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14th April 2018
04:12pm BST

As you can see, the resfreshing-as-fuck looking concoction comes in a nifty looking pouch for anyone wanting pounding brain freezes on the go, perhaps whilst your hungover on the tube or during a particularly dull meeting where everyone else is drinking coffee. You know, something to take your mind off the relentless pain of existence.
Infused with a hint of lemon, the drink will cost 130 yen, and as I am not Japanese, I have no idea how much that is. A quid, roughly? You have Google, you can figure it out.
Recently Coca-Cola Japan also announced that they will also be experimenting with alcoholic drinks. Whether that leads to slushies you can get absolutely trollied from remains to be seen.
Until then, yes, yes I will be moving to Japan. Indefinitely. It was nice knowing you. Actually it wasn't.