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Oh, this? It’s only a dog making a casual goal-line clearance
Animal-like reflexes.
10 years ago
Yes, you’re right, we *are* biased against your team
We thought we’d got away with it too
10 years ago
Harry Kane injury creates a fantasy football nightmare. Oh, and it’s not great for Spurs either
Won’t somebody think of the wildcards!
10 years ago
Manchester City must be hoping their new third kit will make them even more like Barcelona
Pep Guardiola is already making an impact.
10 years ago
Patrick van Aanholt missed Spurs defeat due to heart concerns
He could miss this week’s League Cup game too.
10 years ago
Ron Atkinson attempts to explain infamous TV racial slur
His explanations haven’t won him too many new fans.
10 years ago
Sage Northcutt is relentlessly positive about CM Punk despite UFC debut setback
Always looking on the bright side.
10 years ago
Rio Ferdinand puts out heartfelt appeal to save playground where he ‘learnt how to win and lose’
This place clearly means a lot to him.
10 years ago
Sage Northcutt confident of beating Mickey Gall at 170lb before the end of the year
UFC 205 will come too soon.
10 years ago
Football Manager hero Javier Saviola has moved to a tiny Andorran club
He could yet take a playing role as well as working as a coach.
10 years ago
This fan-made Conor McGregor v Eddie Alvarez trailer will take some beating
Can’t wait.
10 years ago
We spoke to the guy who won more than £1000 predicting Lukaku and Agüero’s hat-tricks
He almost got three out of three.
10 years ago
PES have cheered up Michy Batshuayi after his FIFA 17 passing drama
A difference of opinion.
10 years ago
Watch Championship Manager legend Cherno Samba read out mean tweets
An icon of the game.
10 years ago
The JOE Friday football quiz: Name the starting XI from Gary Neville’s Manchester United debut
24 years to the day.
10 years ago
Crystal Palace confirm Pape Souaré will be out until the New Year after horror crash
Teammates have been visiting the defender in hospital.
10 years ago
Manchester United’s Memphis Depay is one of the best free-kick takers on FIFA 17
Three Premier League players make the top 10.
10 years ago
José Mourinho’s face is a picture after Feyenoord fans sing You’ll Never Walk Alone
He’s not taken it well.
10 years ago
Name all the Premier League and Championship clubs to play in Europe since 1992/93
Probably the toughest football quiz you’ll take all week.
10 years ago
PSG’s new third kit is a bit of all white
We’re all for third kits when they look like this.
10 years ago
Feyenoord have gone too far with this half-and-half Manchester United sweater
Make it stop.
10 years ago
Punter turns £5 into over £1,000 with ridiculous back-to-back hat-trick bets
This was inspired.
10 years ago
Only ONE Man United first teamer is ranked lower than Marcus Rashford in FIFA 17
Check out the full Manchester United ratings here
10 years ago
Ian Wright reflects on how smoking weed almost cost him his football career
A close shave.
10 years ago
Mansfield Town’s clairvoyant announcement is pure lower-league gold
How did they not foresee this?
10 years ago
L’Equipe absolutely pan Shkodran Mustafi in brutal Arsenal player ratings
They’re known for being harsh, but this…?
10 years ago
David Gold compares West Ham’s stadium dilemma to the moon landings, because why not
Something about a lack of atmosphere.
10 years ago
People finally have their hands on the FIFA 17 demo and they’re fucking loving it
Roll on September 29
10 years ago
Premier League’s time-travel experiment is full of glitches
Where they’re going, they don’t need Rhodes.
10 years ago
Kell Brook’s trainer alludes to Nick Blackwell fight in attacking “ignorant” Chris Eubank Jr
“Fighters will always fight to the death. Sometimes that is their undoing.”
10 years ago
Only a European football expert could get full marks on this Champions League quiz
Can you name every team that has won the European Cup?
10 years ago
This blind player’s wonder goal at the Paralympics would make Roberto Baggio proud
Straight out of Football Italia.
10 years ago
Non-league footballer dies after collapsing in cup game
Daniel Wilkinson, a footballer with non-league club Shaw Lane AFC, has died after collapsing on the field of play during a cup match against Brighouse Town. The club, who play in the Northern Premier League Division One South, confirmed the news on their Facebook page this morning. Chairman Craig Wood thanked fans and well-wishers for […]
10 years ago
Dimitri Payet produced a rabona assist because he’s just showing off at this stage
This is basically NSFW.
10 years ago
Everyone’s making the same joke about Wayne Rooney’s foul on Claudio Bravo
Nothing wrong with the obvious reaction.
10 years ago
People have criticised Gary Neville for a bizarre piece of Manchester Derby commentary
Think before you speak
10 years ago
British man breaks record for longest game of Football Manager
All with the one club too.
10 years ago
Celtic fans mock ‘new’ Rangers with chant as players get off team bus
It begins…
10 years ago
Manchester Derby line-ups: Mkhitaryan starts but there’s no Rashford
No Aguero for City, no Rashford for United
10 years ago
Gary Neville goes all Columbo with just one more thing before the Manchester Derby
He knows exactly what he’s doing.
10 years ago
Vernon Kay gets tricked by fake Scholes quote…but sees the funny side
He took it all in good spirits
10 years ago
Cowboy Cerrone offers to fight at UFC 203 at less than 24 hours’ notice
This is getting ridiculous now.
10 years ago
Here’s how Liverpool’s increased Anfield capacity compares to other European giants
It reopens this weekend.
10 years ago
Chelsea youngster redefines the concept of being out on loan
Wait, what?
10 years ago
Adebayo Akinfenwa keeps his ‘strongest’ title for FIFA 17 – but is fuming about another detail
Three years in a row
10 years ago
Here’s why Eden Hazard won the Player of the Month poll but Raheem Sterling won the award
The people have spoken. And then other people spoke and disagreed with them.
10 years ago
Tributes pour in for Brotherhood actor Aaron Eaton after his sudden death
RIP.
10 years ago
Watch Alex Iwobi crack up as he gives Arsenal team-mates a crash-course in London slang
Xhaka really gets into it
10 years ago
Serena Williams is the best ever, and we need to cherish her while she’s still around
Another Grand Slam title would see her break Steffi Graf’s career record
10 years ago
40 thoughts I had watching *that* Rafa Nadal US Open point 1,000 times
You’re unlikely to see anything quite like it.
10 years ago

Oh, this? It’s only a dog making a casual goal-line clearance

Yes, you’re right, we *are* biased against your team

Harry Kane injury creates a fantasy football nightmare. Oh, and it’s not great for Spurs either

Manchester City must be hoping their new third kit will make them even more like Barcelona

Patrick van Aanholt missed Spurs defeat due to heart concerns

Ron Atkinson attempts to explain infamous TV racial slur

Sage Northcutt is relentlessly positive about CM Punk despite UFC debut setback

Rio Ferdinand puts out heartfelt appeal to save playground where he ‘learnt how to win and lose’

Sage Northcutt confident of beating Mickey Gall at 170lb before the end of the year

Football Manager hero Javier Saviola has moved to a tiny Andorran club

This fan-made Conor McGregor v Eddie Alvarez trailer will take some beating

We spoke to the guy who won more than £1000 predicting Lukaku and Agüero’s hat-tricks

PES have cheered up Michy Batshuayi after his FIFA 17 passing drama

Watch Championship Manager legend Cherno Samba read out mean tweets

The JOE Friday football quiz: Name the starting XI from Gary Neville’s Manchester United debut

Crystal Palace confirm Pape Souaré will be out until the New Year after horror crash

Manchester United’s Memphis Depay is one of the best free-kick takers on FIFA 17

José Mourinho’s face is a picture after Feyenoord fans sing You’ll Never Walk Alone

Name all the Premier League and Championship clubs to play in Europe since 1992/93

PSG’s new third kit is a bit of all white

Feyenoord have gone too far with this half-and-half Manchester United sweater

Punter turns £5 into over £1,000 with ridiculous back-to-back hat-trick bets

Only ONE Man United first teamer is ranked lower than Marcus Rashford in FIFA 17

Ian Wright reflects on how smoking weed almost cost him his football career

Mansfield Town’s clairvoyant announcement is pure lower-league gold

L’Equipe absolutely pan Shkodran Mustafi in brutal Arsenal player ratings

David Gold compares West Ham’s stadium dilemma to the moon landings, because why not

People finally have their hands on the FIFA 17 demo and they’re fucking loving it

Premier League’s time-travel experiment is full of glitches

Kell Brook’s trainer alludes to Nick Blackwell fight in attacking “ignorant” Chris Eubank Jr

Only a European football expert could get full marks on this Champions League quiz

This blind player’s wonder goal at the Paralympics would make Roberto Baggio proud

Non-league footballer dies after collapsing in cup game

Dimitri Payet produced a rabona assist because he’s just showing off at this stage

Everyone’s making the same joke about Wayne Rooney’s foul on Claudio Bravo

People have criticised Gary Neville for a bizarre piece of Manchester Derby commentary

British man breaks record for longest game of Football Manager

Celtic fans mock ‘new’ Rangers with chant as players get off team bus

Manchester Derby line-ups: Mkhitaryan starts but there’s no Rashford

Gary Neville goes all Columbo with just one more thing before the Manchester Derby

Vernon Kay gets tricked by fake Scholes quote…but sees the funny side

Cowboy Cerrone offers to fight at UFC 203 at less than 24 hours’ notice

Here’s how Liverpool’s increased Anfield capacity compares to other European giants

Chelsea youngster redefines the concept of being out on loan

Adebayo Akinfenwa keeps his ‘strongest’ title for FIFA 17 – but is fuming about another detail

Here’s why Eden Hazard won the Player of the Month poll but Raheem Sterling won the award

Tributes pour in for Brotherhood actor Aaron Eaton after his sudden death

Watch Alex Iwobi crack up as he gives Arsenal team-mates a crash-course in London slang

Serena Williams is the best ever, and we need to cherish her while she’s still around

40 thoughts I had watching *that* Rafa Nadal US Open point 1,000 times

Yes, you’re right, we are biased against your team

40 thoughts I had watching that Rafa Nadal US Open point 1,000 times