Meat lovers unite – bacon scented underwear is here

Trying to find the perfect Christmas gift can be a little trying, to say the least.

If only there was something with practical usage but with a novelty feature that was sure to put a smile on anyone’s face. Enter the bacon-scented underwear. According to a 2010 study by Perishable News, 43 per cent of Canadians prefer bacon to sex. This product is designed for those who no longer want to decide between the two. A pair will set you back $20 and are available to order here. For those less enthusiastic about the association of their special places and bacon, there’s also a bacon-scented pillow. It will allow you drift asleep to the soothing smell of fatty meats. The products are available at J&D’s, a company started by two pals who won money on America’s Funniest Home Videos. Their founding product was bacon salt and they’ve since invested in a heap of other bacon related goods. Be warned though, the site advises the underwear should be avoided by those 'who have a large dog with razor sharp teeth'. We’ll leave that one up to the imagination.