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Then it started to go slightly downhill.
After denouncing the Prawn Cocktail Walkers for 'smelling like pee', Billy's female pal compared the aroma of Salt 'n' Vinegar to her dad's socks.
Worcester Sauce fared better - the taste reminded them of stir-fried Kimchi - but still managed to 'paralyse' their tongues.
We'll admit that when they produced a bag of Mr Porky's Pork Scratchings, we feared the worst. But despite having reservations about the general concept of the scratching (don't we all?), they seemed to get pretty into them.
Cheese 'n' Onion was the overwhelming champion in the taste test, but the young woman - opinionated throughout - said the whole affair was 'very shocking'.
Her final comments, however, we found to be quite profound.
While we strongly disagree with their Salt 'n' Vinegar dismissal, these guys are brilliantly entertaining.
Can we have them reviewing pasties next?



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