Man gives out rotisserie chickens to trick-or-treaters over Halloween
To hell with sweets.
Halloween is a time when ghouls, evil and villainy reign supreme. As a society, the Halloween weekend sees us seeking out horror stories and frightful delights because for a brief period of time, we cast away the heroes and revel in the unspeakable evil of Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees.
One man is making a stand for the heroes though, and and he's doing it with rotisserie chickens.
You've probably received fruit or nuts while trick-or-treating, but we're confident in saying that this has never happened to you.
im giving out rotisserie chickens to trick or treaters tonight pic.twitter.com/XqAjAiz78b
— mr nesquik (@boner_tricks) October 31, 2016
Naturally, some people felt that there was something fowl about this story.
excuse you, i spent $835 on rotisserie fucking chickens
— mr nesquik (@boner_tricks) November 1, 2016
This eggcellent story was proven to have more than just a nugget of truth though.
Take a bow rotisserie chicken man, you're clearly the Halloween hero that we all need.
i'd be delighted if i got a rotisserie chicken while trick or treating. i'd be delighted with a rotisserie chicken in any situation.
— adidas priest (@lieptogalas) November 1, 2016
bro if someone gave me a rotisserie chicken while trick or treating that would've been the best halloween of my life
— emily lock (@emmlockk) November 2, 2016