Greggs is rolling out a bottomless Festive Bake brunch

Pastries will be paired with Greggspresso martinis

You've heard about the rest, now get ready to try the best. Prosecco and eggs royale brunches have stormed the market over the past few years, allowing punters to tuck into endless plates of food and quaff fizz and pornstar martinis until they drop... usually at around 3pm on Saturday afternoon. But the events - usually the preserve of penis straw-clad hen parties - have long been in need of a spruce up, and with Christmas on the horizon, we think we've found something that does just that. Greggs the baker is set to host a range of brunches celebrating the return of the iconic Festive Bakes in serious style. The Festive Bake Brunch will come complete with pastry platters, handcrafted cocktails including Greggspresso martinis and festive fizz, and a whole host of Greggs sweet treats. https://twitter.com/GreggsOfficial/status/1587733756730900480?s=20&t=_sDjPSrvMJe-HW6Gxoc9Sg It promises to be the tastiest and most exclusive brunch this Christmas. If that wasn’t enough to get you screaming ‘SIGN ME UP’, Hunsnet will also be there to get the party started with a full DJ set and classic Christmas medleys. Want to get in on the action? Of course you do. Keep an eye out on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook channels on Friday 4th November at 12 noon to be the first to get your hands on a ticket. But be quick, they won’t be around for long. Related links:

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