21 thoughts you'll have while battling a Bank Holiday hangover
An extra day off.
They're few and far between, so we try and make the most of them.
Some of us will make the most of the lie-in. Some will take advantage of the free time to enjoy a good meal or meet up with a friend we haven't seen in a while.
Some, though, felt the real gift was a Sunday night that wasn't a school night. And you can bet your ass they're paying for it today.
It goes a little something like this...
Where am I?
Where are all my things?
What is on my face? Is that BLOOD? Nope. It's ketchup.
Who did I text?
Worse... who did I call?
If I turn off my phone I won't know and I can ignore it.
Does everyone hate me? I feel like everyone hates me.
Food might fix me.
Food might kill me.
Worth a shot though.
WRONG. SEND AN AMBULANCE.
There's only one thing for it - a Netflix marathon.
My couch still loves me.
Text from unknown number. Dear God this can't be good.
Well, it's friendly... so that's a good start.
Flashback! Did I snog someone last night? I remember a dance-off but...
I'll call the mates and we can compare notes.
I have a pain in my face. From laughing.
No one hates me. I know this, but it doesn't make The Fear any less real.
Until next time.