Food | 2 months ago
17 fucked-up pizzas that are an insult to pizza
This is not pizza. This is an abomination.

1. I have seen the face of sadness and now my heart is cold and withered.

Photo: jayrod422

 

2. This pizza is made with a cauliflower base and I want to smash it with my fists.

Photo: etevian

 

3. You didn't know pizza could catch the bubonic plague, did you?

Photo: @ysamrod

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4. Pizza is pizza and salad is salad, and never the twain shall meet.

Photo: @averagejosh

 

5. This is the kind of disaster that celebrities hold telethons for. Please, give generously, so that others may be spared this horror.

Photo: @AnaGBonita

 

6. Go away, broccoli. No one wants you here.

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Photo: @bchristiandavis

 

7. What kind of monster cuts their pizza into squares?

Photo: @collett7

 

8. What did we say about salad? At least put some cheese on it.

Photo: @nidaaaznam

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9. REAL cheese, that is.

Photo: Cheddar_Shreddar 

 

10. Yo, when I said 'just ham' you weren't meant to take me literally.

Photo: KevinSchenk

 

11. Get this fusion shit out of my face.

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Photo: Formulagolf

 

12. This is what passes for pizza in high school. You'd expect better in prison.

Photo: thats_illuminati

 

13. Hipsters have done some good things for food culture. Oblong pizzas with shitty toppings and no cheese served on a plank of wood is not one of them.

Photo: @gmsimpPE

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14. Sorry man, the pizza guy puked on your order.

Photo: @elduche00

 

15. Onion rings? Check. Weird green shit? Check. Served on a giant rich tea biscuit? Check.

Photo: @emilouwhite

 

16. Nothing wrong with olives and peppers on a pizza, but not like this. Not like this

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Photo: @agooslove

 

17. "Shit, I forgot to put the ham on."

Photo: @Victorliv17

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