The photos were taken over a number of years and the facilities are state of the art.
Have you been round to see the Beckham's recently? No. You haven't have you. Never even been invited. Never even got the text did you? About that garden party in the summer? No? Will Smith was there. No? Pity. Real pity.
Well thanks to the gradual posting of their favourite family moments on Instagram - such as Becks flipping some pancakes, and then Cruz flipping pancakes - fans of the power couple can now catch a glimpse of their £31.5 million mansion in London.
Now you can imagine what life would have been like if you married a Spice Girl, banged in a 35-yard free-kick against Greece and had loads of different haircuts.
Let's take a look:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6tSS8F1Yh/?hl=en&taken-by=victoriabeckham
Is that a human skeleton just hanging outside your - *checks date* - oh, ok. Good. Good.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ0SU25lbhC/?hl=en&taken-by=victoriabeckham
Victoria here showcasing a lovely marble staircase and a look I like to call the: "Oh god, I am hungover"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaGanZhFFqa/?hl=en&taken-by=victoriabeckham
Really Victoria? Again?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbY1wyWnlD2/?hl=en&taken-by=davidbeckham
I will pay you one million pounds in cash if you can tell me what 'Jack Frost etc etc' means
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZSsgsEBMzG/?hl=en&taken-by=davidbeckham
This is the lounge. That lamp looks pretty bright. Which is cool, I guess.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZlXzAslkk7/?hl=en&taken-by=victoriabeckham
I will give you ten million pounds in cash if you can tell me what Victoria Beckham is doing here.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaebP60HpH2/?hl=en&taken-by=cruzbeckham
No further questions.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRDW3ULha6F/?hl=en&taken-by=davidbeckham
I don't know anything about kitchens but they have a working hob so that's me suitably impressed.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BL73QicBXoA/?hl=en&taken-by=davidbeckham
The garden at the Beckham's is reportedly 'air-conditioned' but I still think individual bedrooms in the house would have been more suitable for the children.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQyIlPtBQHN/?hl=en&taken-by=davidbeckham
So it turns out Becks is just like the rest of us. Just a normal guy. Makes a pie and whacks it straight onto Instagram. Capitalises the word CRUSTY for no reason. Cool.
Hope you liked our tour, let's never visit again.
