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  • United States ‘Doomsday Plane’ makes rare appearance as global tensions rise

    United States ‘Doomsday Plane’ makes rare appearance as global tensions rise

    A rare sighting The United States’ ‘Doomsday Plane’ has been spotted making a rare appearance in Los Angeles leading to concerns about its presence as global tensions rise. It goes without saying that the first 10 days of 2026 have been absolutely nuts, between Venezuela, Greenland, the war on ‘shadow fleet’ tankers and protests in […]

    2 months ago

  • King Charles breaks huge royal protocol to give Kate Middleton new privilege

    King Charles breaks huge royal protocol to give Kate Middleton new privilege

    She’s the first Princess of Wales to get this power in 116 years King Charles has broken royal protocol to give Kate Middleton a new privilege. The monarch has bestowed a new power upon his son, Prince William, and the Princess of Wales, marking the first time this has happened in 116 years. He has […]

    2 months ago

  • Woman, 108, said the secret to a long life is having dogs instead of children

    Woman, 108, said the secret to a long life is having dogs instead of children

    ‘Have dogs, not kids!’ A woman who lived to the age of 108 said the secret to a long life is having dogs instead of children. Ada Daniel, who lived at Codnor Park Care Home in Derbyshire since 2015, turned 108 in 2023. She made headlines after almost 300 birthday cards were sent to her […]

    3 months ago

  • January is officially cancelled as Brits embrace ‘No Season’

    January is officially cancelled as Brits embrace ‘No Season’

    And we are so here for it If you’re already cancelling plans and loving it, you’re not alone. Brits have officially declared January No Season – a month for staying in, saying no, and enjoying the sweet relief of doing absolutely F all. New research from Compare the Market has found nearly four in five Brits (79 per cent) plan to […]

    3 months ago

  • Subway adds two new subs to its menu in major shakeup

    Subway adds two new subs to its menu in major shakeup

    The new subs are available from this week Subway has kicked off 2026 with a major shakeup to its menu – adding two new items as well as an enticing dessert option. With January typically a month of watching our waistlines, the sandwich giant is clearly trying to strike a balance between “new year, new […]

    3 months ago

  • Doctor warns playing too many video games can cause erectile dysfunction

    Doctor warns playing too many video games can cause erectile dysfunction

    They have some tips on how to avoid it A doctor has urged gamers to manage their time while playing video games, warning it could result in unexpected side effects. A recent report shows that over 70 per cent of people in the US find the time to play games on either PCs, consoles or […]

    3 months ago

  • You can beat the January blues with this last-minute £99 holiday deal

    You can beat the January blues with this last-minute £99 holiday deal

    Beat the January blues This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. If you want to escape the cold and wet weather across the UK, then you could head to  Las Vegas, Barbados, Thailand, or Florida for just £99. With snow, ice and storms taking over the […]

    3 months ago

  • ‘Devil letter’ written by possessed nun in 1676 has finally been translated

    ‘Devil letter’ written by possessed nun in 1676 has finally been translated

    The letter has finally been uncovered A letter claimed to have been written by a possessed nun almost 350 years ago has finally been translated. Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione was found on August 11, 1676 on the floor of her covent cell, covered in ink and holding a note featuring an unintelligible mix of […]

    3 months ago

  • Britain’s youngest dementia sufferer dies aged 24 and donates brain to science

    Britain’s youngest dementia sufferer dies aged 24 and donates brain to science

    A consultant told him he had the brain of a 70-year-old By Faye Mayern Britain’s youngest dementia sufferer has died aged 24 and chose to donate his brain to science. Andre Yarham was given the shock diagnosis that he had a form of early-onset dementia after his family noticed he was moving and speaking very […]

    3 months ago

  • These are the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    These are the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    Military experts have warned that Britain faces conscription within five years With the conflict in Iran showing no signs of abating and experts increasingly warning that Putin is preparing for war with NATO, the prospect of World War 3 is seeming more and more real. Geopolitical tensions have been increasing for months ever since Donald Trump’s election […]

    3 months ago

  • Wetherspoons launches major sale with 99p pints at 600 pubs

    Wetherspoons launches major sale with 99p pints at 600 pubs

    Dry January is not stopping the Spoons sale January is here, and after a month of drinking, you may be thinking you want to give it a rest. Well, Wetherspoons has other plans. The budget boozer has announced a huge sale, where they’ll be selling pints for as little as 99p in over 600 pubs. […]

    3 months ago

  • Fans left in disbelief at what Leeds posted shortly after Amorim sacking

    Fans left in disbelief at what Leeds posted shortly after Amorim sacking

    The West Yorkshire rivals wasted no time to fire a dig! Leeds United directed a playful jab at their rivals across the Pennines following Ruben Amorim’s dismissal yesterday – and of course it has instantly gone viral. The Portuguese gaffer was relieved of his duties after 14 months in charge on Monday morning, with him […]

    3 months ago

  • People baffled after finding out the mystery behind Wetherspoons’ red plates

    People baffled after finding out the mystery behind Wetherspoons’ red plates

    It has long been a topic of debate on social media, and it seems we finally have an answer. People are shocked to finally find out the mystery behind Wetherspoons’ iconic red plates. If you’re a Brit, you know the importance of Wetherspoons and it’s distinct place within British pride. There’s nothing quite like the […]

    3 months ago

  • Who is favourite to become next Man Utd manager after Ruben Amorim sacking?

    Who is favourite to become next Man Utd manager after Ruben Amorim sacking?

    Ruben Amorim was sacked on Monday afternoon Ruben Amorim has been sacked as Manchester United head coach, but who is favourite to replace him? Former midfielder Darren Fletcher is set to take over in the coming days, but there are plenty of names being touted to take the permanent job. Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner […]

    3 months ago

  • Petition calling for general election hits 100,000 signatures

    Petition calling for general election hits 100,000 signatures

    It comes as Starmer insists he’ll still be PM this time next year A petition calling for a new general election has reached a milestone 100,000 signatures. “On July 4 2024, Sir Keir Starmer was elected as Prime Minister. Since then, his Government has introduced measures that were not included in the Labour Party’s manifesto,” […]

    3 months ago

  • Gen Z think they’ll retire by the age of 60, research claims

    Gen Z think they’ll retire by the age of 60, research claims

    Gen Z think they’ll be retired earlier than any other generations Gen Z reckon their retirement will be spent travelling the world, snapping up a holiday home and even writing a memoir. A poll of 2,000 working adults found 27 per cent of Gen Z want to invest their pensions into experiences rather than possessions, […]

    3 months ago

  • Keir Starmer says he will still be Prime Minister this time next year

    Keir Starmer says he will still be Prime Minister this time next year

    “I will be sitting in this seat by 2027.” Keir Starmer has insisted he will still be Prime Minister this time next year in a new interview. Speaking to the BBC, Starmer said: “I was elected in 2024 with a five-year mandate to change the country, and that’s what I intend to do, to be […]

    3 months ago

  • Tyson Fury confirms boxing return after fifth retirement

    Tyson Fury confirms boxing return after fifth retirement

    “Been away for a while but I’m back now, 37 years old and still punching.” Tyson Fury has announced that he is returning to boxing after retiring for the fifth time. The Gypsy King retired last January after his second defeat to Oleksander Usyk. However, he later teased his return late last year, saying: “The […]

    3 months ago

  • Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may never walk after heartbreaking diagnosis

    Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may never walk after heartbreaking diagnosis

    “The last three months have been the most heartbreaking time of my life.” Jesy Nelson has revealed that she has been told her twin babies may never walk after receiving a heartbreaking diagnosis. The former Little Mix singer gave birth to twin girls Ocean Jade and Story Monroe Nelson-Foster in May last year, with her […]

    3 months ago

  • Venezuelan leader Maduro says ‘happy new year’ as he’s escorted to US jail

    Venezuelan leader Maduro says ‘happy new year’ as he’s escorted to US jail

    The Venezuelan leader was captured yesterday Captured Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro has wished everyone a happy new year in a new video of the 63-year-old being escorted to jail. He also wished onlookers a ‘good night’ as he arrived to the DEA offices in New York while handcuffed. Maduro was captured yesterday (Saturday, 3 January), […]

    3 months ago

  • Expert issues warning over when it’s too cold to walk your dog

    Expert issues warning over when it’s too cold to walk your dog

    An expert has spoken out on whether the weather is too much for your dog Anyone who is in the country right now is pretty aware that winter is here, and it doesn’t look to be going anytime soon. Although the cold isn’t particularly pleasant, us humans have ways of battling against it by wrapping […]

    3 months ago

  • All the destinations placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    All the destinations placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    There’s good reason to avoid these destinations A travel guide has revealed the locations that tourists should be looking to avoid in 2026. The annual list by Fodor’s serves as a travel guide which encourages travelling, but at the same time also warns about restraint by tourists. It must be said, however, that a boycott […]

    3 months ago

  • When West Ham ‘didn’t know’ where to play Carlos Tevez

    When West Ham ‘didn’t know’ where to play Carlos Tevez

    Kia Joorabchian helped bring Carlos Tevez to the Premier League In the latest episode of the Paddock, Kia Joorabchian has revealed how West Ham “did not know where to play” Carlos Tevez during his brief but eventful stint at the club in 2006/07. Joorabchian, a prominent figure in football since the 2000s, was involved in […]

    3 months ago

  • Canary Islands placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    Canary Islands placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    The locals simply have had enough! A travel guide has placed the Canary Islands in the ‘No List’ for next year, while it highlights the destinations facing pressure on the land and the local communities. The annual list by Fodor’s serves as a travel guide which encourages travelling, but at the same time also warns […]

    3 months ago

  • Will Smith sued for sexual harassment by male tour violinist

    Will Smith sued for sexual harassment by male tour violinist

    The actor has been accused of “predatory behaviour”  Will Smith is being sued by male tour violinist Brian King Joseph for sexual harassment, retaliation wrongful termination, according to a new complaint. The Men in Black actor has been accused of “predatory behaviour” and having “deliberately groomed and primed” the violinist for “further sexual exploitation”. Smith has […]

    3 months ago

  • Scientists discover ‘the ideal hangover cure’ which could be useful this morning

    Scientists discover ‘the ideal hangover cure’ which could be useful this morning

    Hangover season is finally here For millenia, man has dreamed about waking up hangover free. If one could enjoy all the positives of alcohol (of course there’s a lot of negatives too) without waking up dry mouthed, foggy headed, heaving into the sink the next day, then what a miracle that would be. There’s countless […]

    3 months ago

  • Five people injured as man arrested in incident at hospital

    Five people injured as man arrested in incident at hospital

    BREAKING A man has been arrested after five people were injured during an incident at a hospital in Merseyside. Police were called to Newton Community Hospital in Newton-Le-Willows after a man became agitated after allegedly being refused his request for an appointment. A statement from Merseyside Police read: “We have arrested a 20-year-old man after […]

    3 months ago

  • The Premier League midweek live blog: Follow all of the action as Arsenal host Villa

    The Premier League midweek live blog: Follow all of the action as Arsenal host Villa

    It’s (still) the most wonderful time of the year – so that means midweek Prem footy We’re back full of festive cheer, bringing you six fixtures with the promise of a title-topping clash. At 19:30 GMT, eight sides all play at the same time, starting with Scott Parker’s relegation-threatened Clarets hosting Eddie Howe’s Newcastle United. […]

    3 months ago

  • State of emergency declared as storm grounds thousands of flights in New York

    State of emergency declared as storm grounds thousands of flights in New York

    Storm chaos strikes during one of the year’s busiest travel weekends More than 1,500 flights have been delayed or cancelled across the northeastern United States as a powerful storm hits during one of the year’s busiest travel weekends. On Saturday, approximately 4 inches of snow fell in New York City. Despite many roads being cleared […]

    3 months ago

  • Reason why so many Brits will be feeling ill today

    Reason why so many Brits will be feeling ill today

    Rise and shine, it’s Boxing Day Who can believe it? It’s already the day after Christmas and you’ll have to wait another 364 days to do it all again. You’ve gorged on turkey, stuffing, chocolates and alcohol with names you’ve never heard of and went to bed feeling very content with yourself after another fantastic […]

    3 months ago

  • NATO jets scrambled as Russian bombers fly close to British waters on Christmas Day

    NATO jets scrambled as Russian bombers fly close to British waters on Christmas Day

    BREAKING NATO jets were scrambled after Russian jets flew close to British waters on Christmas Day. The Mirror reports that Russian Tu-95MS nuclear bombers were deployed on a flight close over the Norwegian Sea, which lies northeast of Scotland. The strategic bombers were accompanied by Su-33 fighter jets. “Tu-95MS long-range bombers of the Russian Aerospace […]

    3 months ago

  • Zelenskyy says he wishes for Putin to ‘die’ in Christmas message

    Zelenskyy says he wishes for Putin to ‘die’ in Christmas message

    That’s one hell of a Christmas wish Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy has shared a Christmas message, and in it he revealed his country’s ‘dream’ for Putin to die. The war in Ukraine began nearly four years ago now, and Zelenskyy used his festive speech to share some choice words for the Russian leader. “‘May he […]

    3 months ago

  • Friends actor Pat Finn dies aged 60

    Friends actor Pat Finn dies aged 60

    Sad news Pat Finn has died aged 60 after a battle with cancer. The actor was best known for his role as Bill Norwood on ABC sitcom The Middle. He also appeared in Friends, where he played the role of Dr. Roger, who was with Monica. Finn also worked on shows such as Seinfeld, That 70s […]

    3 months ago

  • Lovehoney’s best-selling couples toys are up to 70% off in huge sale

    Lovehoney’s best-selling couples toys are up to 70% off in huge sale

    Goodbye January blues! This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. Lovehoney has launched a huge sale with up to 70% off its best-selling couple toys. As part of the brand’s latest sale you can bag some big discounts on a number of ranges including toys, lingerie, […]

    3 months ago

  • Unclassified FBI tip from Epstein files shows rape accusation against Donald Trump

    Unclassified FBI tip from Epstein files shows rape accusation against Donald Trump

    The US government has already warned of ‘untrue and sensationalist’ claims An unclassified FBI tip that has been released as part of the Epstein files has brought light to a rape accusation made against Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. The document, which is dated from 27/10/2020 and has a case ID number of SOD-NY-3027571, details […]

    3 months ago

  • Tyson Fury ‘quits the UK and moves family’ after Rachel Reeves’ budget

    Tyson Fury ‘quits the UK and moves family’ after Rachel Reeves’ budget

    The boxing champion has a net worth of £160m Tyson Fury has quit the UK after Rachel Reeves’ budget, it has been revealed. The two-time heavyweight world champion has quit mainland UK after the budget, in favour of a more tax-friendly part of the world. Fury has relocated his family to a six-bedroom £8m home […]

    3 months ago

  • Greta Thunberg has been arrested

    Greta Thunberg has been arrested

    BREAKING Greta Thunberg has been arrested at a protest supporting the Palestine Action hunger strikers. City of London Police said that a 22-year-old woman has been arrested for holding a placard in support of Palestine Action. Palestine Action was proscribed by the government earlier this year. In a video shared by the Prisoners for Palestine […]

    3 months ago

  • Family fear Palestine Action hunger striker will die in prison

    Family fear Palestine Action hunger striker will die in prison

    Teuta Hoxha is on day 43 without food The family of Palestine Action hunger striker Teuta Hoxha say they fear she will die in prison. Teuta, 29, has been on remand for 13 months, and she began her hunger strike 43 days ago. Speaking to Sky News, her family expressed their fears that she may […]

    3 months ago

  • Singer Chris Rea dies aged 74

    Singer Chris Rea dies aged 74

    Heartbreaking news Driving Home for Christmas singer Chris Rea has died aged 74, a spokesperson for his family has said. Born in Middlesborough, Rea found success in the seventies and eighties, with hits such as Fool (If You Think It’s Over), Let’s Dance and The Road To Hell. However, he is best known for his Christmas hit, […]

    3 months ago

  • Nearly a quarter of Gen Z say they might spend Christmas Day completely alone this year

    Nearly a quarter of Gen Z say they might spend Christmas Day completely alone this year

    Christmas is a time for avoiding socialisation, according to younger generations First there was Quiet Quitting, now there is Quiet Christmas, as more than half of adults will choose to avoid crowds and social occasions this holiday season. After the rise in popularity of ‘Quiet Quitting’ at work and the ‘Quiet Breakup’ of leaving a […]

    3 months ago

  • Andrew pictured lying on laps at Sandringham in new Epstein file release

    Andrew pictured lying on laps at Sandringham in new Epstein file release

    Numerous famous faces were pictured in the latest release The US Justice Department has released thousands of images and documents in the first release of the Epstein files. It comes after US Congress voted to release the files, and gave the Justice Department a deadline of yesterday, December 19, for their release. However, the DOJ […]

    3 months ago