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No question…
11 years ago
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The next James Bond must be Daniel, says 007 producer Barbara Broccoli
No question…
11 years ago

These are the ten most highly valued sports stars in the world
They earn a tidy bit of cash
11 years ago

Barcelona are just as good as you’d expect at piggy-in-the-middle (Video)
Even Luis Suarez can’t get the ball back
11 years ago

You might be able to cure hangover headaches with relaxing music
Try this…
11 years ago

Danny Dyer’s James Bond voiceovers are very funny indeed (Video)
He’s still a prized eejit, though
11 years ago

This Tragi-comic Mourinho mashup will *almost* make you feel sorry for him (Video)
Poor Mou…
11 years ago

Rapper embarrasses himself on Twitter with cringeworthy exchange
On Sunday, American rapper A$AP Ferg announced that his next album will be called ‘Always Strive and Prosper’. Another way of describing the follow up to his 2013 debut LP Trap Lord would be to call it a forthcoming album. Because ‘forthcoming’ obviously means ‘coming next’ or ‘imminent’. We all know that, right? Wrong. It seems A$AP is unaware of the definition […]
11 years ago

FA charge Jose Mourinho with misconduct following West Ham farce
No way Jose…
11 years ago

Radiohead wins the best album of the 90s title
Paranoid Android…
11 years ago

Watch the world premiere of the new James Bond film SPECTRE here
Exclusive live stream…
11 years ago

Aston Villa fans have their say on who should replace Tim Sherwood
Tim Sherwood’s upholstered Aston Villa hotseat isn’t even cold yet, and there is rampant speculation as to who should replace him at Villa Park. The current favourite – according to reports anyway – seems to be former Lyon boss Remi Garde. But what do the fans think of his prospective appointment, or the other contenders for […]
11 years ago

How Ed Sheeran helped his friend out of financial difficulty
Be our friend, Ed
11 years ago

The UFC released this cheeky teaser for McGregor-Aldo during UFC Dublin
Tell us you’re not excited for this?
11 years ago

A whole town in Canada celebrated Christmas two months early for one little boy
Amazing stuff…
11 years ago

The mystery behind this weird new iPhone emoji has been solved
This is what the eye speech bubble means…
11 years ago

Bayern Munich stars are better at shoulder passes than most players are at regular passes (Video)
“Watch this!”
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher’s description of Liverpool’s play won’t please Jurgen Klopp (Video)
Was it that bad?
11 years ago

Sensational Adam Ashley Cooper hat-trick sends Australia to World Cup final
Some man for one man
11 years ago

Still no Sturridge as Jurgen Klopp names unchanged Liverpool side to face Southampton
Big names on bench
11 years ago

Former Arsenal midfielder in ‘advanced talks’ to replace Tim Sherwood at Aston Villa
Didn’t see this coming
11 years ago

Manchester derby line-ups announced – Mata and Kompany return
These are the starting line-ups of both Manchester United and Manchester City that will contest the 170th Manchester derby. #mufc XI: De Gea; Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Rojo; Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin, Herrera; Mata, Rooney, Martial. pic.twitter.com/PGURTTYAzc — Manchester United (@ManUtd) October 25, 2015 City XI: Hart, Sagna, Kompany (C), Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernando, Fernandinho, Toure, Sterling, De Bruyne, […]
11 years ago

French media turn on ‘disappointing’ Angel Di Maria
Fallen Angel…
11 years ago

Ronaldo produces his worst ever dives against Celta Vigo (Videos)
Roll-naldo…
11 years ago

Some very exciting details of the upcoming Harry Potter play have been confirmed…
We can’t wait
11 years ago

Utterly priceless snap of Jose Mourinho in West Ham box as Andy Carroll heads winner
Where’s Jose?
11 years ago

Cruel internet revels in Jose Mourinho’s misery after another defeat
Poor Jose…
11 years ago

Livid Mourinho tries to enter the referee’s room and is sent off
Room service…
11 years ago

Why Arsenal are pretty much guaranteed to beat Everton
Ominous…
11 years ago

The teams are in for the 3pm Premier League kick-offs
D-day for Sherwood?
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney’s son appears to have switched footballing allegiances ahead of El Clasico
It was just a few weeks ago that young Kai Rooney – Wayne Rooney’s eldest son – made a special trip to Barcelona. While in Catalunya, the youngster was pictured wearing full Barcelona kit alongside Neymar, Luis Suarez, Gerard Pique and Lionel Messi. Brilliant weekend in Barcelona!! Thanks @3gerardpique , Kai had the best time ever and […]
11 years ago

English football is ready to welcome gay players, according to campaigners
Hitzlsperger still out on his own
11 years ago

McDonald’s are ringing the changes, and sales are going through the roof
McDonald’s Egg McMuffin has been in demand in recent months, with sales going through the roof. And it’s now been revealed that the soaring sales are down to one simple change. According to a report in The Mirror, the fast-food giants have stopped using margarine on the breakfast favourite, and have started to use butter instead. […]
11 years ago

Rory MacDonald drops major hint that another P4P great is returning to the UFC
Reeling back
11 years ago

Noel Gallagher slags Guardians of the Galaxy star over Tottenham allegiance (Video)
1-0 to the City fan
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney birthday celebration pics reveal the present that everyone knew he was getting (Pics)
Wayne Rooney turns 30 years of age today, and wife Coleen has taken to social media to share an insight into the England captain’s big day. Happy 30th Birthday. We love you xx pic.twitter.com/Pi0AybVE7q — Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 24, 2015 She followed the above tweet with one which showing Rooney opening his presents alongside […]
11 years ago

Loyal dog found lying in the road where owner was killed (Pics)
Heartbreaking
11 years ago

Mario Balotelli denies claims that he posted naked pictures of ex-partner
Mario Balotelli has been accused of posting naked pictures of an ex-partner online. The Italian striker has already been in the spotlight this week after a light-hearted post about the Manchester derby, but has now been forced to deny the claims. “My client has been left severely traumatised,” the woman’s representative is quoted as saying. “She […]
11 years ago

Once-top-secret letter warns of Russia’s plot to nuke London
A once-top secret letter released by National Archives outlines a plan by Russia to drop nuclear bombs on London. Don’t panic too much though, this isn’t recent news. As revealed by a report in The Mirror, the letter was penned by a British atomic bomb expert named William Penney in 1954 and warned Edwin Plowden, chairman […]
11 years ago

HBO confirm the fate of a certain Game of Thrones character
Spoiler alert
11 years ago

Carlos Tevez sent into orbit by crunching challenge (Video)
Ball-winner
11 years ago

England player and other Premier League star set to come out as gay
Two Premier League footballers – one an England international – are set to become the first top flight players to publicly come out as gay, according to a report in The Mirror. The two players, unnamed at this point, have reportedly told friends and family of their decision and are receiving support from their clubs and the Football […]
11 years ago

Lionel Richie holds brief telephone conversation with Adele in the most predictable video mashup of the year
There was never any doubt that this would happen. As Adele released new single, Hello, plenty of people spotted the similarity between its opening and a Lionel Richie classic of the same name. Within hours, the most predictable but childishly amusing music mash up of the year had been created, making it look as if […]
11 years ago

Victor Valdes would like to leave Manchester United for a rival Premier League club, claims representative
Incredibly, Victor Valdes is still officially a Manchester United player. Despite a high-profile falling out with manager Louis van Gaal over the summer, the former Barcelona goalkeeper remains at Old Trafford where he is said to be training alone and away from the rest of the first team squad. With Valdes keen to (finally) leave […]
11 years ago

Liverpool fans beginning to realise poor results not all because of Brendan Rodgers
Liverpool players need to start taking responsibility
11 years ago

Arguably the greatest UFC fighter ever is back
He’s back
11 years ago

Samir Nasri Q&A session takes weird turn as he tries to lick his elbow (Video)
Some will have you believe that as a general rule, footballers aren’t the brightest. Of course, that’s certainly not the case with all of them, but incidents like this from Samir Nasri don’t help the stereotype. In a bizarre questions and answers session on Manchester City’s YouTube channel, the Frenchman is asked a string of […]
11 years ago