
Alex Ferguson’s former assistant mocked for comparing Jesse Lingard to Andrés Iniesta
High hopes
11 years ago
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Alex Ferguson’s former assistant mocked for comparing Jesse Lingard to Andrés Iniesta
High hopes
11 years ago

This man’s hilarious list of things that make his wife cry has gone viral
Every single person has something that can start the waterworks but we’d wager that you know someone that constantly seems like they’re living in a glass case of emotion. The literally cry at the drop of a hat. We don’t know why, maybe they’re constantly being given some bad news, perhaps their favourite team gets beaten in every game […]
11 years ago

Manchester United notify supporters of increased security measures ahead of PSV Eindhoven clash
Manchester United supporters have been warned of increased security measures ahead of their Champions League clash with PSV Eindhoven on Wednesday. Season ticket holders were sent a message by the club on Monday, and although details of what the increased security measures would be were not given, supporters were advised to arrive at Old Trafford […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor has been tipped to embarrass Jose Aldo by coach
‘Rowdy’ Owen Roddy, Conor McGregor’s striking coach, believes that Jose Aldo is set for an embarrassment on December 12. The Brazilian fighter has had little in the way of trouble during his reign at the top of the featherweight division, but Roddy is confident that McGregor is on the cusp of changing this. “I think […]
11 years ago

Paris attacks: Man that escaped Bataclan also fled World Trade Center on 9/11
An American man shot in the leg in the recent terrorist attacks in Paris has revealed that he was also in New York when planes were flown into the World Trade Center’s twin towers. The man, named as Matthew by a report in the Telegraph, was attending the Eagles of Death Metal concert at the Bataclan […]
11 years ago

Sky announce when Game of Thrones season 6 will air in the UK…and give away a vital clue
Game of Thrones Season 6 has plenty of questions that it needs to answer. Is Jon Snow really dead? Is Arya’s blindness permanent or just a way to teach her to become nobody? And where the hell is Benjen Stark? With Season 5’s finale leaving us with more questions than answers, it’s no surprise that the […]
11 years ago

This might be the most inventive Tinder profile we’ve ever seen
Getting the perfect selfie for your Tinder profile can be a thankless task. Either the lighting’s wrong, or you’re having a bad hair day, or you’re finding it really difficult to photoshop some friends into the background. But one smart chap found an ingenious workaround…drawing sketches of himself. This gent, known only as Matt, had […]
11 years ago

Dominos app update makes ordering a pizza dangerously easy
If you have trouble convincing yourself to not order a pizza every night, then this is just going to make things worse. Domino’s Pizza have just launched their new ‘Easy Order’ option, which allows users to order their favourite pizza at the push of a button. All you need to do is register your address […]
11 years ago

Brazilian media report that Alexandre Pato is joining Spurs
There’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news – for Spurs fans at least – is that the Brazilian media claim talks will commence this week to negotiate Alexandre Pato’s transfer from Corinthians to the North London club. The bad news is that talks are being led by Pato’s representative – the one and only Kia […]
11 years ago

The Brits 2016 statue has been unveiled and it has nipple stars
Glitz or kitsch?
11 years ago

Dave Grohl pens a letter to Paris victims and releases new Foo Fighters music
Foo Fighters have revealed a new, free EP and asked for fans to donate money to the victims of the Paris terror attacks. The band have been working on the album since October 2014, before Dave Grohl broke his leg, but the frontman has said the tracks have taken on a different tone since the […]
11 years ago

The new Star Wars film is on course to smash records – but will it be the highest grossing movie ever?
The force is strong
11 years ago

Thierry Henry picks fantasy football star as his signing of the season
Former Arsenal captain Thierry Henry has chosen a fellow Frenchman as his signing of the season. Henry says that West Ham have done the best business of all the Premier League teams this year by snatching up Dimitri Payet from Marseille over the summer. The French international has been a key reason behind West Ham’s best […]
11 years ago

Chris Hemsworth has lost a massive amount of weight for new Moby Dick film (pic)
Chris Hemsworth is famous for his frame and muscles as Thor, but at the moment he looks more like Tom Hanks in Cast Away. The Australian actor is living on around 700 calories a day to play sailor Owen Chase for new Moby Dick film ‘In the Heart of the Sea’. He’s had to strip […]
11 years ago

Watch another brand new clip from Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Rey is fierce
11 years ago

The new Scotland kits have split opinion
Scotland may not be headed to Euro 2016, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get a fancy new kit. The latest design was announced on Twitter on Sunday night, and included a smart little tartan number alongside a pink alternate. Introducing the new @ScottishFA Home Jersey. Built to #BeTheDifference pic.twitter.com/Umi4WkYY0z — adidas UK (@adidasUK) November 22, […]
11 years ago

Star Wars: John Hamm, Emma Stone and Michael Buble star in hilarious ‘auditions’ (Video)
“What’s up, Hamm Solo?”
11 years ago

Watch this 7-year-old battle through hiccups to deliver pre-game national anthem
We have to salute this kid’s perseverance. Grasping a microphone in his hands, seven-year-old Ethan Hall prepares to give a rendition of Advance Australia Fair ahead of an Australian baseball game between teams from Brisbane and Adelaide. Unfortunately for the youngster, his performance is interrupted by hiccups, attracting a few smiles from the baseball players that […]
11 years ago

This Coca-Cola Polar Bear is having a great time as he poses for photographs (Video)
There’s something very watchable about this Coca-Cola endorsing polar bear. We don’t know an awful lot of the details about this video, but it’s almost certainly Christmas related. The seven foot polar bear (which we refuse to believe is a man in a suit) can be seen thoroughly enjoying himslef as he poses for photographs with people. […]
11 years ago

Raheem Sterling’s ‘deleted tweet’ about Liverpool has caused a stir on Twitter
In the wake of Liverpool’s 4-1 victory at the Etihad, Raheem Sterling’s name has been mentioned a fair bit. Having played against his former side for the first time, there were plenty of ‘Raheem, what’s the score?’ chants directed at him from the away end in the game’s closing stages. Very few were expecting Liverpool’s […]
11 years ago

The stat that shows that Roberto Firmino is thriving under Jurgen Klopp
After arriving in summer, it’s safe to say that Roberto Firmino took a while to find his feet at Liverpool. In Brendan Rodgers’ final weeks at the club, the Brazilian regularly struggled to recreate the form that had seen his new club pay Hoffenheim around £30m to bring him to Anfield. His performance against Manchester […]
11 years ago

Scottish club wear special France jerseys in classy tribute to Paris terror attack victims
A nice touch.
11 years ago

Canadian children dress lamp posts in clothes to help homeless people
A brilliant gesture
11 years ago

This footage of a drone flying through a fireworks display is beautiful (Video)
We might have found the perfect use for a drone. This video from 2014 has been doing the rounds again, and it’s absolutely glorious. Drones. Fireworks. Needlessly extravagant Italian music. What’s not to like? Stunning.
11 years ago

Jamie Vardy’s victory speech is as cheeky as they come (Video)
How do you celebrate equalling Ruud van Nistelrooy’s Premier League goalscoring record? If you’re Jamie Vardy, you brush off the achievement and start looking forward to beers on the bus home. The Leicester striker scored for the 10th successive game in the 3-0 victory at Newcastle, helping the Foxes move top of the Premier League […]
11 years ago

Watford vs Man United – starting lineups
Man United visit Watford for Saturday’s lunchtime kick off bereft of a number of attacking options. With Anthony Martial and Wayne Rooney both out following knocks during the international break, United have plumped for a front four of Juan Mata, Ander Herrera, Jesse Lingard and Memphis Depay, whilst James Wilson doesn’t even make the bench. […]
11 years ago

Frankie Edgar’s manager tears into Conor McGregor with “big-mouthed leprechaun” insult
He’s not happy
11 years ago

Odds have been slashed on Brendan Rodgers’ next destination and it’s not Galatasaray
Back in the hot seat
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal mulling Man United debut for in-form 20-year-old striker this weekend
He needs a squad number first!
11 years ago

Police pull survivors out of Mali hotel attacked by terrorists as siege brought to an end (Video)
The latest news from Mali
11 years ago

You cannot argue with Anthony Martial’s three favourite players of all time
Kid’s got taste
11 years ago

Someone has invented sliced ketchup and we’re not sure how to feel about it (Video)
No more banging on the end of bottles
11 years ago

Anthony Martial speaks of his admiration for Pep Guardiola’s great Barcelona team
It’s funny to think that the name Anthony Martial meant so little to Manchester United supporters just a few months ago. After a debut goal against Liverpool, the young Frenchman has quickly become a fan-favourite at Old Trafford, adding more goals in the performances that have followed. Although the injury he sustained against England at […]
11 years ago

Anonymous could hack PlayStation networks in cyber-war with ISIS
In the aftermath of the Paris attacks, Anonymous have been redoubling their efforts in their cyber-war with ISIS. Having spammed the terrorist organisation with rickrolls and claimed to have filled the Twitter account of one ISIS member with cats and unicorns, it’s now being suggested that Anonymous could look to hack other methods of online communication that are used […]
11 years ago

Mali hotel attack: Reports suggest gunmen have killed some of the hostages
Reports are now suggesting that some of the hostages taken by gunmen at a hotel in Mali have been killed. After taking as many as 170 hostage at the Radisson Blu hotel in Bamako, reports are claiming that three have been killed. #Bamako_now 3 hostages are dead from 170 and 20 were released one of them […]
11 years ago

Gunmen have taken 170 people hostage in a hotel in Mali
Bamako is under attack.
11 years ago

Paddy Kenny admirably cancels Bury contract just 13 days after signing
Classy guy
11 years ago

Former US star suggests Gerrard and Lampard underestimated MLS
After turning their backs on the Premier League and heading to Major League Soccer, Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard have hardly set America alight. Lampard now plies his trade with New York City FC, with Gerrard swapping Merseyside for California as he signed up with the LA Galaxy. Landon Donovan, one of the Galaxy’s former favourites, […]
11 years ago

This picture of a young Gary Neville will make you laugh
There’s been a whole lot of goodwill for Gary Neville since he retired and became a pundit, and this will make you love him even more. Karen Connolly has taken to Twitter to post this absolutely hilarious of picture of herself and the main man in what can safely be described as, ‘straight from the 90s’. […]
11 years ago

Steven Gerrard rules out Liverpool return and has a pop at City and Chelsea
Apron strings cut
11 years ago

Police ‘carry out controlled explosion’ on car abandoned outside London tube station (Video)
The area was evacuated…
11 years ago

Brendan Rodgers has held talks with Galatasaray over a return to management
Former Liverpool manager, Brendan Rodgers, seems poised to return to football. Having been replaced by Jurgen Klopp at Anfield last month, Rodgers has been linked with several clubs, including struggling Premier League champions Chelsea. It’s now being reported that Rodgers has held talks with Turkish giants, Galatasaray, who sit third in their domestic league behind rivals […]
11 years ago

Move over Netflix, Sky Q is coming, but what is it? (pics)
Truly innovative
11 years ago

Chilling Nostradamus prediction told of the rise of ISIS and World War III, reports claims
Before anyone starts to read too deeply into the following, it’s worth remembering that Nostradamus made thousands upon thousands of predictions during his lifetime, meaning his track record isn’t actually that great. Despite this, it hasn’t stopped some from claiming that the 16th century prophet predicted the rise of Napoleon and Adolf Hitler, and events […]
11 years ago

Shocking footage shows woman escape after Paris attacker’s gun jams at vital moment (Video)
Anyone who escaped from the Paris terror attacks with their lives intact will count themselves very fortunate. But perhaps none more so than this woman, who managed to flee seconds after having a gun aimed at her from point-blank range. Security footage obtained by the Daily Mail appears to show one of the gunmen point his weapon […]
11 years ago

The nominations for the ‘Bad Sex in Fiction’ prize are out – and they’re hilarious
Mills and Boon eat your heart out. The Literary Review have announced the shortlist for this year’s Bad Sex in Fiction prize – and there are some absolute corkers. In the words of the Review, the aim of the award is to honour “an author who has produced an outstandingly bad scene of sexual description in an […]
11 years ago

German media releases details of Hanover stadium terror threat
Terrorists were foiled in their attempts to set off ‘several explosive devices’ at the stadium where Germany were due to play the Netherlands, according to the German media. The ringleader of the operation was expected to film the detonation of devices inside the HDI Arena, while a further bomb was due to be set off in the city […]
11 years ago

Anonymous reveals this three-pronged attack in cyberwar against ISIS (Video)
This is what they can do…
11 years ago

John Boyega reveals what it’s really like to control a lightsaber
John Boyega got very protective over his lightsaber on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens. Well you would, wouldn’t you. The British actor, who plays new hero Finn in the next instalment of the franchise, confessed he was so excited about receiving his own Jedi weapon that he wouldn’t let […]
11 years ago

Rihanna joins Snoop’s cannabis army by launching her own range of weed
To put it bluntly…
11 years ago