"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar"
One is a money-hungry status-obsessed TV villain who is potentially responsible for a large amount of morally-suspect endeavours, devoid of any real human emotion or sense of remorse... and the other is Lucille Bluth!!!!11!!1!!!1!!!!!!!
Boris Johnson and Lucille Bluth share many similarities. For example, both are unable to correctly guess the price of one singular banana on the first attempt and both have a deep-rooted disdain for any character that Liza Minnelli has ever played, probably.
But can you correctly attribute some insane but legitimate quotes to the right person who said them? CAN YOU?
Twelve quotes. Two villainous characters. One chance to prove your worth.
Good luck!
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