17 fucked-up pizzas that are an insult to pizza 4 years ago

17 fucked-up pizzas that are an insult to pizza

1. I have seen the face of sadness and now my heart is cold and withered.


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2. This pizza is made with a cauliflower base and I want to smash it with my fists.

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3. You didn't know pizza could catch the bubonic plague, did you?

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4. Pizza is pizza and salad is salad, and never the twain shall meet.


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5. This is the kind of disaster that celebrities hold telethons for. Please, give generously, so that others may be spared this horror.


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6. Go away, broccoli. No one wants you here.


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7. What kind of monster cuts their pizza into squares?

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8. What did we say about salad? At least put some cheese on it.

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9. REAL cheese, that is.

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10. Yo, when I said 'just ham' you weren't meant to take me literally.

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11. Get this fusion shit out of my face.

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12. This is what passes for pizza in high school. You'd expect better in prison.

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13. Hipsters have done some good things for food culture. Oblong pizzas with shitty toppings and no cheese served on a plank of wood is not one of them.

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14. Sorry man, the pizza guy puked on your order.

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15. Onion rings? Check. Weird green shit? Check. Served on a giant rich tea biscuit? Check.

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16. Nothing wrong with olives and peppers on a pizza, but not like this. Not like this

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17. "Shit, I forgot to put the ham on."

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