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Published 21:51 19 Apr 2016 BST
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Ironically, thanks to the emergence of some other bloke with the same name, nobody refers to this Ronaldo without adding some form of adjective before his name: the Brazilian Ronaldo, the old Ronaldo, the fat Ronaldo... you get the idea.
Although the Portuguese, younger, slimmer Ronaldo has smashed records for fun in recent years, his namesake was a bloody good player and is definitely worthy of a place in the team if not just to educate the youngsters of today.
Dubbed the next Pele when barely out of his mother's womb, Adu was being linked with every major club in the world before he was old enough to sprout facial hair.
We'd love to see a 15-year-old Adu (who'd probably be rated at at least a 92 in FIFA speak) tearing up defences on FIFA 17.
In recognition of the his time at Stamford Bridge, any appearance as a FIFA 17 legend would see Bogarde spend his time exclusively as an unused substitute and would cost anyone wishing to purchase him hundreds of pounds a month with payments only stopping at about the time FIFA 22 is due for release.
Besides, we doubt Carlos Valderrama would have his own legend card is he'd asked the barber for a sensible, Steven Gerrard-esque, short back and sides, tidy on top ever week.
Campos went as far as wearing his own retina-burning designs when on duty for his national team, making David Seaman's Euro 96 efforts look like something drab your dad would wear from M&S.
Who wouldn't want their FIFA goalkeeper dressed like this crazy b*stard?
The one thing all FIFA games have lacked down the years has been a baddie, and the dethroned president of world football would fit the role perfectly.
Like Robotnik to Sonic the Hedgehog or Bowser to Mario, Blatter could be the ideal man to randomly appear and redistribute your FIFA coins and points to one of his mates.
It'd certainly add a very different layer to the game, that's for sure.
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