Well this doesn’t feel good

6 years ago

OOF! Take. Our. Money. If anything this is even better than Nigeria’s record-breaking previous home kit, which boasted 3 million orders just in pre-sales.

6 years ago

If you want an extra sausage, that’ll be a fiver Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been widely mocked online for charging £19 for a full English breakfast. On Sunday, Ramsay tweeted announcing the breakfast that will be available at London’s swanky Savoy Grill. “The most amazing Full English…. can’t wait for you to try it […]

6 years ago

Fair play to Jurgen Klopp for bringing up ‘Spygate’. Whether he’s still laughing on Saturday evening after facing Bielsa’s Leeds United remains to be seen

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Following developments on Friday morning at their Carrington training complex, it now looks likely that Manchester United are selling the duo

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To celebrate the launch of the new Umbro England kit, JOE have teamed up with Umbro to giveaway 2 shirts. Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must tag a friend to be in with a chance of winning a shirt for the entrant and their tagged friend. Entrants must follow […]

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JOE FOOTBALL PRIZE DRAW T&C’s  Terms and Conditions The JOE Football Prize Draw will run between 4th September – 18th September 2020. The JOE Football Prize Draw offers individuals who complete the FootballJOE survey, available to access via https://joefans.typeform.com/to/ZHaxp2oM, a chance to win 1 x £100 Amazon Voucher by submitting their email address. In order […]

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Win a copy of Dylan Harley’s new book, The Hurt Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Instagram entrants must like the post and comment. Entrants must follow @RugbyJOE on Instagram The competition opens at 3pm today (10.09.2020) and close at midnight on Sunday 13th September. (GMT). 3x winners will be chosen. Each winner will […]

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The ‘generational talent’ of Italian football is available for as little as £35m, but Manchester United being Manchester United, they’ve moved too late.

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He warned that electing Biden would “demolish” the American dream As riots continue across the country and black men and women continue to killed by police, US President Donald Trump has said that Joe Biden would bring chaos to US cities and cause a wave of socialism across the US if he was elected. In […]

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This is class from West Ham United. The gold detailing is a beautiful touch whilst the blacked out lettering really makes the gold pop

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All the talk has been about Manchester City so far, and Messi joining his former manager Pep Guardiola at the Etihad, but this would be an enticing prospect

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The singer was diagnosed earlier this year Sarah Harding, a former member of pop group Girls Aloud, has confirmed that she is suffering from advanced breast cancer which has spread to “other parts” of her body. The singer revealed that she had been diagnosed earlier this year, before being told weeks ago that it had […]

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We’re used to Japan’s experimental designs, but this is a thing of absolute beauty. Hang it in the Louvre. Wear it to a wedding. Take our money

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Blimey. Is this just a jubilant player harmlessly enjoying a bit of banter or should he have a bit more respect for teary-eyed losers?

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Oof. Talk about fresh. The best looking kit in Glasgow this season? ?

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What does it feel like to win a Champions League? Former Marseille, AC Milan and Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly looks back at winning the UEFA Champions League twice. As an integral part of Milan’s 1994 UEFA Champions League winning team which demolished Barcelona 4-0 in the final, Desailly credits the success to the support he […]

6 years ago

Take the test to decide which club Lionel Messi will be leaving Barcelona for. Choose wisely – the destiny of the greatest player of all time is at stake.

6 years ago

You can’t go to the stadium but what better way to enjoy the pinnacle of football than going to a drive-in to watch the Champions League final

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Prize details: 1x night stay for two people in the Pennyhill Park Hotel (London Rd, Bagshot GU19 5EU) on Sunday 23rdAugust 2020 Terms and Conditions Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE […]

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Next time it will be a “red card” Celtic and Aberdeen’s fixtures this week are expected to be postponed after players from both clubs broke Scotland Covid-19 lockdown rules. Scotland First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said fans should “not expect to see Aberdeen or Celtic play this week” in a statement that warned of more severe […]

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Prize details: 1x signed UEFA Champions League shirt (team TBC) 50x Hotels.com 20% off discount vouchers Terms and Conditions 1. Entrants may enter on either JOE’s Twitter or Instagram platforms. 2. To enter the competition entrants must reply to either the competition tweet @FootballJOE Twitter or the competition post on @FootballJOE Instagram saying which team […]

6 years ago

EA Sports have made a lot of subtle changes to the gameplay for the latest edition of FIFA, and it feels like it’s going to be a much better game

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Live updates on every big transfer across Europe this transfer window as players such as Jadon Sancho and Kai Havertz edge closer to the Premier League

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Good news for all you Peri-PeriHeads out there Nando’s, the almost religiously loved supplier of spicy chicken, has announced that it is reopening 92 locations for dining in, bringing the total of locations now open for eating in to 102. Fans of the flavour purveyors in London, Manchester, Reading, Leeds, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Coventry, Sheffield and […]

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Aston Villa don’t count, by the way They’ve dropped down once, got back up last season and survived since. Only the clubs who have gone up and down matter in this one and, in the history of the Premier League since 1992/93, 25 teams have yo-yo’d and dropped out of the English top flight at […]

6 years ago

Everyone loves a bit of slang One of the most beautiful things about this world in which we live is that each and every single area of the earth inhabited by people has its own, uniquely distinct slang. We’ve already looked at Irish slang, as well as tried to help you learn a little bit […]

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After 10 years, Silva has left City When David Silva joined Manchester City in the summer of 2010, the club was on the beginning of a journey. Recently taken over by Sheikh Mansour and with manager Roberto Mancini at the helm for his second season at the Etihad, the club had its sights set on […]

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The American city has been the scene of protests for more than 50 days Violence has escalated in the American city of Portland in recent days after US president Donald Trump ordered federal troops to crackdown on protestors. The city has been the scene of consistent protests over the past 50 days, and Trump deemed […]

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Wear a mask for goodness sake It’s very simple people. If you wear a mask it will protect you and others. Coronavirus is extremely dangerous, it is not ‘just a flu’. It has claimed the lives of more than 45,000 British people and the lives of more than 600,000 globally. In an ideal world, all […]

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This is going to be good Tottenham Hotspur started the 2019/20 season with a mix of enthusiasm and trepidation. Having been on the receiving end of a defeat to Liverpool in the 2019 Champions League final, question marks loomed over the future of Mauricio Pochettino. Fast forward to 19 November 2019 and Spurs sat 14th […]

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Is the water you’re swimming in as clean as you think? When the weather is warm, people take to the water in an attempt to escape the heat they spend every other day of their praying for. Also, water is refreshing and clean. But maybe it’s not as clean as we think. Hundreds of people […]

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The banter era feels like a long time ago Liverpool are the best team in England and the reigning champions of Europe. The change brought about by Jurgen Klopp’s revitalisation of the club has seen the club return to its past sitting, and has made them one of the most feared clubs in football. But […]

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The NHS turned 72 on July 5th The United Kingdom has experienced incredibly difficult times during the coronavirus pandemic. Tens of thousands of people have died as a result of the virus, and there have been question marks over the handling of the crisis by politicians. Through it all, NHS staff have been on the […]

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This is the world’s fastest wheelie bin When you think of a wheelie bin you probably don’t picture a form of transport. You probably think of nothing more than a receptacle to put rubbish in. The wheelie bin, the world’s fastest, is powered by a 110cc engine, 10 horsepower and can hit top speeds of […]

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Trump is not one to stay on message Donald Trump used his White House Independence Day speech to call out anarchists, agitators and Marxists. The US president’s address was initially a call to celebrate the founding fathers of the United States, as well as America’s workers. He also praised the country’s troops who defeated the […]

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Few have been hit as hard by Covid-19 than the homeless The United Kingdom has been hit extremely hard by the coronavirus pandemic. Tens of thousands have died and the economy has taken a devastating blow. An unseen impact of the virus has been the effect that it has had on the homeless community in […]

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The news announced by the band on their official Twitter account Kasabian front man Tom Meighan has stepped down from the band due to “personal issues”, the band has announced. A founding member of the group since its creation in 1997, Meighan will “concentrate all his energies on getting his life back on track”. “Tom Meighan […]

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The pubs are open again After four long months, a number of English pubs reopened at the weekend with social distancing measures in place. It was estimated that as many as 15 million pints were served on Saturday, as some pubs allowed punters in from as early as 6am. While many people expected scenes of […]

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New Balance have released the new Porto kit for the 2020/21 season, inspired by the passionate sea of blue that arises when the fans gather

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People seem to be getting really into littering One of the first things that most of us were taught as kids ‘don’t litter’. It’s one of those rudimentary lessons we learn early on, along with ‘don’t take candy from strangers’ and ‘look both ways before you cross the street’. During lockdown, though, it appears that […]

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Congratulations, you’ve reached the halfway point of 2020 And what a fucking year it has been. This is what we’ve been through together. From the fires in Australia which killed a billion animals and left thousands without homes, to America’s assassination of an Iranian general, the start of the year sure was quite a ride. […]

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What sort of person attends an illegal rave during a pandemic? While the majority of British people have adhered to coronavirus lockdown restrictions and remained within their homes, sacrificing time with family and friends along the way, some have not. In recent weeks, as the government slowly winds down the restrictions at a time when […]

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30 years is a long time, but it was worth the wait Liverpool Football Club are champions of England for the first time in three decades, after Manchester City’s defeat to Chelsea on Thursday evening confirmed what we all knew was coming for months. Had it not been for the coronavirus-enforced hiatus which forced a […]

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The Simpsons have been on many adventures in their 241 years on TV Throughout the years, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, erstwhile known as The Simpsons have travelled overseas on a number of occasions. Particularly as the series got older and ran out of good ideas outgrew Springfield, the first family of television have been to […]

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Pubs are open from July 4 Prime minister Boris Johnson announced in the House of Commons on Tuesday that England’s pubs will be allowed to legally re-open from July 4 onwards. Pubs and restaurants will be permitted to open to the public, providing they adhere to one-metre social distancing, and offer only table service to […]

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The jump scare used to be king Some people like horror films, some people don’t. Most people, however, tend to agree that making people jump with fright is not quite the same as making a good horror film. What constitutes horror changes with the passage of time. By watching an old horror film, you get […]

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The more you test, the more cases you have For most countries globally, an increased testing capacity for coronavirus is seen as a positive. Testing more people catches more cases, limiting the spread around your nation, in theory at least. But for the United States and Donald Trump, is testing so much actually a good […]

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Idioms vary from country to country Every country has their own particular expressions, ones which roll off the tongue but sound bizarre, even when explained to people from elsewhere. Britain is no different, and indeed many of us have barely even considered the meaning behind these, so ingrained are they in our national lexicon. That’s […]

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Are millennials stuck in the past? A post on social media recently went viral showing members of Generation Z absolutely eviscerating millennials. Their mocking comments focused on a number things, from millennials’ love of the Harry Potter series, to their obsession with the 1990s. It’s easy to speak from afar about different generations – we all do […]

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