
Rat attacks and kills pigeon in disturbing video
Splinter attacks…
11 years ago
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Rat attacks and kills pigeon in disturbing video
Splinter attacks…
11 years ago

Crowd clashes mar England’s victory in Lithuania (Video)
Mither…
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho ridiculed over his poor attempt at a disguise (Pics)
These tweets are brilliant.
11 years ago

Ross Barkley and Harry Kane score for England in Lithuania (Video)
England are on course to maintain their 100% record in Euro 2016 qualification after two goals in Lithuania. Everton’s Ross Barkley was the first scorer as his shot from outside the area found its way in via a slight deflection. https://twitter.com/superchip_/status/653650932044066817 Harry Kane was then on hand to add a second, continuing his impressive international scoring […]
11 years ago

‘I am Zlatan, I am now a multi-platinum recording artist’
Zlatan Ibrahimovic already has one of the most impressive CVs in football – and now he can add multi-platinum recording artist to the list. Have you heard the Swedish striker’s version of his national anthem? He recorded a rendition of anthem ‘Du Gamla, Du Fria’ – translated as ‘Thou Ancient, Thou Free’ – for a Volvo […]
11 years ago

Watch this BMX-er nail a gravity-defying triple front-flip (Video)
Flipping ‘eck!
11 years ago

Vin Diesel has perfect response for ‘dad bod fat-shamers’ (Pics)
He’s not happy…
11 years ago

U2 and Take That named as the first guests of TFI Friday
Worth a look…
11 years ago

This Scottish man’s reaction to missing a building demolition will make you laugh (NSFW)
He’s not a happy man…
11 years ago

Dr Dre in talks to tour Europe with Eminem and Kendrick Lemar
If Dr Dre gets his way, he is going to bring ‘Compton’ to Europe. The rapper revealed to his life long pal and fellow rapper Snoop Dogg on Beats 1 radio he is in talks of touring Europe with an all-star bill of special guests. Dre said: “One of my dreams right now is to […]
11 years ago

Tony Blair talks about seeking advice from Sir Alex Ferguson (Video)
SAF > PM
11 years ago

Another day, another injury blow for Man City
Another one…
11 years ago

The Rock busts some killer moves after his gym workout (Video)
Rock n roll…
11 years ago

Meet the UFC fighter many are comparing to Ronda Rousey
Front Paige…
11 years ago

Welsh fans will enjoy this post which urged them to ‘admit they will never qualify for a major tournament’
Many Welsh football fans will have been nursing sore heads as they woke on Sunday morning. It’s been over half a century since their national side qualified for a major football tournament, but finally, the wait is over. Despite defeat in Bosnia, a shock win for Cyprus over Israel was enough to guarantee the Welsh […]
11 years ago

Apple granted a patent on the iRing and it sounds incredible
Ringing the changes…
11 years ago

New YouTube channel could spell bad news for the likes of Netflix
Good news for film fans, maybe not such great news for Netflix. Paramount have decided to upload several of their films to a new verified YouTube channel, meaning that they can be viewed without paying a single penny. With the likes of Netflix, Sky movies and Amazon Prime charging a fee to watch their content, the […]
11 years ago

Didier Drogba follows up stunning free-kick with weird celebration (Video)
He doesn’t look happy
11 years ago

This is the terrifying F1 crash that put Carlos Sainz in hospital (Video)
He had a lucky escape…
11 years ago

Roberto Soldado reveals reason the reason for his miserable time at Spurs
He just wanted to be loved…
11 years ago

Is Lionel Messi hinting at Paris Saint-Germain move with this Instagram post?
He’s no Zlatan…
11 years ago

Mind-blowing Gareth Bale stat shows exactly how much he’s contributed to Wales’ qualifying campaign
He’s really Baled them out
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher has a confession to make about the Thierry Henry thigh touching incident
It seems Thierry Henry was just returning the compliment. Following his hilarious reaction to Brendan Rodgers’ sacking on Sky Sports, Henry’s decision to place his right hand on Jamie Carragher’s thigh caused quite a stir. Likely to be one of the defining images of PL 15/16. Jobs a goodun our @Carra23 laa 👍. https://t.co/ciukvbwyrM" — John […]
11 years ago

British soldier becomes multimillionaire from 25p bet
Jon Heywood became a overnight multimillionaire after a 25p bet turned into a staggering £13.2m. The British soldier placed the 25p bet in an online slot machine and now intends to use his winnings to help his father receive the “best possible treatment” as he awaits a heart and lung transplant. The 26-year-old’s win also […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo’s son pictured watching Lionel Messi on his tablet (Pics)
Is this genuine?
11 years ago

Old footage of Kanye West performing Gold Digger has surfaced (Video)
What is he wearing?
11 years ago

Extreme phone pinching – the internet’s latest craze that you shouldn’t try
“The exhilaration, the exhilaration.” Phone pinching – it’s the latest addition to a long list of bizarre games made popular by the internet. To play, it’s really quite simple: Take a phone (the more expensive the better) and hold between index finger and thumb over a precarious location. Be sure to get your mates to photograph […]
11 years ago

Did a press-conference slip reveal that Klopp has been in talks with Liverpool for weeks?
Jurgen Klopp was his usual charismatic self as he fielded questions in his first press conference as Liverpool boss. The German described himself as the “Normal One” and claimed that he expected his Liverpool side to win a league title within four years – but did he also inadvertently reveal something else? A report in the Mirror […]
11 years ago

Keylor Navas comforts sobbing pitch-invader after steward inflicts this painful tackle (Video)
A pitch invasion can land you in plenty of trouble. For a start, it’s illegal. But if that’s not enough to dissuade you, have a look what happens to this person. As Costa Rica faced South Africa on Thursday night, this pitch-invader spied was on the end of a painful-looking tackle from one of the […]
11 years ago

Here’s the best reaction to Shane Long’s winner you will see (Video)
Shane Long’s winner against Germany on Thursday night helped the Republic of Ireland secure a famous victory. As you’d expect, the goal and result were met with scenes of jubilation across the country as the world champions fell to an unexpected defeat. One of our favourite reactions to the goal didn’t come from the Aviva […]
11 years ago

Big Sam takes over as manager of Sunderland
Allardyce and got to heaven…
11 years ago

Christian Slater speaks candidly about his demons…
In August 1997, Christian Slater allegedly got high on tequila and cocaine, repeatedly punched a woman he was with, bit a man on the chest and attacked the police officers who came to arrest him. He has been sober ever since. The True Romance star rarely discusses his addictive past but has spoke openly about his […]
11 years ago

Here’s the proof the world officially loves Taylor Swift
Swiftian wit…
11 years ago

Eden Hazard scores stunning scissor-kick for Belgium in training (Video)
Hazard warning…
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp joins the 10 best paid managers in England
Cashing in…
11 years ago

Join JOE in the search for Britain’s best sandwich
A truly great sandwich can be a life-changing experience. From subs to focaccias, avocado on sourdough to pastrami on rye, the magical combination of fresh bread and quality fillings can do incredible things. That’s why we at JOE have decided to go in search of the UK’s greatest sandwich, but we need your help. We’ve […]
11 years ago

Adele is upsetting the plans of major artists
Adele has music counterparts running for the hills… It has been four years since the British superstar released last album ’21’ – which shifted 30 million copies – so it’s no surprise others are frantically changing their release dates to avoid the clash. A slew of acts including Ellie Goulding, Little Mix, One Direction and Justin […]
11 years ago

Tom Hardy named favourite to be the next James Bond
Sorry, Idris
11 years ago

Your body makes cannabis when you run, no really
Remember this next time you’re out for a run. If you run, you know the feeling. As you’re about to hit a wall and suddenly a bout of energy kicks in. While it’s usually attributed to endorphins, they may actually be caused by endocannabinoids, self-produced chemicals similar to those found in marijuana. A new study […]
11 years ago

Chilling watching Netflix is the best time to have sex, according to condom maker
What does the phrase ‘Netflix and Chill’ mean to you? It’s likely what most of us dream about after a strenuous week at work or on a hangover. The opportunity to zone out on the sofa in front of Narcos, pizza delivery on route… What isn’t Netflix and Chill is having sex. Who wants to […]
11 years ago

This is what qualifying for Euro 2016 means to Northern Ireland fans (Video)
Northern Ireland capped off a remarkable qualifying campaign on Thursday night with a 3-1 victory over Greece to reach Euro 2016. Strike Kyle Lafferty was already on the beer in his post-match interview, but that was nothing compared to the jubilant scenes in this video. After it was confirmed that Northern Ireland are heading to their […]
11 years ago

Germany boss Jogi Low has a dig at Ireland after 1-0 defeat…
There’s nothing worse than sour grapes after losing to a smaller rival, and Germany coach Jogi Low was clearly unhappy after watching his side crash to a 1-0 defeat against Ireland. The World Cup-winning manager reserved most of his criticism for his own players, but he also took a cheeky dig at Ireland’s tactics… “We knew Ireland would be […]
11 years ago

This new photo will get Batman v Superman fans excited
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is still nearly six months away, but we’re starting to find out more and more about the blockbuster. If our appetites hadn’t already been whetted by the epic trailer, this new photo should do the trick. Taken by official set still photographer Clay Enos, it shows Ben Affleck’s Batman […]
11 years ago

Teaser released for Jurgen Klopp’s first Liverpool interview (Video)
Liverpool fans have been rejoicing after Jurgen Klopp’s appointment as manager, but they’ll have to wait a few hours for his first interview since replacing Brendan Rodgers. The German will be officially unveiled in the morning, but the Reds have provided a sneak peak of what to expect from his first interview with the club’s […]
11 years ago

Official: Jurgen Klopp signs deal to become new Liverpool manager
It’s official…
11 years ago

This Lionel Messi update will please Barcelona fans
Many Barcelona fans will have been left fearing the worst after Lionel Messi was ruled out for up to eight weeks through injury. The record goalscorer picked up a knee problem in the league meeting with Las Palmas, but there is now some positive news. Messi was all smiles as he posted an update from […]
11 years ago

Bacon could be the secret to long life
The world’s oldest person eats bacon every single day, and has no plans to stop now. Susannah Mushatt Jones doesn’t drink or smoke, but a rasher a day (or more) has helped the American reach the grand old age of 116. “She’ll eat bacon all day long,” one of her relatives told the New York Post. […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor made this huge generous gesture to his family when he came home to Ireland
This is incredible…
11 years ago

Daniel Craig’s salary for for the new James Bond film Spectre is staggering
How much?
11 years ago