17 fucked-up pizzas that are an insult to pizza
1. I have seen the face of sadness and now my heart is cold and withered.
2. This pizza is made with a cauliflower base and I want to smash it with my fists.
3. You didn't know pizza could catch the bubonic plague, did you?
4. Pizza is pizza and salad is salad, and never the twain shall meet.
5. This is the kind of disaster that celebrities hold telethons for. Please, give generously, so that others may be spared this horror.
6. Go away, broccoli. No one wants you here.
7. What kind of monster cuts their pizza into squares?
8. What did we say about salad? At least put some cheese on it.
9. REAL cheese, that is.
10. Yo, when I said 'just ham' you weren't meant to take me literally.
11. Get this fusion shit out of my face.
12. This is what passes for pizza in high school. You'd expect better in prison.
13. Hipsters have done some good things for food culture. Oblong pizzas with shitty toppings and no cheese served on a plank of wood is not one of them.
14. Sorry man, the pizza guy puked on your order.
15. Onion rings? Check. Weird green shit? Check. Served on a giant rich tea biscuit? Check.
16. Nothing wrong with olives and peppers on a pizza, but not like this. Not like this
17. "Shit, I forgot to put the ham on."