QUIZ: Who said the quote, David Brent or a Tory MP?

Who said: "Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me."

"There's only so long you can work remotely before you lose the fizz and excitement that you get in a good workplace."

"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters."

"Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty... satisfaction. That's what I'm... you know. Trust people and they'll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great."

"Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books."

"When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive."

"I am a country boy at heart."

"You just have to accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue."

"In this fallen world, I suspect we will never achieve perfection. But that won't stop me trying."

"I will be ruthless in cutting out waste, streamlining structures and improving efficiency."

"Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous! No - purely social. I know someone who is an alchoholic and it is no laughing matter - particularly for his wife."

"It’s often described as a cool war that we are entering – I would say it is feeling exceptionally chilly at the moment."

"A philosopher once wrote you need three things to have a good life. One, a meaningful relationship, two, a decent job of work, and three, to make a difference. And it was always that third one that stressed me, to make a difference. And I realise that I do. Every day, we all do. It's how we interact, with our fellow man."

"If you have lost both legs and both arms just go 'at least I'm not dead'. Though I'd rather be dead in that situation to be honest - I'm not saying people like that should be put down."

"Aspiration, it seems, is in danger of becoming the preserve of the wealthy."