
David Beckham to star in Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur movie
Sir David of Beckham…
12 years ago
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David Beckham to star in Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur movie
Sir David of Beckham…
12 years ago

Sex in space? It was always humanity’s destiny…
Space: The final frontier. The great beyond. The cause of endless questions about humanity’s destiny. And now, the potential setting for a new Pornhub film. Ever since we first catapulted that poor mutt Laika and a sh*t-load of monkeys into orbit back in the mid-20th century, humans have wanted to know if they could do it […]
12 years ago

Bart dismisses Simpsons rumour that Homer and Marge are set to split
Despite talk of a renegade Simpsons plot to split up Homer and Marge, it seems the cartoon couple are not separating after all. The show’s creators moved to quash the rumours on Twitter – via the medium of Bart writing blackboard lines – after producer Al Jean had previously revealed plans for the shock split. […]
12 years ago

Video: A cappella version of Jurassic Park theme will go down in (pre-) history
Watch us T-Rex the mic…
12 years ago

Thor actor Hemsworth joins Ghostbusters cast
Who ya gonna call?
12 years ago

The 100 most iconic movie lines of all time
Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit YouTube…
12 years ago

Pic: The most dangerous jobs in the world revealed
Black-eye Friday…
12 years ago

Pic: There’s a very famous goal celebration in the next edition of PES
Konami have a go if you think you’re hard enough…
12 years ago

Mike Tyson faces his toughest fight yet – unboxing a toy
Unwrap like a bee…
12 years ago

Lionel Messi to stand trial for tax fraud
Messi business..
12 years ago

Video: Bond fans see more of 007 in extended trailer
We weren’t ex-Spectre-ing that…
12 years ago

The Simpsons’ creators go renegade as now Homer and Marge are set to break-up
First we get the news Bart Simpson will be executed by maniac Sideshow Bob in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons – now it is revealed Homer has his eye turned. Together since the sitcom started in 1989, Homer and Marge Simpson are one of TV’s longest and most solid couples – but not for […]
12 years ago

Video: Kevin Pietersen battles Chris Gayle for title of ‘Biggest Hitter’ in cricket
For cricketers Kevin Pietersen and Chris Gayle, everything is a competition. The off-field friends couldn’t wait for the start of the Caribbean Premier League to take each other on, first choosing to put their big hitting to the test. The ‘Big Six Challenge’ sees the England outcast go toe-to-toe with the West Indies opener to see who […]
12 years ago

Report: Iker Casillas comes off his line for David de Gea
Lots of glove, Iker…
12 years ago

Ravel Morrison reveals ambition to take West Ham into the Champions League…as manager
The West Ham board must be frantically checking for a cancellation clause in Slaven Bilic’s contract after Ravel Morrison revealed his ambition to return to the club as manager. The wayward midfielder was released by the Hammers in February, and is set to be confirmed as a Lazio player in the near future. But it seems Morrison doesn’t […]
12 years ago

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells 16-year-old opponent: ‘Grow up’
After working his way through various forms of physical attacks on opponents, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has moved on to verbal chiding. The PSG striker, who in the past has been sanctioned for kicks, punches, stamps and headbutts, has changed tack especially for Real Madrid starlet Martin Odegaard after the pair met in Sweden’s draw with Norway. According […]
12 years ago

Bad Boys 3 could become a reality with A-Team director in the frame
Bad news is good news…
12 years ago

Friendly football fans just hope everyone has fun
We hope football is the winner…
12 years ago

Jurgen Klopp tempts Liverpool with world’s most obvious come-and-get-me plea
Different managers have different styles. While some play hard-to-get in negotiations, others know that sometimes it doesn’t hurt to lay it on a bit thick. Jurgen Klopp has been linked with a few clubs since announcing that he would be leaving Borussia Dortmund, but one club seems top of his list. See if you can […]
12 years ago

Karim Benzema mingling with A-listers while rumours of a move to England continue
If you’re reading this it’s too late…
12 years ago

Photo: Stunning thunderstorm brings Bangkok to standstill
A photographer has captured the moment that a dazzling burst of lightning ripped through the Thai capital Bangkok. Johan Georget posted the picture, showing the electrical storm illuminating the night sky. A blaze of light can be seen flickering between skyscrapers to create a phenomenal image shared around the world. Traffic flowed, neons glowed. Suddenly, a […]
12 years ago

Trailer: First look at the final chapter in the Hunger Games series
Hungry for more…
12 years ago

Trailer: Scream the TV series is coming for you
She’s a screamer…
12 years ago

5-Word News: Clarkson, iPhone, Punk, Terminator, Hazard
Clarkson Top Gear is set to make a brief return while Jeremy Clarkson will appear on the TFI Friday special… iPhone The release date for the new iPhone 7 has been leaked… Punk APR in the UK: Punk is officially dead as Sex Pistols get their own credit cards… Terminator James Cameron gives his seal of approval to […]
12 years ago

Lionel Messi tops the list of Europe’s 100 most valuable footballers with Eden Hazard in second
The summer transfer window is yet to get in full swing, but we’re fairly certain a host of Premier League clubs will pursue a prudent policy of developing young talent splurge lots of cash on some of the best players around. The JOE team would argue it’s pretty much impossible to put a price on the god-like talent […]
12 years ago

Newspaper headline fail lands journalist in deep water…
What’s that word beginning with ‘A’ to describe someone who’s equally adept with both hands… A… A… Aaaa… Amphibious! It didn’t take long for Twitter to correct the East Oregonian’s embarrassing mistake in their report on ambidextrous pitcher Pat Venditte, which presumably left one sub-editor with a bright red face. Oops. Favorite headline of week. He […]
12 years ago

Video: James Cameron gives his seal of approval to Terminator: Genisys
James Cameron has told fans to look forward to the release of Terminator: Genisys, which he considers to be the ‘third film’ in the blockbuster franchise. Cameron, who first brought The Terminator to cinemas in 1984 and returned with Terminator 2: Judgment Day in 1991, has previously said that the first two movies “told the story” in […]
12 years ago

Top Gear to make brief return while Clarkson will appear on TFI Friday special
Top Gear has been off the road since March following Jeremy Clarkson’s, erm, ‘disagreement’ with one of the show’s producers, but a brief return is on the way. BBC2 have announced that a one-off Top Gear special will soon be aired, featuring unseen filming from the most recent series. In a brief press release, the Beeb […]
12 years ago

Release date for the new ‘iPhone 7’ leaked
iSpy with my little eye…
12 years ago

Video: Liverpool new-boy Danny Ings was top of the class on Soccer AM
Ings can only get better…
12 years ago

Marvel releases new Ant-Man teaser ahead of IMAX sneak peek
Everything’s smaller as far as Marvel superhero Ant-Man is concerned, and that includes the latest teaser for the upcoming movie. The summer blockbuster, starring Paul Rudd, is coming to IMAX with a six-minute sneak peek set to debut ahead of opening-night screenings of Jurassic World. However Marvel have already released a short 15-second teaser, which will […]
12 years ago

FIFA film makes £400 in opening weekend: Here’s what that could buy you
We’re no experts on film financing, but less than £400 on an opening weekend seems low. That’s the total which United Passions, the movie about (and heavily financed by) FIFA made in its opening weekend in American cinemas. Not £400m. Not £400,000. Four hundred pounds (or £395.98 if we’re being precise). And that was despite Tim […]
12 years ago

He had one job! Internet-famous dinosaur supervisor returns for Jurassic World
After the backlash that followed his involvement in Jurassic Park, we can expect Phil Tippett to be more vigilant this time around. The ‘dinosaur supervisor’, who unwittingly became an internet meme after the 1993 film, has returned to the crew for sequel Jurassic World. https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/376791846296776705 In an interview with Wired UK, director Colin Trevorrow said […]
12 years ago

The New Pacquiao? Filipino boxer knocks out opponent inside two rounds
He Pacs a punch…
12 years ago

Video: True Detective has two incredible new trailers
Less than two weeks to wait. Isn’t it awesome that just as Game of Thrones ends for another year, True Detective returns to fill the void with its much anticipated second season? Much like the earlier trailers for Nic Pizzolatto’s crime drama, there are few spoilers but Colin Farrell takes centre stage. The big reveal […]
12 years ago

Bart Simpson to be executed by nemesis Sideshow Bob
After 25 years of dicing with death, Bart Simpson will be killed off by Sideshow Bob. Our favourite cartoon schoolboy will fall victim to a fiendish plan by his arch rival, played by actor Kelsey Grammer, in an upcoming episode due to air in the autumn. The reason for finally ending Bart’s life is because the show’s […]
12 years ago

Video: Skateboarders film X Games course in awesome GoPro footage
It’s like something straight out of a video game… Skateboarders Leticia Bufoni and Curren Caples got down to Austin a little early ahead of this year’s X Games, and decided to have some fun. Using GoPro cameras, the pair gave a first-person tour of this year’s skateboard street course, and it makes for a great spectacle. […]
12 years ago

Norway celebrate with selfie after Women’s World Cup goal
Norway did they just do that…
12 years ago

Video: Jake Gyllenhaal has seriously beefed up for boxing movie Southpaw
If you’re a fan of Jake Gyllenhaal and gritty fight movies then Southpaw is sure to be right up your alley. Southpaw is the story of Billy “The Great” Hope, Junior Middleweight Boxing Champion of the World. When tragedy strikes and he loses it all, Billy enters the battle of his life as he struggles […]
12 years ago

Video: Aguero scores hat-trick as Argentina look ominous in Copa America warm-up
They might have been without Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez, but that didn’t matter for a rampant Argentina side in their latest Copa America warm-up game. Sergio Aguero scored a composed hat-trick for the pre-tournament favourites, while Manchester United’s Angel Di Maria scored the other two in a 5-0 demolition of Bolivia. With Tevez and […]
12 years ago

Irish student spoofs his way into Champions League final
Our hats are off to Anraoi Rooney, who managed to blag his way into last night’s Champions League final in Berlin. Rooney, a student from Dublin, went interrailing four weeks ago and decided to stop off in Berlin for the biggest night in European football. He uses the medium of Snapchat to show how he bypassed […]
12 years ago

JOE’s 5-Word News: Champions, Shawshank, Ukulele, Spielberg, Toronto
Champions Barcelona lifted the Champions League trophy after a close-fought 2-1 win over Juventus Shawshank Two American inmates escaped from a maximum security prison with a Shawshank Redemption-style plot Ukulele Inspired by Mad Max: Fury Road, one man created an improvised flamethrower ukulele Spielberg Get a first look at the iconic director’s spy film Bridge of Spies, starring […]
12 years ago

Video: Former Juventus playmaker stuns MLS with wonder-strike
As Juventus were running Barcelona close in the Champions League final, one of their former players was pulling the strings for his new club in some style. Sebastian Giovinco played more than 100 games for the Bianconeri before leaving in January for MLS side Toronto FC, and he has already won over the fans in […]
12 years ago

Video: Mad Max fan makes flamethrower ukulele
If, like us, you were blown away by the flamethrower guitar scene in Mad Max: Fury Road, this could be for you. As awesome as creating your own flamethrower guitar might seem, it also strikes us as being really difficult. What’s not so tricky is making a flamethrower ukulele. That’s right, a ukulele. One man […]
12 years ago

American inmates launch Shawshank-style prison break
Two convicted murderers became the first men to ever escape from a 150-year-old maximum security prison, thanks to a Shawshank Redemption-style escape. Richard Matt and David Sweat made their way out of the Clinton Correctional Facility, in New York State, by drilling a hole through a wall and navigating their way through the building’s sewer tunnels. A […]
12 years ago

Drunk man tries to fly-kick a punch power machine – it doesn’t end well…
0% strength…
12 years ago

Trailer: Tom Hanks stars in new Spielberg spy thriller
I Spies…
12 years ago

Python venom: John Cleese takes down Piers Morgan via Twitter
We think he got away with it…
12 years ago

Vine: Ed Miliband gets sweary support on daytime TV
This is a little harder-hitting than some of the Milifandom stuff that did the rounds before the election… BBC lunchtime show The Daily Politics welcomed the creator of the ‘Cool Ed Miliband’ phenomenon, and it’s safe to say things got emotional. Speaking about the former Labour leader’s integrity, the guest insisted that Miliband is “too […]
12 years ago

Kate Moss kicked Andrew Marr out of his chair
Andrew Marr has spent years grilling politicians and making heads of states squirm in their seat – but it was Kate Moss who booted him out of his. The broadcaster has revealed the supermodel demanded he move from his seat sitting outside a cafe and even “slightly pushed” him. Marr, 55, told The Evening Standard: […]
12 years ago