“I get worried if I don’t fall out with people every few months.” Roy Keane has been speaking about his disagreements with Sir Alex Ferguson again at an event in Ireland to raise funds for Guide Dogs for the Blind. After offering a few nuggets on the drinking culture in the Republic of Ireland team […]

12 years ago

Drink Which jobs might drive you to drink? Take a look at this new US survey. Grimsby Striker Nathan Arnold scored a stunning brace for Grimsby that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the Champions League semi-finals. Idiots Rugby World Cup organisers are planning to release an ‘idiot’s guide’ to the autumn tournament. Phew. Hardy […]

12 years ago

Liverpool’s YouTube channel made sure to point out this was filmed in February – a rare month when Daniel Sturridge wasn’t injured. A lot of Reds supporters may have been furious to think the striker was fit enough for a dance-off but not to play in the club’s last three matches. The video wasn’t uploaded until Thursday, though, and features Sturridge […]

12 years ago

Tikaboo, son…

12 years ago

A hard-earned pint after work is one of life’s simple pleasures, but some, who struggle with the stresses and strains of the job, may enjoy it more than others. That’s according to a new Washington Post survey, which looked at the correlation between heavy-drinking and drug use and a person’s profession. If you work in the mining industry, then you’ll […]

12 years ago

It had to be a student town, didn’t it?

12 years ago

L-IRON-al Messi…

12 years ago

Hawkwho?

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If you want to drive fast then go to a racetrack, our dads always used to say… CCTV footage captured the moment when Russian footballer Andrey Yeshchenko smashed his expensive sports car into a pole at over 100mph. We hope he has good insurance. The 31-year-old, who plays for Kuban Krasnodar in the Russian Premier League, […]

12 years ago

This was all over a cigarette…

12 years ago

It’ll need more than a lick of paint…

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Some footballers become managers when they retire. Others go into punditry, while some search for the quiet life. And then there’s former Real Madrid midfielder Freddy Rincon, who is wanted for questioning by Interpol in connection to drug and money laundering crimes in Panama. The 48-year-old Colombian, who won 84 caps for his country, has business […]

12 years ago

Collect them all!

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If there’s a word in Columbia for ‘tap in’, then Rodriguez doesn’t know it…

12 years ago

Just another day for Jeff Hardy…

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Do you have what it takes to be a human flag? If you’ve managed to perfect your standing box-jump and are bored of planking then this new fitness fad could be for you. Workout guru and former rugby player Dave Jackson is the new star of the fitness community after he managed to master the ‘Human Flag’ position. https://twitter.com/ShamiraHanim/status/587475348175978497 As […]

12 years ago

We all know by now that Cristiano Ronaldo can be ridiculously selfish. It’s part of what makes him a special player, but it can also be rather embarrassing to watch his tantrums. The Real Madrid star narrowly missed out on a tap-in against Almeria and, despite his team still finding the net, Ronaldo’s reaction was all me, […]

12 years ago

Here at JOE we treat our NES, Megadrive and Playstations like family because they’re important figures in our life. Of course, they frequently make us angry but at the same time they’ve always been there for us when it mattered. While newly released games on the PS4 and Xbox One offer incredible graphics and realism, we’re still guilty of […]

12 years ago

Can you beat the Romford Pele?

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What will he be like when the film is actually released? In the interest of fairness, this writer was also as giddy as a young Padawan after seeing the second teaser trailer for Star Wars : The Force Awakens, so I’m not one to judge. Then again, who wouldn’t be excited after seeing the images […]

12 years ago

Super Fury Animals…

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The Clown Prince of push-ups…

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Absolute helmets…

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A real marvel…

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Mark Clattenburg has probably never used the terms ‘Lego Head’ and ‘Fu**ing C**t’…

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Here’s hoping that his next job is in the Premier League…

12 years ago

The pound-for-pound king is replaced on UFC 187

12 years ago

Why so Siri-ous?

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Game Of Thrones fans will be bracing themselves after one of the show’s stars, Alfie Allen, had some chilling words to say about the new series. The actor, who plays the part of Theon Greyjoy in the hit series, warned that fans ‘aren’t going to be happy’ about certain scenes that are yet to air. If they’re cancelling […]

12 years ago

Voting. You know you want to…

12 years ago

That’s a terrible tackle in fairness…

12 years ago

It’s been a good few days for Chelsea’s supremely gifted forward Eden Hazard. The Blues’ drab 0-0 with Arsenal at the Emirates has effectively wrapped up another Premier League title for Jose Mourinho’s men, while the Belgian was rightly crowned the PFA Player of the Year on Sunday. And now, most importantly, Hazard has nailed the crossbar […]

12 years ago

The Aveggies…

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Ultronate ending…

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This video shows the terrifying moment the Nepal earthquake triggered a huge avalanche on Mount Everest. Thankfully, the cameraman and his companions manage to take cover, but others have not been as fortunate following the 7.9 magnitude earthquake on Saturday. The official death toll stands at over 3,000 with thousands more injured and homes devastated across […]

12 years ago

Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard shared the PFA Merit Award at Sunday’s awards dinner, but they might want to hide their trophies at the back of the cabinet. The strange prize features three model footballers through the ages, and looks like something you collected cereal tokens for as a child before displaying proudly on the mantelpiece. Still, […]

12 years ago

Activision have released the first official trailer for Call of Duty: Black Ops III and it looks as brilliant as we hoped. Weapons don’t have instinct; weapons don’t have loyalty; weapons don’t have judgement. Soldiers do,’ reads the voiceover, with the video’s gun shot and explosion sound effects synced to the Rolling Stones ‘Paint It Black’ […]

12 years ago

It probably isn’t the best idea to p*ss off a pumped-up rugby player. But that’s exactly what this streaker did during Leicester Tigers’ clash against London Welsh on Saturday when he decided to strip off and run across the pitch. London Welsh star Chris Hala’ufia didn’t take too kindly to the interruption, and floored the invader who […]

12 years ago

Shark Watch the terrifying moment a great white shark attacks a dinghy in New Zealand. Streaker This streaker was floored by a London Welsh rugby star at the weekend. Swamp You’ve heard of beach football, well now take a look at its swamp equivalent. Fire Which would win in a fight – fire or water? […]

12 years ago

This must have taken a while, but it’s (just about) worth all those nights sitting on the laptop cutting video clips. The good folk behind Supercompressor.com have painstakingly trawled through six of the Fast & Furious movies – including the forgettable Tokyo Drift – to piece together every single crash scene. As you’d expect, it’s pretty damn intense – […]

12 years ago

Manchester United suffered their heaviest Premier League defeat under Louis van Gaal on Sunday as they lost 3-0 at Everton. Not even the half-time introduction of Radamel Falcao could save them, with United now standing seven points above Liverpool in the race for fourth having played a game more. Twitter predictably enjoyed some schadenfreude around Van […]

12 years ago

Don’t you dare try to kick Andrea…

12 years ago

Liverpool eye City duo According to the Daily Star, Liverpool are plotting a double swoop on Manchester City. The Reds are hoping to sign James Milner on a free transfer when his contract expires in June, while Stevan Jovetic is also on their radar after reportedly being told he’s free to leave the Etihad. Liverpool are […]

12 years ago

We were starting worry that Manny Pacquiao wasn’t taking his big fight on May 2 seriously. While we’ve watched plenty of footage showing Floyd Mayweather in top shape, the last time we saw Pac-Man he was goofing around in a Footlocker advert. But now we know he isn’t taking anything for granted. Just look at […]

12 years ago

If you haven’t seen the trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road yet, where have you been hiding? Starring Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, the franchise’s reboot looks set to be a box office smash when it’s released mid-May. Well, judging by the video below, the accompanying video game will also be a hit, with PlayStation […]

12 years ago

Okay, okay. We’ll tell you everything you want to know. If you fancy yourself as the next Jason Bourne (although maybe a little less covert) then you could be in luck, as the CIA are currently seeking a summer intern for their National Clandestine Service (NCS) department. National. Clandestine. Service. It doesn’t get any cooler than that. ICYMI: Apply […]

12 years ago

LeWow…

12 years ago

Is the future orange?

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Getting animated…

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Oh no he di’nt…

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