
Mourinho could face FA ban over sexist language towards Eva Carneiro
Investigations have started…
11 years ago
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Mourinho could face FA ban over sexist language towards Eva Carneiro
Investigations have started…
11 years ago

Sweary robot flusters presenters live on the BBC (Video)
Mind your language…
11 years ago

Brendan Rodgers out-Rodgers himself with his reason why Ings didn’t score
What a man…
11 years ago

Robert De Niro giving Jimmy Fallon a taste of his own medicine is priceless (Video)
Brilliant…
11 years ago

Marseille Ultras run riot through Groningen in ugly scenes (Videos)
Sad to see…
11 years ago

Luke Shaw to undergo a second operation on his broken leg
Under the knife…
11 years ago

A new look at Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs (Video)
Apple CEO Tim Cook might not like the idea of Danny Boyle’s new Steve Jobs biopic but judging by the second trailer, there’s a good chance we all will. Just as it was being reported that the software boss thinks it is “opportunistic” of the British director to take on the project, another teaser dropped. […]
11 years ago

Brendan Rodgers rings changes for Bordeaux game – official lineup
Eight changes…
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s top ranked dribblers revealed…
It’s in the game…
11 years ago

Danny Boyle hasn’t impressed Apple CEO with his Steve Jobs biopic
Rotten apple…
11 years ago

Ryan Giggs distracts Paul Scholes with pinpoint pass during his BT Sport commentary (Video)
Like the good old days…
11 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson registers the name of his new Top Gear show – and probably thinks he’s being really funny
If this really is the name of the new Top Gear show, Jeremy Clarkson has excelled himself. One of the conditions of the deal that will see Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond launch a new Top Gear equivalent on Amazon Prime is that the three presenters get enough freedom to make the kind of show […]
11 years ago

This handy invention will change the way you eat Nutella
NEWtella
11 years ago

Ronda Rousey on her sex symbol status after Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot (Video)
Ronda Rousey’s Sports Illustrated photo shoot made headlines earlier this year and now the UFC champion has been discussing her sex symbol status. In a follow-up interview with Sports Illustrated, Rousey admitted although she enjoyed donning the cossie for the cameras, she felt like it was a case of playing pretend. “It’s more like I […]
11 years ago

Win a pair of tickets to the World Premiere of Hugh Jackman’s new film Pan
What are you up to this weekend? Fancy attending the WORLD PREMIERE of PAN? JOE has FIVE pairs of tickets to giveaway for the red carpet event, which will be attended by the film’s stars Hugh Jackman, Rooney Mara and Garrett Hedlund. The prize for each winner is one pair of tickets and entrants must arrive […]
11 years ago

Burger King look poised to spring a Halloween surprise
Black magic…
11 years ago

Theo Walcott gives Arsenal hope with this cool finish (Video)
Comeback on?
11 years ago

Diego Costa volleys a third for Chelsea (Video)
While Arsenal are in a spot of bother in Croatia, Chelsea appear home and hosed in their opening Champions League opener. A volley from Diego Costa – which possibly came off his shin – will surely be enough to make sure of victory against Maccabi Tel Aviv.
11 years ago

Thomas Muller puts Bayern ahead with this chip (Video)
Bayern Munich are up and running in this year’s Champions League. This second half goal from Thomas Muller put the Bavarians ahead against Olimpiakos in Greece but it’s unclear if the German international’s effort was intentional…
11 years ago

Olivier Giroud challenge earns him a red card (Video)
Already a goal down in Croatia, Olivier Giroud complicated matters for Arsene Wenger. Having earlier picked up a yellow card for dissent, Giroud’s challenge on a Dinamo Zagreb player was deemed worthy of another one, meaning a red soon followed. Having watched it a couple of times, we’re not convinced it’s a foul worthy of a […]
11 years ago

Roma man scores from the half-way line against Barca (Video)
Take a bow, son. Alessandro Florenzi has almost certainly scored the goal of his life. Against the mighty Barcelona, in the Champions League… from the halfway line. Surely a goal of the season contender already. Take a look at this ridiculous strike. Golazooo de Florenzi!! Roma 1-1 Barça pic.twitter.com/ijmgejUA3r — Ricardo Sales (@RicardoSalesE) September 16, 2015 […]
11 years ago

Arsenal fall behind to this goal in Zagreb (Video)
Less than 25 minutes on the clock, and Arsenal trail in Zagreb. Narrowly onside, Petr Cech did enough to stop the initial shot from Pivaric, only for it to ricochet back off the attacker and find its way into the Arsenal goal. Plenty of time to go, but this won’t please Arsene Wenger. https://twitter.com/tobisaid/status/644227565008355328
11 years ago

Eden Hazard shows us how not to take a penalty (Video)
With a penalty in the early minutes of their first Chamions League game of the season, it seemed to be going so well for Chelsea. Unfortunately for Jose Mourinho, Eden Hazard didn’t manage to convert, blazing spectacularly over the crossbar. He might well hold his head in his hands.
11 years ago

FIFA 16: Raheem Sterling ranked lower than Manchester United man
Surprising?
11 years ago

Bayern Munich fans clash with police before Olimpiakos game (Video)
Ugly scenes…
11 years ago

Watch FIFA 16’s epic ad featuring Messi, Aguero, Pele and a galaxy of stars (Video)
Play beautiful…
11 years ago

Austin Healey and Jimmy Bullard go head to head to prove who’s got the balls (Video)
Football vs Rugby…
11 years ago

Facebook plans to revolutionise online shopping
E-trolly dash…
11 years ago

Salt n’ Pepa splatted during performance (video)
‘This dance isn’t for everybody’
11 years ago

What would Idris Elba look like playing James Bond? This mash-up is a good indicator
Daniel Craig hasn’t officially hung up his golden gun yet but James Bond fans are obsessed with who his replacement will be. There’s been much debate whether Idris Elba is right for the spy job – it’s gone as far James Bond author Anthony Horowitz foolishly saying in an interview he’s ‘too street’ for the part. […]
11 years ago

Iconic Brazilian football fan dies, aged 60
Sad news…
11 years ago

EA Sports stats reveal top 10 transfer deals of the summer
Where’s Sergio Romero?
11 years ago

Tupac the movie is back on and starts shooting in December
We’ve had Straight Outta Compton and soon we could have a Tupac biopic. There have been numerous project plans before for a film on the life of Tupac Shakur, whose birth name was Lesane Parish Crooks, but each have fallen to the wayside. Producer Randell Emmett has had plans for the film for a while, but these […]
11 years ago

Jake Gyllenhaal treasures his life more because of Heath Ledger
Jake Gyllenhaal has opened up talking about his late friend Heath Ledger. The actor, 34, said he stopped “wasting time on things that are trivial and superficial” when his Brokeback Mountain co-star died of an accidental overdose in 2008. “I miss him very badly,” says Jake. “Not having Heath around is very sad because I […]
11 years ago

Kanye West tells models he will fine them £6.5M if they talk about him
Kanye West has slapped models at New York Fashion Week with a ban from talking about him. The rapper – whose Kanye West X Adidas Originals Collection’s second season will be previewed this week – has reportedly asked models to sign non-disclosure forms or risk a $10m (£6.5m) fine. It is believed while a few […]
11 years ago

For a split second, there was a very rude word in the BT Sport studio (Pic)
Hole-y inappropriate…
11 years ago

Juan Cuadrado catches the eye with rabona pass in Juve’s win at Manchester City (Video)
You’d be forgiven for not knowing, but his appearance against Manchester City was not the first time Juan Cuadrado has played football in England. Having arrived at Stamford Bridge from Fiorentina last January, many expected the Colombian to be a big hit in the Premier League. He wasn’t, and as a result has been farmed […]
11 years ago

FIFA 16’s top 10 free kick takers revealed…
Postage stamp!
11 years ago

Luke Shaw stretchered off with broken leg following this challenge (Video)
Following a promising start to the new season, Luke Shaw looks set for a long spell out of action. After a run from left back, Shaw as on the receiving end of a challenge which appears to have broken his right leg. Shaw sustained the injury just fifteen minutes into his Champions League debut, leaving his […]
11 years ago

This man’s ‘balloon’ body will put you off steroids for life (Video)
This is just weird…
11 years ago

Game of Thrones klaxon – your favourite character is back, no really…
Is your girlfriend, mum, boyfriend, dog and cat still reeling from the death of Jon Snow? Turn into a hero over dinner by telling them the creators of Game of Thrones aren’t done with him yet thanks to the clearest clue we’ve received so far… After he was seen filming a battle scene last week, Kit […]
11 years ago

Lance Armstrong took drugs during his career, so actor Ben Foster popped some to play him
He takes the role very seriously…
11 years ago

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo’s mum copy his 5-goal celebration (Video)
Real Madrid’s 6-0 win over Espanyol was a momentous occasion for Cristiano Ronaldo. The former Manchester United forward scored five of his team’s six goals, and in the process overtook Raul as Real’s highest ever goalscorer. Ronaldo was not the only one celebrating, though – proud mother Dolores marked the occasion too by replicating her son’s […]
11 years ago

Rafa Benitez doesn’t help himself as he’s spotted eating a sandwich…and the napkin
Rafa Benitez’s weight has been a topic of discussion ever since his appointment at Real Madrid. In June, it was reported that the club’s hierarchy had told him to shed a few pounds to improve his public image. And then a month later, after Benitez’s wife claimed that he “tidies up Jose Mourinho’s mess”, the Chelsea […]
11 years ago

Only one Premier League defender makes it into FIFA 16’s top ten defensive ratings…
Given the dearth of quality defending in the Premier League so far this season, we didn’t expect to see many familiar names in the top ten FIFA 16 defensive ratings. However, you would be forgiven for thinking that more than one Premier League centre-back would have made the cut – especially when that individual is Arsenal’s […]
11 years ago

The challenge that caused Steven Gerrard’s horrific penis injury has been found (Video)
Over the weekend, Steven Gerrard revealed that he required stitches in a penis injury following a tackle against Bournemouth in the FA Cup last season. Yes, it almost made us throw up the first time we read it, too. Now, thanks to the industrious work of Youtuber Beanyman, we can see the exact challenge that led to […]
11 years ago

Gerrard: “Mourinho was right, Balotelli is unmanageable”…
Steven Gerrard has criticised Mario Balotelli in his new book, saying it didn’t take long for his patience to wear thin with the striker. Balotelli joined Liverpool for £16m in the summer of 2014, but took until February to score his only Premier League goal of the season. “After his promising debut against Tottenham, he […]
11 years ago

Opportunistic photographer snaps David De Gea at the perfect moment (Pic)
A picture says a thousand words…or in this case just two that send a very amusing message to Real Madrid. As he made his way through Manchester airport, David de Gea was photographed walking past this sign by one quick-thinking photographer. It made for the perfect image following Real’s failed deadline-day move, although we doubt Florentino […]
11 years ago

Is this Inter Milan midfielder football’s biggest suck-up?
In case you missed it over the weekend, Internazionale won the Milan derby on Sunday night with a narrow 1-0 victory over AC. Colombian midfielder Fredy Guarin grabbed the winner, and a pretty tasty strike it was too… https://twitter.com/SoccerSt_/status/643162275814223872 However, Guarin then spoiled his heroics with some of the worst sucking-up we’ve ever seen. The […]
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