The thug life chose him…

12 years ago

Credit to Major League Soccer – they’ve really cracked the whole ‘football teams on social media’ thing. Sure, MLS might suffer from the odd moment of embarrassment – such as this cringeworthy song sheet for New York City fans – but there’s no denying the division’s clubs know how to jump on a hashtag. This was a smart […]

12 years ago

Few people encapsulate the untapped potential of English football like Paul Gascoigne. 25 years on from Italia 90, and Gazza’s iconic tear-filled moment, a new documentary is set for a one-night only screening, exploring the midfield genius’ life both on and off the pitch. Judging from the trailer, the film looks like it’ll be pulling […]

12 years ago

I’ve made a huge mistake…

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Times they are a-changing…

12 years ago

Despite only signing for Paris Saint-Germain last summer, it seems Yohan Cabaye is already considering his future at the club. Cabaye has struggled to nail down a regular place at the Parc des Princes this season, starting only 18 games in total, and in a recent interview with Canal Football he seemed to suggest all is […]

12 years ago

If you’re a Celtic fan, you might want to stop what you’re doing and sit down. You could be in for quite a shock… The club released their new home kit on Monday, surprisingly opting for a green-and-white hoops design. We know, right? Unbelievable. The new strip will be manufactured by New Balance, who have […]

12 years ago

Following Newcastle’s eighth successive defeat in the Premier League, the club have announced they will be sticking with under-fire caretaker manager John Carver. Carver appeared to be edging close to the exit door on Saturday when he suggested that defender Mike Williamson deliberately picked up a red card in the 3-0 defeat at Leicester, but […]

12 years ago

Borussia Dortmund have confirmed that Ilkay Gündogan has asked to follow Jurgen Klopp out the exit door in the summer. “Ilkay told us he wants to leave this summer,” said the club’s sporting director Michael Zorc. “But we have received no offers from any clubs for any of our players as of now.” A deep-lying playmaker with a […]

12 years ago

As *if* George Osborne knows where the Storm Trooper emoji is…

12 years ago

It seems impersonating family members of famous sportsmen is a popular pastime in Ireland. We’ve already seen Conor McGregor’s estranged brother showing off his MMA skills in the wilds of Cavan, and now Rory McIlroy’s cousin has cropped up on US national television. If you cut to 1:27 in the following clip you’ll meet Jarlath […]

12 years ago

It’s official: New York City are the most cringeworthy club in world football. It may be admirable to try and create a raucous atmosphere at matches, but the MLS newbies have gone about it in entirely the wrong fashion with these match-day song sheets. The tunes include the classic ‘NYC Clap’ which, as you can see […]

12 years ago

Think terrifying Alice in Wonderland…

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The trailer for Absolutely Anything, featuring the voice of the late, great Robin Williams, has been released. Williams voices the dog of a man with superhuman powers (Simon Pegg) bestowed by a troupe of aliens who are hell bent on destroying the Earth. The film also stars Kate Beckinsale and the cast of Monty Python, who voice […]

12 years ago

“Ooooohhh, me shoulder…”

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There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti…

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The Fight of the Century didn’t exactly live up to its billing as Floyd Mayweather’s defensive masterclass earned him a points victory against Manny Pacquiao. But for those who stayed up late (or got up early), there was still plenty of hype to enjoy as well as some powerful punches when the two fighters finally came together. […]

12 years ago

Air pain for Brendan?

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Rio Ferdinand’s wife, Rebecca Ellison, has sadly passed away after a short battle with cancer. The former England defender released a statement on Saturday morning. It reads as follows: There are various charities that do amazing work in the research of the condition and providing care for those suffering from its effects. You can donate […]

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Fighting it out in a miniature robot ring, that is…

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A tribute to the late Paul Walker…

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*Round of applause*

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Two stunning British motors face off in Rome…

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The Man City players have their say on the biggest fight of the year

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How old do I really look? It’s a question lots of worried souls frequently ask themselves and now, thanks to photo-scanning technology, you can get a brutally simple answer. You may have already spotted this craze on Twitter, where users are eagerly sharing their findings from Microsoft’s ‘How Old Robot‘. We decided to put some […]

12 years ago

Is this the best or worst idea you’ve ever seen?

12 years ago

Please let this happen…

12 years ago

Who doesn’t love a lazy Saturday? Being the May Bank Holiday weekend, many of you probably have loads of exciting plans, particularly if the weather holds up. Whatever you’re doing, we’re almost certain you have a busier Saturday planned than one stoner in Western Australia, whose to-do list was found in a police search and subsequently posted on […]

12 years ago

When Protein World launched a billboard ad that asked ‘Are you beach body ready?’ on the London Underground, the backlash was swift. The ad – featuring a bikini-clad model – was attacked on Twitter and Facebook, quickly becoming the subject of an online petition and, ultimately, sanctions by the advertising watchdog. Carlsberg didn’t miss a beat, however, […]

12 years ago

“I get worried if I don’t fall out with people every few months.” Roy Keane has been speaking about his disagreements with Sir Alex Ferguson again at an event in Ireland to raise funds for Guide Dogs for the Blind. After offering a few nuggets on the drinking culture in the Republic of Ireland team […]

12 years ago

Drink Which jobs might drive you to drink? Take a look at this new US survey. Grimsby Striker Nathan Arnold scored a stunning brace for Grimsby that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the Champions League semi-finals. Idiots Rugby World Cup organisers are planning to release an ‘idiot’s guide’ to the autumn tournament. Phew. Hardy […]

12 years ago

Liverpool’s YouTube channel made sure to point out this was filmed in February – a rare month when Daniel Sturridge wasn’t injured. A lot of Reds supporters may have been furious to think the striker was fit enough for a dance-off but not to play in the club’s last three matches. The video wasn’t uploaded until Thursday, though, and features Sturridge […]

12 years ago

Tikaboo, son…

12 years ago

A hard-earned pint after work is one of life’s simple pleasures, but some, who struggle with the stresses and strains of the job, may enjoy it more than others. That’s according to a new Washington Post survey, which looked at the correlation between heavy-drinking and drug use and a person’s profession. If you work in the mining industry, then you’ll […]

12 years ago

It had to be a student town, didn’t it?

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L-IRON-al Messi…

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Hawkwho?

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If you want to drive fast then go to a racetrack, our dads always used to say… CCTV footage captured the moment when Russian footballer Andrey Yeshchenko smashed his expensive sports car into a pole at over 100mph. We hope he has good insurance. The 31-year-old, who plays for Kuban Krasnodar in the Russian Premier League, […]

12 years ago

This was all over a cigarette…

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It’ll need more than a lick of paint…

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Some footballers become managers when they retire. Others go into punditry, while some search for the quiet life. And then there’s former Real Madrid midfielder Freddy Rincon, who is wanted for questioning by Interpol in connection to drug and money laundering crimes in Panama. The 48-year-old Colombian, who won 84 caps for his country, has business […]

12 years ago

Collect them all!

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If there’s a word in Columbia for ‘tap in’, then Rodriguez doesn’t know it…

12 years ago

Just another day for Jeff Hardy…

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Do you have what it takes to be a human flag? If you’ve managed to perfect your standing box-jump and are bored of planking then this new fitness fad could be for you. Workout guru and former rugby player Dave Jackson is the new star of the fitness community after he managed to master the ‘Human Flag’ position. https://twitter.com/ShamiraHanim/status/587475348175978497 As […]

12 years ago

We all know by now that Cristiano Ronaldo can be ridiculously selfish. It’s part of what makes him a special player, but it can also be rather embarrassing to watch his tantrums. The Real Madrid star narrowly missed out on a tap-in against Almeria and, despite his team still finding the net, Ronaldo’s reaction was all me, […]

12 years ago

Here at JOE we treat our NES, Megadrive and Playstations like family because they’re important figures in our life. Of course, they frequently make us angry but at the same time they’ve always been there for us when it mattered. While newly released games on the PS4 and Xbox One offer incredible graphics and realism, we’re still guilty of […]

12 years ago

Can you beat the Romford Pele?

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