Record on the line…

12 years ago

Ninten-d’oh!

12 years ago

Phoney war…

12 years ago

He’s Gunner score…

12 years ago

Stellar work…

12 years ago

Defensive shield…

12 years ago

Flash Corden…

12 years ago

Wash that mouth out…

12 years ago

Lawn Shark

12 years ago

Just something we’ve throne together…

12 years ago

Just delivering a Cheikh…

12 years ago

McConaughey is finally shining as brightly as his suits…

12 years ago

“I’ll show you later, Jack”

12 years ago

You can’t spell ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ without ‘beer’…

12 years ago

Sorry to drone on…

12 years ago

Let’s give them all a big hand…

12 years ago

Not allowed to suffer in silence…

12 years ago

The citizens of Mobile were left stunned

12 years ago

Maybe playing behind Bradley Wright-Phillips will bring the best out of them…

12 years ago

Falcao to take Balotelli’s place? The Daily Star report that Radamel Falcao’s imminent Manchester United exit will not spell the end of his time in England, with Liverpool lining up a shock move for the Colombian. We’re not sure what Brendan Rodgers has seen in Falcao that we haven’t, but he may be ready to cut […]

12 years ago

Paul Walker was a braver man than we are… It takes balls to impersonate Vin Diesel considering the ass-kicking the Hollywood muscle-head could hand out, but that’s exactly what Walker does in this video…fooling Fast & Furious co-star Tyrese Gibson. Walker, who died in a car accident in November 2013, was never seen as the […]

12 years ago

The things people will do just to watch Dmitri Kombarov…

12 years ago

Striking while the Iron’s hot…

12 years ago

“Going once…going twice…sold!”

12 years ago

“You know, I’d never actually listened to them before.”

12 years ago

“Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon…”

12 years ago

“It’s not your fault Adrian, I just think we should see different football clubs”

12 years ago

We’ve all been there… Standing in line at the bäckerei or boulangerie hopelessly praying that our GCSE language skills save us from embarrassment. But most of us have never ended up running a live blog in which we were supposed to translate a German press conference. That’s what happened to The Telegraph’s Ben Bloom on […]

12 years ago

Will there be a ‘full house’ in Paris tonight…?

12 years ago

Get that man a beer…

12 years ago

US politics isn’t really our bag here at JOE…that is, until we came across the 404 page on Hillary Clinton’s campaign website. You know, that little error page that redirects you when you’ve hit a broken link. Well, take a look at this excellent example that might – just might – carry ‘Hillary for America’ all […]

12 years ago

Mario Lolotelli…

12 years ago

He owns him. He f**king owns him. Owned. Ouch. Burn. Zing. Don’t mess with Petr. Come at the Petr, you best not miss. OWNED. https://twitter.com/baelyblind/status/588061942717292547 https://t.co/OUgDDpTKzt. I doubt that as Slovenian he could play for the Czech team 😂😯😮🙈🙊😳 — Petr Cech (@PetrCech) April 14, 2015 Owned.

12 years ago

When your club have just lost 4-2 to their bitter rivals in the Manchester derby, it probably isn’t the best idea to be pictured grinning with the opposition manager. But that’s exactly what happened to Man City women’s team players Toni Duggan and Isobel Christiansen on Sunday night. Duggan put the photo on Instagram with the […]

12 years ago

Chunky soldiers have been ordered to attend army ‘fat clubs’ after medical checks ruledsome troops are too overweight to fight. The Mirror report that a diet of fry-ups for breakfast and chips with every meal has led to a number of soldiers being ‘medically downgraded’ ahead of planned tours to Iraq and Afghanistan, with senior officers forced to step […]

12 years ago

Footballers are notorious for getting away with murder, protected by clubs willing to defend the indefensible to protect their investment. But it turns out there is a line they shouldn’t cross…which was emphatically discovered by Bosnian defender Emir Spahic this week. The centre-back has been sacked by Bundesliga side Bayer Leverkusen for headbutting a steward […]

12 years ago

I was saying boo-urns…

12 years ago

A combined Man United and Man City team without Paul Scholes, Eric Cantona or David Silva? *Reaches for tin hat* There isn’t even a place for Sun Jihai or Tom Cleverley. Big decisions had to be taken to squeeze just 11 of Manchester’s finest into one team ahead of Sunday’s derby but we’ve come up with […]

12 years ago

Up or down?

12 years ago

Not your usual Nirvana performance…

12 years ago

The wait is finally over. Liverpool have revealed their new home shirt for next season…and it’s RED. A packed Anfield crowd celebrated the launch of the New Balance strip, while Twitter had a titter about the irony of the manufacturer’s name and Steven Gerrard… This is the new Liverpool's home kit for the season 15/16. […]

12 years ago

This is a pretty close call…

12 years ago

Oh Stuart…

12 years ago

This is pretty touching..

12 years ago

Who knew you could use the law to your advantage?

12 years ago

There’s a huge weekend of Premier League action ahead, so we’ve picked the big storylines you’ll need to look out for. No need to thank us… 1. A comparison between Sherwood and Pochettino’s win percentages The People’s Gaffer is back at the Lane on Saturday with a point to prove following his exit last summer. […]

12 years ago

OUTTA MY WAY, IT’S AN EMERGENCY!

12 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

12 years ago

NOPE…

12 years ago

Norwegian blue…

12 years ago