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11th July 2018
10:43am BST

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Disclaimer: Please do not jump through bus shelters or climb up lamposts. You see that lovely man above? Would he approve of that behaviour? No. No, he would not.
Make him proud, do it for him, just jump about in a waistcoat like a good, sensible lad.
Jeremy Corbyn has previously called for a Bank Holiday if England win the tournament, and MP Emily Thornberry has backed the plans.
A spokesperson has said: "The World Cup is a very special international competition. It's something that brings people together on a very large scale and we need recognition of that and recognition of the importance of football in the country."
As of yet, Downing Street has yet to comment on the support behind the Bank Holiday, proving once and for all that Gareth Southgate is the only leader this country can now rely on.
Do it for all of us, Gaz. Bring football home and we'll see you on Monday for a pint or two.
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