A Birmingham City fan on loving losing

1 year ago

On Friday lunchtime, to one side of the playground, Monty, Jonty and Bonty filled in Timmy. They knocked out a tooth, gave him a black eye and emotional trauma which he will not surmount until at least 12 meetings with an occupational health counsellor (court-mandated since Officer Timmy wrongfully arrested a young black family for […]

2 years ago

Polish state media broadcast live from aid stations, commending the generosity of their compatriots. They don’t show the fresh Nazi graffiti on the high street. It’s cheaper than usual to fly to Poland this time of year. Travel in the opposite direction is three times more expensive. In the modern economy, escaping conflict is a […]

4 years ago

The prime minister is adamant on a return to education, regardless of the COVID situation

4 years ago

Get your magnifying glass out

4 years ago

This is not what was meant to happen

4 years ago

If you are a man, your life will be longer in Iran than Glasgow

4 years ago

The PM’s father has been accused of groping Senior Tory MP Caroline Nokes, and journalist Ailbhe Rea Former Minister Caroline Nokes has accused the prime minister’s father, Stanley Johnson, of touching her inappropriately at the Conservative Party conference in 2003. Nokes told Sky News that Johnson had smacked her “on the backside about as hard […]

4 years ago

We’re all going on a summer holiday

4 years ago

Oh no

4 years ago

In the early hours of Friday morning, it went to the wire at the by-election count

4 years ago

Caolan Robertson was cameraman, director and editor to a who’s who of the far-right. He says he’s a changed man but can we believe him?

5 years ago

What. A. Day.

5 years ago

The Mayor of London joked it would be easier for Boris Johnson to delete his WhatsApp account

5 years ago

The PoliticsJOE team report from Edinburgh

5 years ago

Watch the PoliticsJOE team’s campaign trail vlog

5 years ago

Like a Mike Tyson fight, I can’t take my eyes off the man who gets into the ring and kicks the shit out of everyone

5 years ago

The PoliticsJOE team bumped into the leader of the Labour party in Hartlepool

5 years ago

Football has been about money, not fans or their wishes, for a very long time, it’s too late for politics to change that

5 years ago

The Queen’s husband has passed away

5 years ago

The Met Police have problems that go far beyond one night of dumb decisions

5 years ago

Goodbye, Piers

5 years ago

Here. We. Go.

5 years ago

The A&E doctor talks about a new government gig, his brother’s suicide and the differences between Theresa May and Boris Johnson

5 years ago

The ocean has him now

5 years ago

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

5 years ago

Horse, bolted

5 years ago

Anarchy and bloodshed at the heart of American democracy

5 years ago

Computer software created in 1994 is referred to in the agreement’s section on data encryption

5 years ago

Their wedding has been cancelled four times during the coronavirus pandemic

5 years ago

Matt Hancock is expected to place millions more Brits into Tier 4 tomorrow, but scientists are calling for him to go further

5 years ago

They could call it the Book of Moron

5 years ago

The new figure means Russia has the third most deaths in the world

5 years ago

‘I would like him to have the same respect for trans people as he has for animals’

5 years ago

You’d forgotten it was winter, hadn’t you

5 years ago

NHS boss Simon Stevens says we are ‘back in the eye of the storm’

5 years ago

Facemasks should be worn at every opportunity, medical leaders warn

5 years ago

Three more Man City players and staff are having to self-isolate

5 years ago

The England captain says it would be a ‘dream come true’ and tick something off his ‘bucket list’

5 years ago

Harsher restrictions than November’s measures could be imposed in the New Year, it’s reported

5 years ago

Zhang Zhan will spend four years in a Chinese jail for reporting on the pandemic

5 years ago

This is America

5 years ago

Some students could be staying at home until February

5 years ago

There have not been 10 or more federal executions in a year since 1896

5 years ago

Will other supermarkets follow suit?

5 years ago

The UK’s fifth richest man previously said manufacturing would take place in Wales

5 years ago

Kay’s 60th birthday party broke Tier 2 regulations

5 years ago

Who saw that coming

5 years ago

The president is planning to decline an invite and instead campaign in Florida

5 years ago

Those opposed said they were concerned about safety and side effects

5 years ago