Cigarettes & Alcohol...and spuds.
The sky is blue. The grass is green. Liam Gallagher is tweeting back in anger at Noel.
Pretty standard stuff but the world's most entertaining sibling rivalry has taken a bizarre turn after Noel's recent appearance on Later ... with Jools Holland.
As Oasis fans know, the song Shakermaker was inspired by a toy that Noel had as a kid, but we don't see many children being allowed to play with a pair of scissors.
In case you haven't seen it yet, relive the scissors that were seen around the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwV1lKNA0wU
As is the norm, Liam wasn't going to let an opportunity like this pass him by and he gleefully delivered the 172,474,987th dig at his brother.
In an interview with Radio 1, our kid said: I’m gonna have someone sharpening a pencil at my gig. It’s gonna properly blow people’s minds. Or, I’ll peel a banana or something live on air, that’ll be good. Maybe get a sticker book out and like, put stickers in it. With a load of reverb on it, and with the right crowd and if you give them enough booze, I think it’ll go down well.
It’s alright if you’re twenty and you’re off your head on mushrooms, but the guy’s fifty now,” Liam said of his brother and former bandmate. “You know what I mean? If he’s really trying to convince people that playing scissors is the right way to go about business, he needs to have a big, long, lie down."
Well, if you're a Liam Gallagher fan then you might be in luck.
Granted, we're 99.99% certain that he's taking the mickey of his older brother here, but you never know?
Maybe he plans on 'doing a Barney Gumble' by taking music to strange new places?
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/927905228917280768
If rock music is ever in danger of going stale, we reckon that Liam's got his own version of 'Number 8. Number 8. Number 8.'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gW7Z3yMtDo
If that's not enough Liam for one day, the comments that he made about Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys are bound to get a reaction.
As You Were x
https://twitter.com/BBCR1/status/927871605065355269
