Manchester United Vs Manchester City: Marcos Rojo starts, Sergio Aguero on the bench
Kick-off fast approaching
10 years ago
JOE
Articles written by the more mysterious members of the JOE editorial team
The wacky Friends theory reckons two main characters were on drugs
We’ve heard it all now…
10 years ago
Daniel Sturridge had Liverpool fans worried about his famous celebration
Panic over
10 years ago
It looks like everyone got Janet Jackson’s ‘Islamic dress’ thing *very* wrong
You’ve got to laugh…
10 years ago
For and against: Is it time for Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United?
Our top writers argue the case – but what do you think?
10 years ago
Watford could face fine and docked points over alleged ‘forged’ bank letter
The EFL have launched an investigation
10 years ago
17 things that happen on every “quiet night” down the pub
You know it’s never really a quiet one.
10 years ago
Can you identify the football club from its nearest train station?
Prove you’re an expert when it comes to away days.
10 years ago
JOE’s weekly cheat sheet #10: Marvels and Football Manager
Stay on top of the next seven days.
10 years ago
Steven Gerrard reportedly in talks over Liverpool return
Coming home
10 years ago
Antonio Conte fires back at Jose Mourinho after criticising his touchline antics
Is this a swipe at Jose’s lack of a playing career?
10 years ago
Here’s the average age people lose their virginity around the world
This is where the UK ranks…
10 years ago
How to train your brain to fall asleep in just 1 minute
Try this…
10 years ago
Everyone is *really* struggling to spell ‘pregnant’ correctly on Yahoo Answers
How can so many people find so many ways to spell it wrong?
10 years ago
People can’t stop laughing at this terrible photoshop of Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner
They airbrushed their knees off and thought we wouldn’t notice…
10 years ago
The Sun’s Gary Lineker front page intensifies refugee debate
Lineker has since responded.
10 years ago
Wayne Rooney returns to Manchester United’s starting XI for Fenerbahce clash
RvP returns to his old stomping ground
10 years ago
Ingenious football fans now able to judge a game from a single image
‘Parking the bus’
10 years ago
Coronation Street star is latest celebrity to be caught up in a sex tape scandal
It has caused a great deal of embarrassment
10 years ago
Coronation Street shocks viewers with pre-watershed rude language
Ofcom awaits
10 years ago
The government wants to give us ID numbers to watch porn
There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
10 years ago
British Army forced to delete joke tweet following outrage over ‘racism’
Many saw the intended joke as offensive
10 years ago
A disgusting new dish has been added to the bushtucker trials on I’m a Celebrity
No thanks
10 years ago
This video of an elephant rushing into water to save a man is incredible
Swimming trunks
10 years ago
This is the exact amount of sleep that you need to stop weight gain and stay healthy
Sleep is so important…
10 years ago
Simon Cowell apologises for making inappropriate gay joke on live TV
Inappropriate
10 years ago
JOE’s Weekly Cheat Sheet #9: Battlefield and Black Mirror
Everything you need for the next seven days.
10 years ago
Yes, Harry Redknapp did use the ‘o’ word about Manchester City
But is he right?
10 years ago
Supremely talented Christian Benteke makes cup of tea in 8 seconds flat
Important football news
10 years ago
Jose Mourinho puts football in perspective while urging Man United and Liverpool fans to respect club tragedies
“Not to forget, but to respect”
10 years ago
Read in full: Ched Evans full statement after he is found not guilty of rape
He said it was his “darkest hour”
10 years ago
Ched Evans found not guilty of rape after second trial concludes
The jury gave its verdict today.
10 years ago
Europe’s sexiest accents have been revealed, and it’s bad news for Brits
Just another thing to blame Brexit for.
10 years ago
This is the first thing that women notice about a man’s body
First impressions are all important. Lifestyle magazine Men’s Health quizzed 200 of their female readers in order to get an answer to the question “What is the first thing a woman notices about a man?” The study found that the first thing women notice upon passing a man on the street is the eyes. The […]
10 years ago
The Sun used a Liverpool fan’s tweet and it didn’t end well
Reds fan Christian Wulff didn’t take too kindly to the newspaper’s actions.
10 years ago
‘I never want to think that my grandchildren could one day end up standing at a football match’
The chair of the Hillsborough Family Support Group explains why she is opposed to safe standing.
10 years ago
Matt LeBlanc had no idea that Chris Evans was going to quit Top Gear
He found out by reading the newspaper just like the rest of us
10 years ago
JOE’s Weekly Cheat Sheet #8: Swearing and VR
Your weekly slice of sound advice.
10 years ago
X Factor act are suspended from tonight’s live show
Troubling news
10 years ago
Police get serious as creepy ‘killer clown’ fad hits the UK
They appear to be targeting schools
10 years ago
Ex-Liverpool defender Rigobert Song is NOT dead despite reports he had passed away from a stroke
It appears one news site started the rumour
10 years ago
Jeremy Corbyn claims he’s a ‘proud Welshwoman’ in congratulatory tweet
Full of surprises is Jeremy
10 years ago
War on Everyone and why buddy cop movies are bloody brilliant
Exploring the roots of 2016’s biggest, baddest film.
10 years ago
How immoral are you?
Do you make good decisions or bad decisions? Find out!
10 years ago
Can we guess your age, gender and hair colour from just 10 questions?
We’ve got you figured out
10 years ago
How well do you really know the law?
Stop in the name of the law (and take this quiz)!
10 years ago
Are you the good cop, bad cop or worse cop?
Because some people are too bad to be bad cops.
10 years ago
Ched Evans rape retrial begins, judge instructs jury to ignore ‘previous publicity’
The 27-year-old is accused of raping a woman in May 2011. He denies the charge.
10 years ago
Customer service guy takes part in cringeworthy flirtation with drunk customer
Toes…won’t…uncurl
10 years ago
