treated with just chemotherapy, according to a medicine company. Pancreatic cancer has one of the worst survival rates of cancer globally, with around 13 per cent of patients surviving for […]

    2 months ago

  • RAF jets scrambled after ‘suspected Russian bomber’ approaching UK

    RAF jets scrambled after ‘suspected Russian bomber’ approaching UK

    The latest Russian foray into foreign territory RAF jets were scrambled after a “suspected Russian bomber” approached the UK. Fighter jets in the Royal Air Force were scrambled after a suspected Russian long-range bomber was spotted near UK airspace yesterday. Two Typhoon fighter jet left the Scottish base of RAF Lossiemouth while a Voyager refueller […]

    2 months ago

  • Katy Perry being investigated by police over sexual assault allegations

    Katy Perry being investigated by police over sexual assault allegations

    A spokesperson for Perry denied the claims as “dangerous and reckless lies.” Katy Perry is being investigated by police after Ruby Rose accused her of sexual assault. Rose, an actress best known for the show ‘Orange is the New Black’, made the allegation in a series of posts on Threads on Sunday, 12 April. Rose, […]

    2 months ago

  • Clavicular rushed to hospital after suspected overdose on livestream

    Clavicular rushed to hospital after suspected overdose on livestream

    BREAKING Looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular has been rushed to hospital after suffering a suspected overdose in Miami. The Hollywood Reporter says that Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters, is in a “stable condition”. The controversial streamer had been on a livestream on Kick on Tuesday (14 April) before the feed was cut suddenly. Fans became […]

    2 months ago

  • National Lottery to launch billion-pound jackpot in huge shakeup

    National Lottery to launch billion-pound jackpot in huge shakeup

    Serious money The National Lottery are set to launch a billion-pound jackpot in a huge shakeup that will see two new game formats launched. National Lottery operator, Allywn, announced today that, from this summer, the “biggest ever change” to Lotto would be on the way and as well as the launch of a “UK-specific version of […]

    2 months ago

  • Large emergency response in major UK city centre

    Large emergency response in major UK city centre

    Police have released a statement. A large emergency response attended a scene on the waterfront in Liverpool city centre this afternoon. Emergency services were called to Mann Island, near The Strand, with the Liverpool Echo reporting that a number of emergency vehicles attending the scene. Reports say that a large cordon is in place and […]

    2 months ago

  • Most popular holiday reads revealed as ‘book jacket’ launched

    Most popular holiday reads revealed as ‘book jacket’ launched

    Holiday season is nearly here… How’s this for a book jacket – a ‘novel coat’ has been launched to help travellers who want to take their beach reads on holiday. Modelled by Sunday Times Best Seller and TV personality, Charlotte Crosby, the unusual outerwear has a total of 12 compartments on the front and the […]

    2 months ago

  • Grammy and Emmy winning singer dies as tributes pour in

    Grammy and Emmy winning singer dies as tributes pour in

    Heartbreaking news just in. The Irish singer, Moya Brennan, who was best known as the singer of Clannad, has died at the age of 73. Brennan, who was the eldest of nine children, came to prominence when she began performing with her family in Clannad in 1970. Clannad found chat success with the theme of […]

    2 months ago

  • Israel accuses Spain of antisemitism after town burn effigy of Benjamin Netanyahu

    Israel accuses Spain of antisemitism after town burn effigy of Benjamin Netanyahu

    Hundreds gathered at the event Israel has accused Spain of antisemitism after an event which saw an effigy of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu burned in front of hundreds of people. Israel and Spain haven’t exactly been seeing eye-to-eye in recent times, with Spanish Prime Minister Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez being one of Israel’s biggest […]

    2 months ago

  • Plane takes off without 100 passengers because of ‘post-Brexit border checks’

    Plane takes off without 100 passengers because of ‘post-Brexit border checks’

    Only a small number boarded the flight. Over 100 passengers were left stranded abroad after their plane took off without them due to “post-Brexit border checks”. Heavy delays were incurred due to the full introduction of the EU’s new Entry/Exit System (EES) which meant not all passengers could be processed in time to board their […]

    2 months ago

  • How to watch Liverpool v PSG for free

    How to watch Liverpool v PSG for free

    Liverpool have it all to do! This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. It’s a huge Champions League week, with the last 8 second legs taking place, including Liverpool v Paris Saint Germain. On Tuesday, there are two clashes, as there are on Wednesday too. When […]

    2 months ago

  • Symptoms of Graves’ disease as Erin Moriarty says she dismissed signs as stress

    Symptoms of Graves’ disease as Erin Moriarty says she dismissed signs as stress

    “Don’t ‘suck it up’ and transcend suffering; you deserve to be comfy.” Actress Erin Moriarty has opened up about her Graves’ disease diagnosis, and said that she initially dismissed her symptoms. Moriarty is best known for her work in The Boys, as well as notable roles in Jessica Jones and True Detective. In 2025, the […]

    2 months ago

  • Apple AirPods 3 slashed to less than £80 in limited time deal

    Apple AirPods 3 slashed to less than £80 in limited time deal

    You can save a huge 44% on the AirPods A ‘fantastic’ pair of AirPods have dropped to one of its lowest price ever as part of a limited time deal. The Apple AirPods 3rd Gen are currently priced at just £79 as part of the deal from Wowcher. Usually priced at £139.95, the headphones have […]

    2 months ago

  • ‘I was diagnosed with cancer caused by having oral sex decades ago’

    ‘I was diagnosed with cancer caused by having oral sex decades ago’

    He’s urging anyone with symptoms to go for a check up A dad who blamed his sore throat on dust from gym renovation work was horrified to discover it was throat cancer – caused by ‘oral sex’. Jeff Bradford had a tickly throat and, believing it was triggered by dust from the rafters of his gym, […]

    2 months ago

  • Coronation Street star Angela Pleasence dies

    Coronation Street star Angela Pleasence dies

    She also appeared in Casualty and Doctor Who among other shows Coronation Street star Angela Pleasence has died aged 84. Pleasence, from Chapeltown in Sheffield had a long career which saw her appear in a number of popular TV shows including Coronation Street, the Bill, The possessed, The Expert, Casualty and Doctor Who. She was […]

    2 months ago

  • Noise cancelling headphones that rival Apple drop to less than £10

    Noise cancelling headphones that rival Apple drop to less than £10

    The headphones are similar to Apple without the price tag Shoppers are rushing to snap up a pair of noise cancelling headphones that have been slashed to less than £10. The popular pair of overhead earphones from Obero have dropped to just £6.49 as part of a deal on Wowcher. They’re designed to be lightweight […]

    2 months ago

  • Legendary couple from Love on the Spectrum break up after five years together

    Legendary couple from Love on the Spectrum break up after five years together

    Fans can’t believe it One of the most beloved reality TV couples ever have split up, according to reports. Abbey Romeo, 27, and David Isaacman, 31, met on dating show Love on the Spectrum five years ago, but have reportedly now called a day on their relationship. Abbey and David met on Season 1 of […]

    2 months ago

  • Move aside, Martin Lewis, we’re a nation of money saving experts now

    Move aside, Martin Lewis, we’re a nation of money saving experts now

    As they say, a penny saved is a penny earned Martin Lewis’s long-held monopoly on money-saving wisdom could be starting to slip, as Brits become increasingly savvy about their spending in everyday life. New research suggests millions of us are now thinking more carefully about where our money goes – swapping impulse buys for price […]

    2 months ago

  • The 2026 Aintree Grand National live hub

    The 2026 Aintree Grand National live hub

    Horse racing’s most celebrated race! We are back for another year at Aintree! The festival itself kicks off today, April 9, with Ladies Day tomorrow, and the Grand National on Saturday. Follow our live hub blog below for all of the action.

    2 months ago

  • Man becomes father after having four inches of penis amputated

    Man becomes father after having four inches of penis amputated

    He was diagnosed with penile cancer in 2019 A bloke nicknamed ‘Stumpy’ by pals after having half his penis removed due to cancer managed to become a dad – even after having four inches amputated. Steven Hamill feared the worst when he was originally diagnosed with penile cancer but after undergoing a partial penectomy he’s […]

    2 months ago

  • Defence secretary reveals Putin’s ‘failed operation’ in sea north of UK

    Defence secretary reveals Putin’s ‘failed operation’ in sea north of UK

    BREAKING Defence secretary John Healey has revealed a month-long operation by British forces against Russian spy submarines in seas to the north of the UK. Speaking to reporters, Healey revealed the UK and allies tracked a Russian attack submarine and two spy subs in the North Atlantic, close to vital cable and pipeline infrastructure. A […]

    2 months ago

  • Automatic registration for US military draft to begin later this year

    Automatic registration for US military draft to begin later this year

    The US has not had a military draft since the Vietnam War The US military is to automatically enrol men who are eligible to fight into the military draft pool from December this year. Most men aged between 18 and 15 are already required to register with the Selective Service System (SSS), but the new proposals […]

    2 months ago

  • Brits’ top ten slang terms for testicles revealed

    Brits’ top ten slang terms for testicles revealed

    It’s time to talk about your gonads! Britain is a nation rich in nicknames – and when it comes to testicles, there’s no shortage of colourful language. From “bollocks” and “nuts” to “plums”, “knackers” and even “crown jewels”, men are far more comfortable joking about them than talking about their health. New research reveals that […]

    2 months ago

  • Coronation Street actor Paul Seed dies

    Coronation Street actor Paul Seed dies

    He also won a Bafta Coronation Street actor and Bafta-winning director Paul Seed has died aged 78. Starting out his career as an actor, Seed would go on to direct a number of dramas. These include the likes of the BBC’s House of Cards, Lark Rise to Candleford and Doc Martin. He is also well-known […]

    2 months ago

  • Jermain Defoe’s ex-team mate reacts hilariously to thought of him being a manager

    Jermain Defoe’s ex-team mate reacts hilariously to thought of him being a manager

    Spoken like a true mate! When former England striker Jermain Defoe was appointed manager of non-league Woking at the end of March, more than a few eyebrows were raised. Defoe, who scored 305 goals in 763 senior appearances and 20 goals in 57 England caps, retired from football in 2022. The 43-year-old worked in the […]

    2 months ago

  • Brits are putting mint sauce on their fry ups, curries and even on ice cream

    Brits are putting mint sauce on their fry ups, curries and even on ice cream

    What is wrong with people! There are some food combinations that are meant to be – fish and chips, beans on toast etc – some food combinations that shouldn’t work but do – sweet and salty popcorn, apple with cheese etc – and some food combinations that are just plain wrong. Pineapple on pizza set […]

    2 months ago