I feel attacked
Nigel Farage condoms are on sale at UKIP party conference "for when you have a hard Brexit."
Yes, UKIP are
still a thing and, yes, its members are capable of procreating. So, in a weird way, it's probably a good thing these condoms are on sale?
The contraceptive was photographed at the UKIP Young Independence stall, at the party's conference in Birmingham, by Channel 4's political correspondent Michael Crick.
https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/1043078678878609408
Nigel Farage condoms
Available for £1 each, or with a multibuy discount four for £2, the condoms are an early frontrunner for 'most egregious piece of political merchandise during party conference season.'
The rest of the party's day in Birmingham focused on leader Gerrard Batten's speech.
In a celebratory tone, it is after all UKIP's 25th year of existence, he thanked members for their support and lauded the party's "truly historic" achievements.
Referencing the financial trouble UKIP experienced earlier this year, he joked: "Some people say I have saved the party, in all due modesty that is true."
And I managed to get through all of that without making a joke about Nigel Farage being a big old dick.
