Australian police find weed smoker’s amusing to-do list and post it on Twitter

Who doesn't love a lazy Saturday?

Being the May Bank Holiday weekend, many of you probably have loads of exciting plans, particularly if the weather holds up. Whatever you're doing, we're almost certain you have a busier Saturday planned than one stoner in Western Australia, whose to-do list was found in a police search and subsequently posted on Twitter. Rarely has a day of doing nothing much at all been planned in such meticulous detail...   https://twitter.com/MurdochPol/status/593619308183293952