The perfect Christmas present for nan
If you are on the hunt for early Christmas presents, then designer and artist Monsby has unveiled his new bright-pink “boner lamp,” complete with a fake foreskin.
Monsby, who you might remember from earlier additions to his collection, unveiled his new creation on Twitter, where he wrote: “New lamp. Available at Monsby.com.” The anonymous designer has not included a typical light switch as to turn this beauty on; you need only peel back its fabricated foreskin.
The “San Francisco Boner In Pink” wall LED lamp is made of fabric, biodegradable plastics, wood and aluminium and stands at roughly 10-inches.
New lamp. Available at https://t.co/X7twIEcdnH #design #art #news #bbc #cnn #museum pic.twitter.com/0A49Qz0tHZ
— Monsby (@monsbyofficial) August 11, 2022
You might be wondering, so what’s the catch?
Well, you can purchase the lamp for a staggering $500 or $1000 if you were hoping for a bespoke wooden gift box. There are also only 50 being sold online.
“Wall Lamp inspired by medieval torch, vibe of San Francisco and erect penis, which gives light as a symbol of new life,” the lamp’s description reads. “Harmony, ladies and gentlemen. Limited edition in an amazing wooden box with a certificate of authenticity.”
Season 4 research. #theboys 🤪 https://t.co/bE1K5Q3fwO
— Stephan Fleet 🏳️🌈 (@stephanfleet) August 15, 2022
Naturally, Twitter went into meltdown following the reveal.
Amazon’s The Boys creator was one of 14k people to comment on the design.
He wrote: “Season 4 research. #theboys.”
Everything reminds me of her.. https://t.co/QCr8aQN3F3
— Apathy (@cockmogger) August 14, 2022
Another joker wrote: “They had to discontinue the one that looked like a vagina due to numerous complaints from men who couldn’t figure out how to turn it on.”
A third added: “On, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off… AAAHHH!”
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