Tap the Vine to stop the carousel and see where each player will end up… Raheem Sterling Angel Di Maria Arda Turan Ilkay Gundogan Jack Wilshere …and Mario Balotelli

11 years ago

Just as Brendan Rodgers and Raheem Sterling were settling down for a cosy evening on the sofa, there was a knock at the door…

11 years ago

If you’ve ever looked at the front of a fitness magazine and thought ‘how the hell do I get in shape like that?’ then wonder no more. JOE has all the answers…well, not exactly, but we know someone who does. Cover models Ryan Terry, Nina Ross and pro bodybuilder Anth Bailes have shared their secrets […]

11 years ago

David Beckham is stopping traffic again with a new promo in New York – but has more than just his pants on this time. Golden Balls has joined forces with telecommunications company Sprint to promote the brand’s All-In campaign, which promotes its commitment to making mobile phone plans easier to understand. You what? In his […]

11 years ago

Today is International Joke Day. Try as we might, we just couldn’t resist. Everyone in the JOE office has been firing gags back and forth all morning – some pure genius, others your dad wouldn’t even touch after a bottle of sherry at Christmas. But as the world comes together to share their wittiest and s**tiest […]

11 years ago

First Spider-Man and now Black Panther, we’re struggling to keep up with Captain America: Civil War. It has been revealed the star-studded Marvel movie will see Black Panther, played by Get On Up actor Chadwick Boseman, take centre stage. It will feature the character so much that Marvel boss Kevin Feige is reluctant to say […]

11 years ago

We don’t mind film sequels, especially when they’re full of fire, explosions and Morgan Freeman looking serious. Olympus Has Fallen had all of those things, and follow-up London Has Fallen has everything that made the first film so great. Well, apart from an original title. Reuniting the all-star cast of Freeman, Aaron Eckhart and Gerard Butler, London […]

11 years ago

We’ve always said Floyd Mayweather has a great sense of humour…largely because we’re afraid to say otherwise. But now there’s some substance to our words, with the world welterweight champion having a laugh at the expense of his recently-defeated rival Manny Pacquiao. The champ walks up to an inanimate punching dummy at the gym and […]

11 years ago

He’s having a mayor…

11 years ago

‘This is my time to shine and I’m going to take that belt.’ Who said it, Conor McGregor or Chad Mendes?* Fair play to the UFC’s marketing time for implementing Plan B with ruthless efficiency. No sooner had the UFC confirmed that Jose Aldo had pulled out of his title defence against Conor McGregor, than […]

11 years ago

Samuel Ditto…

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We seem spoiled for boxing films this year, with upcoming Jake Gyllenhaal vehicle Southpaw set to be closely followed by Creed, a spin-off from the legendary Rocky series. Creed stars Michael B Jordan as Adonis Creed, the son of Rocky’s rival in the Oscar-winning 1976 film, and sees Sylvester Stallone reprise his most famous on-screen role. […]

11 years ago

Paide it forward…

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Pratt’s entertainment…

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Henry Fraser, a former rugby player who was paralysed as a teenager, has created an incredible portrait of tennis star Andy Murray using just his mouth. The one-time England hopeful has not let his disability stop him from making the most of his artistic talents, and shared the sketch with Murray ahead of the number three […]

11 years ago

The building blocks are in place for the new Batman v Superman film – in more ways than one. Not content with laying the foundations for The Lego Batman Movie, the Danish toy company is getting in on the ground floor of the upcoming superhero blockbuster with their own version of the new-look Batmobile. According […]

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Our mind is made up, Dave Grohl is officially the toughest man in music. Either that or the bank manager has come knocking… Weeks after fracturing his leg by falling off a stage in Sweden (and still carrying on singing), Foo Fighters have announced they will return this week. The rockers pulled out of headlining Glastonbury […]

11 years ago

It’s the anniversary of Michael Owen’s wondergoal against Argentina at the 1998 World Cup, and that got us thinking about some of football’s most breathtaking moments. They don’t have to be the best strikes ever scored, but sometimes the combination of occasion and importance will see a goal lift us out of our seats in sheer […]

11 years ago

Proton packs at the ready

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That’s right, you read that headline correctly. JOE. Meets. Arnold. Schwarzenegger. We know, we couldn’t believe our glowing, red eyes either. Hollywood stars really don’t get much bigger than this, both physically and fame-wise. The Austrian Oak is one of the most recognisable people on the planet, making his awkwardly-spelled-name as an action GOD in […]

11 years ago

Daniel Levy has worked his magic again, with Tottenham inexplicably making most of their money back on Brazilian misfit Paulinho. The midfielder, who played just 15 league games last season, has been snapped up by Chinese giants Guangzhou Evergrande for an eye-watering eight-figure fee. https://twitter.com/TransferRelated/status/615511625412550656 Paulinho joined Spurs after an impressive showing at the 2013 […]

11 years ago

Liverpool misfit Mario Balotelli will not be moving to Sampdoria, with the manager of the Serie A club ruling out a move for the Italy international. Walter Zenga told Italian radio station RAI that neither Balotelli nor former Samp striker Antonio Cassano will be moving to the Stadio Luigi Ferraris this summer. Balotelli has been heavily linked with a […]

11 years ago

Wood you believe it…

11 years ago

Nice and cool, you know what I mean…

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It seems LA Galaxy had a different English midfielder in mind for their high-profile signing. Steven Gerrard revealed in January that he was set to leave Liverpool to finish his career at the MLS franchise, but it sounds like the club had a different English legend in their sights. Galaxy manager Bruce Arena revealed his original plans […]

11 years ago

Phil Neville is the new assistant coach at Valencia. He will work under manager Nuno Espirito Santo. Valencia are owned by Singaporean businessman and investor Peter Lim. In other news, Phil Neville owns a stake in Salford City FC. So does Singaporean businessman and investor Peter Lim.

11 years ago

There are more traditional ways to give players a water break… Last night’s Major League Soccer game between Sporting Kansas City and the Colorado Rapids was subject to an unusual interruption. With the visitors preparing to take a free-kick at the start of the second half, the entire stadium sprinkler system was activated, giving the players, […]

11 years ago

It’s only 11 seconds long. That’s the only positive we’ve found in Alexis Sanchez belting out One Direction’s More Than This. What better way to celebrate Chile’s safe progress through to the Copa America semi-finals than indulging in some boyband karaoke? The rendition ends with Sanchez flashing a cheesy smile and blowing a kiss. Now please excuse us whilst we […]

11 years ago

Vlad the uploader…

11 years ago

Bovine comedy…

11 years ago

Cech that out…

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Simple stuff that helps. We have a useful tip: how to take pictures on your iPhone using your headphones. Using the volume up button on official Apple headphones you can take a photo on the iPhone camera which can be really handy if you want to take a clear steady shot. Perfect for non-blurry selfies. […]

11 years ago

The good folk over at Epic TV recently recorded 43-year-old Arnaud Longobardi flying through the open doors into a moving cable car high above the Alps. Now you may ask ‘why’? Our answer is simply, why the f**k not? For this stunt to work, Longobardi had to perfectly time his takeoff after the cable car […]

11 years ago

Borussia Dortmund are set to be raided by Bayern Munich yet again as the Bundesliga champions plot another audacious double swoop on their rivals. It was confirmed on Thursday that club doctor Andreas Schlumberger has taken the well-trodden path from Dortmund to Bayern, replacing Hans-Wilhelm Muller-Wohlfahrt who left in acrimonious circumstances after being publicly mocked […]

11 years ago

Trash talking…

11 years ago

He’s got fans going bananas…

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Snoop Snoop Dogg is indecisive when it comes to his football club allegiances Rat Margot Robbie bore the brunt of Jared Leto’s method acting with an unwelcome gift Parking A man in Brazil got a shock after parking in a disabled space Kray Tom Hardy looks in fine form in the extended trailer for Kray […]

11 years ago

He’s taking the role seriously anyway. Jared Leto will play the Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad movie and his behaviour on the set has been making headlines He hasn’t been seen out of character since filming started and other members of the cast have been afraid to approach him incase they mess up Leto’s mindset. […]

11 years ago

Rapper Snoop Dogg is well known for his love of European football shirts, and he has added another to his collection after posting a photo of himself in the colours of Turkish champions Galatasaray. Perhaps the Istanbul club are keen to replace Didier Drogba with their own Snoop Drogg, after missing their former striker’s goals last […]

11 years ago

On your bike…

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If you’re desperate to pre-order a new video game but you’ve spent all your money on beer and soft drinks, there could be a solution. The post-apocalyptic Fallout series, for those who are unaware, uses bottle caps as currency. So when a fan of the franchise wanted to pre-order its fourth installment, he sent more […]

11 years ago

By now you probably know that Tom Hardy is preparing to get Kray-Kray as both halves of the infamous crime duo. New film Legend, in which Hardy plays brothers Ronnie and Reggie Kray, looks like being one of the most stylish releases of 2015. The initial teaser trailer was impressive enough, but now you can […]

11 years ago

A man in Brazil got his comeuppance after parking in a disabled spot, with passers-by going to great lengths to remind him of his actions. When the offender returned to his vehicle, it was enveloped in post-it notes, arranged so as to turn the car into a giant blue-and-white disabled sign. We imagine he’ll think […]

11 years ago

Eat my goal

11 years ago

Harder, better, faster, furiouser…

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This week, our Agony Uncle Matt Berry offers sound advice on Glastonbury, dating and what to do if you’re an insomniac… If you have a problem for Matt, you know what to do – email hello@JOE.co.uk. Dear Uncle Matt, Last night I was playing guitar and singing in a pub, and a man had a […]

11 years ago

Take yer pic…

11 years ago

Opinions are like *rseholes – you don’t mind your own but everyone else’s stink. Here we’ve collated the best truthbombs of the last seven days… “I think the clubs need to reduce ticket prices and find different ways of encouraging people to come to games.” – Gary Lineker, speaking exclusively to JOE.co.uk on fair pricing for supporters. “I think […]

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Uruguay were knocked out of the Copa America by Chile in a fiercely contested match in Santiago. It finished 1-0 to the hosts in a game that saw two red cards for Uruguay with Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani one of the men to get his marching orders. Cavani picked up two yellow cards – […]

11 years ago

Jose is fit to fight

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