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Published 16:06 29 Sept 2018 BST
Updated 16:56 29 Sept 2018 BST

Or things like this.
https://twitter.com/MintRoyale/status/1046029195636363264
After around an hour the Conservative Party tech team, presumably consisting of a similar setup to Mr. Burns' thousand writer monkeys chained to a typewriter, managed to shut down the loophole to ensure that absolutely no one could get their hands on all the private details stored within the app. Other than the several people that already did. Other than those guys.
Jon Trickett of the Labour party, in response to what Foster called a Thick of It-style omnishambles, asked: "How can we trust this Tory Government with our country's security when they can't even build a conference that keeps the date of their members, MPs and others attending safe and secure?"
https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1046042881469939715
One imagines the Conservatives, meanwhile, are struggling to get out a statement due to their staff attempting to use a dial-up internet service and the landline telephone at the same time.
Truly, it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_elVGGgW8&frags=pl%2Cwn
Update:
Around three hours after the data breach a Conservative party spokesperson released the following statement via email:
"The technical issue has been resolved and the app is now functioning securely. We are investigating the issue further and apologise for any concern caused."Explore more on these topics:

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