Why Erling Haaland uses a different name when playing for Norway
Fans have been asking the question Why does Erling Haaland use a different name when he plays for Norway, as oppose to Man City? Well, that is the question on everyone’s lips, and lucky for you, we have the answer. Erling Haaland bagged the first two goals in his country’s 4-1 win over Iraq in […]
2 weeks ago
Erling Haaland reported to police after ‘leaving mascot with suspected whiplash’
The mascot claimed she suffered neck and head pain Manchester City star Erling Haaland has been reported to the police after allegedly leaving a mascot with suspected whiplash. According to The Sun, the woman was working inside cuddly alien mascot ‘Moonbeam’ before City’s 1-0 victory over Southampton last October when Haaland gave her a ‘playful […]
1 year ago
Erling Haaland signs huge nine-and-a-half-year contract with Manchester City
It’s understood to be one of the ‘most lucrative sporting contracts ever’ Erling Haaland has committed the majority of his career to Manchester City after signing a huge nine-and-a-half-year deal with the club. The new deal, reported by the Athletic, will keep the Norwegian striker at the Etihad Stadium until the summer 2034, when he […]
1 year ago
The FootballJOE Quiz: Were you paying attention to the weekend’s action – episode 14
How closely were you watching the weekend’s football? It’s been another busy weekend of football, and we’ve got one question for you: were you watching? Each week, we’ll test you – and ourselves – on the weekend’s football action, to see just how much we were all paying attention. In a pretty quiet international break, […]
1 year ago
Real Madrid set to ‘boycott’ Ballon d’Or ceremony following new leak of alleged winner
Ultimate head loss from Real Madrid Real Madrid are set to boycott the Ballon d’Or after they were told Vinicius Jr would not be winning the award. Furthermore the club have reportedly claimed that they are not respected by UEFA. Vinicius was expected to win the competition however, Fabrizio Romano and a host of other […]
1 year ago
Vinicius Jr ‘will not win Ballon d’Or’ with new favourite identified
Another twist in the tale Real Madrid’s Vinicius Jr will not win the Ballon d’Or, Fabrizio Romano has reported, with a new favourite in line for the crown. Results of the 2024 Ballon d’Or had reportedly been leaked on social media in the run up to the ceremony, however, it appear these may be incorrect. […]
1 year ago