Chevrolet's latest press release is written entirely in emojis for some reason 6 years ago

Chevrolet's latest press release is written entirely in emojis for some reason

In an attempt to connect with millennials, General Motors decided that no words could describe how great their new car was.

Instead, the press release for the new Chevrolet Cruze was written using only emojis.

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And just like your dad trying to rap, we're not quite sure what to make of it.

See if you can make any sense of it:

Microsoft Word - 0828-Chevrolet-Cruze-3-Million.docx

Thankfully they posted a translation for those of us who didn't pay full attention in our emoji classes at school.