Calling all barbers in Perth! Daniel Sturridge needs your service
Daniel Sturridge has issued a passionate come and get me plea to Australian barbers in the Perth area, but with many strict criteria.
Sturridge is currently under quarantine in the Western Australian city after joining Perth Glory on a free transfer.
In order to pass the time and plan some arrangements for post-quarantine life, the former Liverpool forward wants to be looking fresh for the general public with a new haircut.
Taking to Instagram, Sturridge issued a passionate advertisement to anyone who wishes to cut his hair, but… you can’t just be any random barber on the street.
He said: “Need a barber in Perth WA on Thursday.
“Only put your CV forward if you’re top level. You see the vibes, crispy clean, smooth like I was my face with cake soap. If you’ve never cut hair like mine don’t both putting your CV forward, my hairline is important to me.
“I don’t want to leave AU with an M head hairline. Please proceed to put your CV forward if, after all I’ve said, you still fit the description.
“Top level craftsmanship, barber level on 1000 but don’t charge anywhere near that much. If you do – you’re out of the running. Shaky hands I rebuke you. Don’t bluff me, I’m gonna look on your profile.
Quite the advertisement isn’t it?
Well Sturridge wasn’t finished there. He then followed it up with a post later on which was just as demanding and put a warning to anyone not up to the task.
In it he said: “If I look on your profile and you don’t have one black person’s hair that you have cut, I do not intend to be the first. Unfortunately you aren’t qualified to cut my hair.
“I do not intend to the the first afro hairline you butcher. It takes many years to perfect.”
So let that be a warning to you. If you dare to cut Daniel Sturridge’s hair. One, don’t mess it up and two, make sure you fit the requirements.
